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I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!

 
Stealth521 (OP)

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I like beer and a pellet gun. My daughter had a pellet gun and I could never make it work. She kept it under the seat in my car. She took my car when she wanted to shoot it I guess. I forgot it was there.

Years later my brother had my car detailed and it was found. He said it was almost a concealed weapon. :) I said, you can have it.
 Quoting: WindyMind


Whoa... Glad it was found before it could cause you any legal problems. Definitely a concealed weapon... A felony

BTW I like beer and guns too :-)
In moderation, of course (with the beer)

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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
Really? Just a pellet gun.
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08/05/2012 11:40 PM

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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
Really? Just a pellet gun.
 Quoting: WindyMind


I'm pretty sure. It's a weapon, and it's concealed. Hang on I'll look.

/edit/
Not finding anything. Guess I'm wrong.

Last Edited by #521 on 08/05/2012 11:50 PM
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
If you read the thread you'd see it is fenced... It's a groundhog... They dig. They tear up your yard/field with tunnels. Nasty overgrown rodents.
 Quoting: Stealth521


There are effective, proven and cheap nonlethal methods to get rid of them.

Took me 20 seconds of research:

[link to www.natures-defense.com]

[link to answers.yahoo.com]

There is no logical reason to kill them. But if you WANT to kill them, stop acting in disguise bringing up nonsenical arguments to justify yourself.
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08/05/2012 11:43 PM
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
Beat me to it! Yes he's gonna pay for eating my tomaters and killing cucumber plants. Justice will be swift and fierce.

Sitting in a chair right now watching the deer. They seem to be eyeballing the rifle.
 Quoting: Stealth521


Thanks for the laugh OP.

And good luck with that.
Be Still and know that I am God.
-Psalms 46:10
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
well if the gun method fails you could give landmines a try,hehe.
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pull an air bag from a junked car. wire it up and bury it.
Bate the area and when the fucker comes for dinner, hit the ignitor and watch him fly.
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LMFAO that is one funny ass and creative method
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
Ah, the right tool for the job!
The Rodenator!

[link to www.youtube.com]
explosion
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


Holy smokes that thing looks lethal. Would of come in handy in Nam with the Tunnel rats to get rid of the pesky Gooks
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
Bastard's been getting into my garden eating everything in sight. I'm taking a six pack and a .22 pellet rifle (gotta keep it quiet) gonna wait him out.

hunter

I'll be updating with my phone chuckle
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Can't wait to see how it goes. I have gophers.
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
Ah, the right tool for the job!
The Rodenator!

[link to www.youtube.com]
explosion
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


Holy smokes that thing looks lethal. Would of come in handy in Nam with the Tunnel rats to get rid of the pesky Gooks
 Quoting: Ready2bugout AKA R2B BOB


Are you a nam vet?
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
Bastard's been getting into my garden eating everything in sight. I'm taking a six pack and a .22 pellet rifle (gotta keep it quiet) gonna wait him out.

hunter

I'll be updating with my phone chuckle
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Can't wait to see how it goes. I have gophers.
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But do you have a garden?
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
I'm not sure we should be encouraging this guy.

He's gonna be drunk, it's dark and he's got ammunition.

And we all know about groundhogs.

This has the potential for disaster.
Be Still and know that I am God.
-Psalms 46:10
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
Nah don't kill him...get your local farmers market and offer to buy a bunch of his peaches that are starting to go bad and dump them on the ground next to his hole

I've killed many of them..it's useless
Cultivate them as a food source for when TSHTF...if there is one there are thirty

I'm at the same place as u OP...the deer have wiped me out but at this point it's too late...it would just be vengeance against a dumb animal for their instinct to survive..

If you think you want to take that second shot at a wounded whimpering ground hog...cause one won't do it, then go ahead...get it out of your system...Think of the fleas you'll make homeless!
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I'm not sure we should be encouraging this guy.

He's gonna be drunk, it's dark and he's got ammunition.

And we all know about groundhogs.

This has the potential for disaster.
 Quoting: Miggy


What could go wrong? 1dunno1
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
Beat me to it! Yes he's gonna pay for eating my tomaters and killing cucumber plants. Justice will be swift and fierce.

Sitting in a chair right now watching the deer. They seem to be eyeballing the rifle.
 Quoting: Stealth521


Thanks for the laugh OP.

And good luck with that.
 Quoting: Miggy


Thanks Miggy!

Hope all is well in the new apartment!
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
I'm not sure we should be encouraging this guy.

He's gonna be drunk, it's dark and he's got ammunition.

And we all know about groundhogs.

This has the potential for disaster.
 Quoting: Miggy


What could go wrong? 1dunno1
 Quoting: WindyMind


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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
Ah, the right tool for the job!
The Rodenator!

[link to www.youtube.com]
explosion
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


Holy smokes that thing looks lethal. Would of come in handy in Nam with the Tunnel rats to get rid of the pesky Gooks
 Quoting: Ready2bugout AKA R2B BOB


Are you a nam vet?
 Quoting: WindyMind


No but I have lots of respect for Nam Vets because regardless of the political reasons behind the way those man went out there did their jobs and got shafted and treated like dirt when they came back to the U.S.

I know they use Flame throwers to flush out tunnels but they could of easily made a larger version of the rodenator built into a tank instated of sending in the tunnel rats.

"The Gookanator!
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
I'm not sure we should be encouraging this guy.

He's gonna be drunk, it's dark and he's got ammunition.

And we all know about groundhogs.

This has the potential for disaster.
 Quoting: Miggy


Don't worry it's been called off until tomorrow chuckle
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
I guess it is defined as a weapon, maybe not in all states, but I would have had the legal argument that I didn't know it was there. She kept it in my car, why? Did she know? I am going to give her some shit about it. sockpuppet
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
Thanks Miggy!

Hope all is well in the new apartment!
 Quoting: Stealth521


Hey, friend.

I may have ants but no rodents.

You better be careful out there.

One of those holes might open up and swallow you.

That was a joke but actually when I typed it I thought about something.

I am watching my sister's house while she's gone and this evening her little dog was romping around the yard.

I noticed a little frog she was chasing hop into a hole.

She started to sniff him out and the hole start caving IN!

One small hole is all it took in Guatamala and look what the end result was!

SINKHOLE DOOM and GROUNDHOG DOOM are NOT a good combination.

Add deer that are eyeballin' the rifle and, well......

damned
Be Still and know that I am God.
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
Thanks Miggy!

Hope all is well in the new apartment!
 Quoting: Stealth521


Hey, friend.

I may have ants but no rodents.

You better be careful out there.

One of those holes might open up and swallow you.

That was a joke but actually when I typed it I thought about something.

I am watching my sister's house while she's gone and this evening her little dog was romping around the yard.

I noticed a little frog she was chasing hop into a hole.

She started to sniff him out and the hole start caving IN!

One small hole is all it took in Guatamala and look what the end result was!

SINKHOLE DOOM and GROUNDHOG DOOM are NOT a good combination.

Add deer that are eyeballin' the rifle and, well......

damned
Be Still and know that I am God.
-Psalms 46:10
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08/06/2012 12:10 AM

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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
So you are actually protecting the world from a sinkhole disaster. Kill a gopher and save the world. I like it.
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
Thanks Miggy!

Hope all is well in the new apartment!
 Quoting: Stealth521


Hey, friend.

I may have ants but no rodents.

You better be careful out there.

One of those holes might open up and swallow you.

That was a joke but actually when I typed it I thought about something.

I am watching my sister's house while she's gone and this evening her little dog was romping around the yard.

I noticed a little frog she was chasing hop into a hole.

She started to sniff him out and the hole start caving IN!

One small hole is all it took in Guatamala and look what the end result was!

SINKHOLE DOOM and GROUNDHOG DOOM are NOT a good combination.

Add deer that are eyeballin' the rifle and, well......

damned
 Quoting: Miggy



scared You're scaring me, woman! chuckle
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
So you are actually protecting the world from a sinkhole disaster. Kill a gopher and save the world. I like it.
 Quoting: WindyMind


Works for me!
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Gnite and good luck. Don't go outside in the dark because of the sinkhole situation.
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08/06/2012 12:17 AM

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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
Gnite and good luck. Don't go outside in the dark because of the sinkhole situation.
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Gotcha, and thanks :-)
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
scared You're scaring me, woman! chuckle
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Stealth, I tried to Green Karma the Golpher but it wouldn't let me.

You see what I'm talking about?

This is not a good sign. Not a good sign at all.

uhoh

I will try again.

Stealth = rocket

Golpher =fuckoff2

Deer =ratdance

End result =explosion
Be Still and know that I am God.
-Psalms 46:10
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Gnite and good luck. Don't go outside in the dark because of the sinkhole situation.
 Quoting: WindyMind


Bye, Windy.

hf

Stealth, I think that was Windy's polite way of saying:

hiding

HAHA.
Be Still and know that I am God.
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
scared You're scaring me, woman! chuckle
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Stealth, I tried to Green Karma the Golpher but it wouldn't let me.

You see what I'm talking about?

This is not a good sign. Not a good sign at all.

uhoh

I will try again.

Stealth = rocket

Golpher =fuckoff2

Deer =ratdance

End result =explosion
 Quoting: Miggy


chuckle

Thanks for the karma :-)
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Gnite and good luck. Don't go outside in the dark because of the sinkhole situation.
 Quoting: WindyMind


Bye, Windy.

hf

Stealth, I think that was Windy's polite way of saying:

hiding

HAHA.
 Quoting: Miggy


For good reason... Tomorrow it's gonna be...

 da shining

Little pig, little pig!
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Re: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!
I like beer and a pellet gun. My daughter had a pellet gun and I could never make it work. She kept it under the seat in my car. She took my car when she wanted to shoot it I guess. I forgot it was there.

Years later my brother had my car detailed and it was found. He said it was almost a concealed weapon. :) I said, you can have it.
 Quoting: WindyMind


Whoa... Glad it was found before it could cause you any legal problems. Definitely a concealed weapon... A felony

BTW I like beer and guns too :-)
In moderation, of course (with the beer)
 Quoting: Stealth521


You won't have to flip the dirty finger at me again. This is a public service announcement.

In Ohio... "It is unlawful to carry or use any firearm while under the influence of alcohol or any drug of abuse." The "under the influence" leaves a lot of room for speculation.

If you're a concealed carry holder, there is no room for speculation. If you drink and carry, it's a 3rd degree felony and you not only lose your permit, you can get prison time and a 10,000. fine.

To save all that trouble and hassle, I'd just let the groundhog live. 8)

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