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Why do women hate men with beard?

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/15/2012 12:17 AM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
beards represent the true and natural order of men and women. which is something everyone wants to cover up. of course women dont like it.
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I don't like beards for several reasons. They look dirty and prickly, yuk all that sweat, food and snot breeding ground for germs - yuk.

Then there is the reason why men have beards, it looks like natures way of protecting the wearer from close physical combat. The fact that so many young men are growing beards is unsettling because subconsiously these men must consider themselves to be living in a physically threatening environment.

That is another reason not to like them.
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Haven't you thought you might have a convoluted sense of reality?
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sure I could be reading way too much into it, but what would you say a beards purpose is then?

When I see what is going on in the world and how completely it has changed, the giant leap backwards into a world of violence and menace and such and see the new fashion trend, there seems to be a correlation.
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08/15/2012 12:28 AM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
I got a beard, My wife loves it.

all good!
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08/15/2012 12:32 AM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
maybe because they dont wanna be dating santa claus??
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08/15/2012 12:41 AM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
It's an interesting thing. I personally don't like beards because I cannot see the man's face and I think it interferes with picking up on social cues-non-verbal stuff. Plus, I don't like Santa Claus. You ever see kids go nutz when you take them to see Santa Claus.

We just aren't used to seeing men with beards here in the US. During the 1950's, a clean shaven appearance was required for social acceptance. The hippies with their beards were only doing it as a form of rebellion. I think in America, there is a social issue concerning beards. Women have issues with it. My husband had a goatee and I thought he looked smug. Course, I think he's a smug, arrogant jerk frequently, though I do think he's been working on it. Still, he can't control himself if he has done something that he shouldn't have done and has gotten away with it, he will brag about it. I find that absolutely unattractive. He has shaved off the goatee and I think we get along better, though I don't know what part of that is because of the beard or no beard.

My oldest son is lazy and doesn't want to shave. Since he has a disability, I will allow him to grow his beard out some, but I still think he looks better without it. I want to get his pictures done, but he will have to shave before I'm getting them taken.
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A woman saying she doesn't like a man with a beard is as IDIOTIC as a man saying he doesn't like women with smooth faces. Facial hair is NATURAL for a man. If you don't like it maybe you lean to the lesbian side.
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08/15/2012 12:43 AM
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08/15/2012 12:43 AM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Every men should have a beard, its what makes them attractive.

Shaving is imitating the behaviour of gay female men.

I for myself can grow a fully pirate beard and Im fucking proud of it! I love it. Nobody in my friendsgroup complaints about it nor at work.

I work at a Big Financial Institue that tolerates such things, so, to all woman who have issues with liking beards: All my girlfriends I had loved my beard! Only real women and not pubertary justinbieber fangirls love beards, and the last group can fuck themselves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21328506


NO. that is what makes MEN attractive to YOU.. you are attracted to other men.

You only want to look like other men.. because you are a pecker-gazer.

The same with the rest of you "straight men."

You are bear fags. Face it. You might not act like a fairy, but you still want some dick in your butt all the same.

If you're growing your beard, do it, but don't expect any special acknowledgement for it because you're not doing it for the ladies.. you're doing it to compete with other men.. because you're a gay.
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08/15/2012 12:46 AM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
beards are symbolic of protection. The justice chakra is in the chin.

Doesn't have to be a big beard but, some hair is nice. it can be short, not even a full beard. Just some hair there is nice IMO.
 Quoting: bannedfornoreason


Yeah and it's also for when the BALLS are SLAPPING YOUR CHIN... the hair CUSHIONS the BALLS that SLAP the CHIN.
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08/15/2012 12:46 AM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
It is yucky OP but perhaps ok in Alaska.

Some beards are ok but women also do not like sharp whiskers so guess you guys cant win, just like the expectations towards women sometimes from the males.

Compromise is best on both sides and not expecting perfections.
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08/15/2012 12:58 AM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Every men should have a beard, its what makes them attractive.

Shaving is imitating the behaviour of gay female men.

I for myself can grow a fully pirate beard and Im fucking proud of it! I love it. Nobody in my friendsgroup complaints about it nor at work.

I work at a Big Financial Institue that tolerates such things, so, to all woman who have issues with liking beards: All my girlfriends I had loved my beard! Only real women and not pubertary justinbieber fangirls love beards, and the last group can fuck themselves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21328506


Most men's beards look like shit, unkempt scraggly and unwashed. Stinks.

If men groomed and bathed, it would be different. Most men are slobby and have no self respect so it's better to shave because it requires less effort than grooming and trimming.
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08/15/2012 01:08 AM
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Anonymous Coward
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08/15/2012 02:11 AM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
I got a beard, My wife loves it.

all good!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20713449


...until her beard is larger than yours.

I thought this was a thread for women...asking them about beards. Instead...it turned into a chat room for men with beards who are attracted to their beards. ewww
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08/15/2012 02:26 AM

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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Men with beard is good! smooch
Frank
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12/13/2012 10:55 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
A beard isn't hiding anything. Shaving is hiding something. You're hiding the fact that hair grows out of your face. A result of being born with working testicles. I'm not against being clean shaven, but I find it idiotic to be against beards. There's a lot of other great points that have already been made in this thread.
To the multitudes of women who hate beards, why do you care so much?
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12/13/2012 10:56 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Would you want to kiss a face full of hair? Ugh. I like clean cut men.
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12/13/2012 10:58 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Women HATE being attracted to things they find uncouth or unpretty. That's why they resent men with beards. They are naturally attracted to them but resent it. It's kind of like visual rape.
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12/13/2012 10:59 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Some men look better if they just cover their face in hair.

Some don not need to.
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12/13/2012 11:17 PM

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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
I trim regularly...........somewhere.....
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12/13/2012 11:40 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Western society has a misguided obsession with youth hence the ladies fixation with hairless cheeks. A beardless man looks significantly younger than if they sported a full beard. Case in point - me. I easily look ten years younger when I don't have my beard. Well I say age, wisdom and experience have value and to show my solidarity with the Oldie-Oldersons I let my hirsute flag fly!
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12/13/2012 11:44 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Women resent being attracted against their will to anything unfashionable because they're brainwashed.

Women like beards but few will admit it.
Tracy
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12/13/2012 11:44 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
5 oclock shadow = nice/sexy. Full beard = stinky. Food/beer/cigarette/pussy stench all gets in there and its just gross. Plus....I like to see guys necks....not dive underneath to see it hides a flabby chin and grime.
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12/13/2012 11:46 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
When I was in my 20's my beard would not grow properly, now in my 30's everything connects and grows evenly.
Younger ladies seem put off by the beard but as I get older they seem too not mind as much and some really like it.

I sport a slightly longer version of the ducktail:
[link to www.dyers.org]
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12/13/2012 11:50 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
I went through this face thinking a good man, and honest man, a MANLY man would have a beard.

I was sick to death of all the pansy ass metrosexual losers I saw everywhere...a real man...would have a beard dammit.

Problem is every single guy I met that had a beard was a complete anti social lunatic. Most of them could barely grunt, much less speak a coherent sentence.

The few execeptions being the gay bearded professor type, and yeah, they were gay.

I am utterly convinced there is a manly, straight and intelligent bearded guy out there...but he's 23 and married.

So fuck that.
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12/13/2012 11:51 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
I went through this "face"...lol hahahaha!

SOrryy!

I went through this PHASE.

Yeah...

White Russians.
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12/13/2012 11:52 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Female here.
Generally speaking I find men with beards considerably more attractive than their clean shaven counterparts.
However men who pluck their eyebrows and/or wax their chests are an absolute turn off... not to mention gay.

On a side, does facial recognition technology still work on fully bearded males?
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 11:53 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
I love it that the guy named Beard in ZZ Top didn't have one. The other two did though.
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12/13/2012 11:54 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Anyway shaving is indeed very gay. Beards are meant to be grown fully.
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12/13/2012 11:55 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
My hubby wears a beard in the winter and is clean shaven the rest of the year. Either way is fine with me. I love scratching his beard.
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12/14/2012 12:10 AM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
My gf loves my beard
She says I'm her Viking
Anonymous Coward
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12/20/2012 06:07 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
Wasn't always a fan of beards, but when my boyfriend started growing out his, I gotta say, I am now a fan. Granted, I'm only a fan of his beard, but it's a beard nonetheless.

It's just so manly and....beardly.
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12/20/2012 06:18 PM
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Re: Why do women hate men with beard?
real men have beards, not the cleanface bumtardss226

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