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Why do women hate men with beard?

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/05/2012 05:59 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
I don't like beards cuz I wanna see if there is actually a real human being underneath all that damn hair. Come out of the fucking cave, dude!
 Quoting: hawk8414


I could say pretty much the same about the huge amount of makeup you daily smear into your faces! Come out of your imagined wonderland, alice!

*küsschen*

eyebat
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21338812


I don't wear makeup slathered on like putty. You're lucky if it's just eyeliner and mascara and some lipstick. Other than that,it's too much time.
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
I am 10 months in to my YOTB and I frikkin love it. I will not trim or cut it for at least 2 more months(except a little around the mouth for eating purposes).

It is the most natural thing and it feels great. I am fortunate that my wife likes beards so I don't catch hell unless I let it get unkempt.

Happiness is found within, not from without. If your lady is unhappy, shaving will not fix that for her, nor will anything else that YOU do.
 Quoting: mistersplinter


Thats some real wisdom right here. Well said, sir.

I enjoy my beard, women do enjoy it, as well, especially when i thickle their pussy with my facial hair. That turns them on so much. Not kidding.
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rockon
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08/05/2012 06:00 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
The day that I need a woman to tell me how to be a man is the day that i'll kill myself.
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Anonymous Coward
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08/05/2012 06:02 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Does this classify as a beard?

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08/05/2012 06:02 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
whats wrong with facial furniture
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08/05/2012 06:04 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
The day that I need a woman to tell me how to be a man is the day that i'll kill myself.
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Ossie bloke

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08/05/2012 06:05 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
So biblical characters can get some peace.
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
I think this much hair is alright.

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08/05/2012 06:06 PM

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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
beards are the rage..what are you going on about?

hipsters have bears galore.

it's the new rage.
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08/05/2012 06:07 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
This reminds me of a joke. Why don't women have beards? It's in their jeans.cool2

Last Edited by Justalittlebad on 08/05/2012 06:07 PM
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08/05/2012 06:09 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
BUT the questio IS:

why we have beard?

burnit
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08/05/2012 06:15 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
BUT the questio IS:

why we have beard?

burnit
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To fear it!

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08/05/2012 06:21 PM

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here are two of the coolest MF'ers on the planet and they wear it well...rockon



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08/05/2012 06:35 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
i noticed having a beared makes ppl respect you more. no beard makes u look like u like sausage in the backdoor.
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08/05/2012 06:40 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
beards are the rage..what are you going on about?

hipsters have bears galore.

it's the new rage.
 Quoting: Skin Suit


Yeah, I dont know if Im a hipster but I dress myself like that and I noticed that most of chicks now prefer beards (the one in my age, at around 22-23)

I wear my beard with PRIDE!

i noticed having a beared makes ppl respect you more. no beard makes u look like u like sausage in the backdoor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21343749


Thats fucking true!

I feel like Im more respected at work since Im wearing my beard fully
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08/06/2012 08:59 AM
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08/06/2012 10:52 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
I don't think they hate the beard I think they dislike the old soup caught in it and the snot dried up in the moustache.
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08/06/2012 10:58 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Every men should have a beard, its what makes them attractive.

Shaving is imitating the behaviour of gay female men.

I for myself can grow a fully pirate beard and Im fucking proud of it! I love it. Nobody in my friendsgroup complaints about it nor at work.

I work at a Big Financial Institue that tolerates such things, so, to all woman who have issues with liking beards: All my girlfriends I had loved my beard! Only real women and not pubertary justinbieber fangirls love beards, and the last group can fuck themselves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21328506


I'm assuming you aren't going down on the people in your friendship group,so they don't count. I used to work with an old fellow who used to ask people with facial hair who they were hiding from,I've adopted that mindset myself and remain clean shaven. If you have nothing to hide bare your face.
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08/06/2012 10:59 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
just gotta keep em trimmed & tidy, being an attractive, nice guy can help as well.
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08/06/2012 11:06 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Indeed it is a buckload of hypocrisy for a woman to be telling a man that his natural beard means he's masking something. I say this after viewing the countless makeup and paints the average woman needs to goop on her face before she steps out into public. I heard that crap was literally bat shit!
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08/06/2012 11:13 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Because they'll end up stoning them to death.
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LOL
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08/14/2012 11:40 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Three years, trimmed once. Hair not cut for much longer. It's the combination that counts... although it's got to match the personality (luckily it does for me).

A proper beard signals a lack of vanity - I think that's part of what intelligent women find attractive...
cool2
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08/14/2012 11:44 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Every men should have a beard, its what makes them attractive.

Shaving is imitating the behaviour of gay female men.

I for myself can grow a fully pirate beard and Im fucking proud of it! I love it. Nobody in my friendsgroup complaints about it nor at work.

I work at a Big Financial Institue that tolerates such things, so, to all woman who have issues with liking beards: All my girlfriends I had loved my beard! Only real women and not pubertary justinbieber fangirls love beards, and the last group can fuck themselves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21328506


It sounds like you just answered your own question while typing to yourself. Why bother posting...just stick your nose in your lovely cock haired beard and jack off like a Russian sailor...we don't give a shit.
Newheart

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08/14/2012 11:47 PM

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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
A nice trimmed beard is handsome especially in cold winters.
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08/14/2012 11:53 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
beards represent the true and natural order of men and women. which is something everyone wants to cover up. of course women dont like it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1015009


I don't like beards for several reasons. They look dirty and prickly, yuk all that sweat, food and snot breeding ground for germs - yuk.

Then there is the reason why men have beards, it looks like natures way of protecting the wearer from close physical combat. The fact that so many young men are growing beards is unsettling because subconsiously these men must consider themselves to be living in a physically threatening environment.

That is another reason not to like them.
Newheart

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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
In cold climate where you don't sweat.
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
My GF loves my full beard. She doesnt want me to cut it short but rather to let it grow even longer. And she is very hot woman round her 30's.

I kinda feel that beard makes me a man. Without beard I feel like a boy.
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08/15/2012 12:07 AM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
YES, GOD GAVE YOU A BEARD, I AM GOD, YOU ARE GOD

I WAS JUST THINKING THIS THE OTHER DAY

ON 'CHATROULETTE'

:D
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08/15/2012 12:08 AM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
beards represent the true and natural order of men and women. which is something everyone wants to cover up. of course women dont like it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1015009


I don't like beards for several reasons. They look dirty and prickly, yuk all that sweat, food and snot breeding ground for germs - yuk.

Then there is the reason why men have beards, it looks like natures way of protecting the wearer from close physical combat. The fact that so many young men are growing beards is unsettling because subconsiously these men must consider themselves to be living in a physically threatening environment.

That is another reason not to like them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13460690


Haven't you thought you might have a convoluted sense of reality?