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On my last trip to Moscow..

 
Sergei Mosin
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08/06/2012 06:33 AM
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On my last trip to Moscow..
Vladimir Putin motioned for me to come. Nervously, I walked up the man and he extended his hand. We shook hands and he whispered into my ear.

"I know you spread jokes about me. .Its an unhealthy habit."

"Why is this,"I inquired.

I am a strong leader and friend of the people after all," he said.

"No, I've not told anybody this joke. I speak of you as a fair leader and an economic genius."

A confused leader smiled for a second and then, in an ice tone, wished me a safe trip back home.
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Vladimir Putin motioned for me to come. Nervously, I walked up the man and he extended his hand. We shook hands and he whispered into my ear.

"I know you spread jokes about me. .Its an unhealthy habit."

"Why is this,"I inquired.

I am a strong leader and friend of the people after all," he said.

"No, I've not told anybody this joke. I speak of you as a fair leader and an economic genius."

A confused leader smiled for a second and then, in an ice tone, wished me a safe trip back home.
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Re: On my last trip to Moscow..
Liar.
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Re: On my last trip to Moscow..
Vladimir Putin motioned for me to come. Nervously, I walked up the man and he extended his hand. We shook hands and he whispered into my ear.

"I know you spread jokes about me. .Its an unhealthy habit."

"Why is this,"I inquired.

I am a strong leader and friend of the people after all," he said.

"No, I've not told anybody this joke. I speak of you as a fair leader and an economic genius."

A confused leader smiled for a second and then, in an ice tone, wished me a safe trip back home.
 Quoting: Sergei Mosin


Haha goo one OP! lmao
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I'm sure the punchline lost something in translation.
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Ny Ny i chto Pytin eshe tebe nasheptal...Tebe , chto tak skychno?
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Re: On my last trip to Moscow..
We hosted a student from Russia in the 90's. She wants to come and visit the U.S., but she is VERY secretive about it and does not want us to tell anyone. It's very difficult to get permission to leave the country and we will have to write her an invitation.

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