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Americans are weird. They are capable of putting a car on the Moon yet at the same time they have people who claim:

"Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!!"

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Americans are weird. They are capable of putting a car on [Mars] yet at the same time they have people who claim:

"Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!!"
 Quoting: Dutch Girl

You should take a peek at the Curiosity threads right here on GLP.
Dumbassery seems to rather universal.
The USians are just the loudest.

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earth to remote control a car in mars.. maybe BP has a pit stop on mars and a martian will pump fuel for nasa. Yeah right.if nasa had this tech they would be back on the moon with a remote rocket and why stop at mars. It is a joke. No man has landed on mars so why tell us its red dirt and show us red dirt.. why cos we are told its red before the kids christmas toys drives around mars and yeah no rocks etc its a sweet drive no bumps or humps it is hollywood once again.
A parashoot LOL how is rover going to drive around with this parashoot tangled around it.
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Americans are weird. They are capable of putting a car on the Moon yet at the same time they have people who claim:

"Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!!"

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]
 Quoting: Dutch Girl


I`m always very careful about making blanket statements like 'Americans are weird' based on one Americans opinion. Would the following video depict your average Dutchman?

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this mars shit is the biggest load of complete bullshit that nasa and the government has come up with, since the shooting anyway, i know that american people in general are good, but this distraction: no, do not fall for there lies, this is big time bullshit.
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Americans are weird. They are capable of putting a car on the Moon yet at the same time they have people who claim:

"Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!!"

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]
 Quoting: Dutch Girl


That is a humor site meant for entertainment purposes...
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Ha ha!! this link is like EXTREMEGodLikeProductions.com

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Curiosity is a fake computer generated propaganda.


the fake moon landings all over again
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You suffer from OCD, go get your head checked. Pathetic, uneducated, uninformed, lowlife attention seeker calming Curiosity landing is a hoax. Hey moron, learn general physics and general science. Hopefully YOU will wake up. Moron! Unbelievably dumb retard.
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Have to agree. Not a hoax. Have some pride.
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They say they used a parachute to land a 1 ton vehicle. Good luck!!!

Satellite Image Of Mars Rover Curiosity Shows Parachute Deployed
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"The highest atmospheric density on Mars is equal to the density found 35 km (21 miles or 115,000 ft) above the Earth's surface. The resulting maximum surface pressure is only 0.6% of that of the Earth (101.3 kPa)." - wikipedia
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Mars has 0.6% of the atmosphere of earth. Call it no atmosphere, a vacuum. Parachutes won't fucking work. Am I stupid? My SAT scores were 95th percentile (highest you can get.) Am I the only one in the world to notice this? I feel like I'm in a vacuum (because no one can hear you yelling in a vacuum.) Just shoot me. Is there one fucking high school science teacher in the entire country who can back me up? But, ooooh... it's NASA, ooooh... it's JPL, they're smarter than everybody else. Well fuck them!!! They are fucking lying and tell them I said so. A $2.5 billion program, but I can't get a fucking job anywhere. And who cares if there's life on Mars, let alone protein building blocks? I sure don't fucking care. I can't even find intelligent life on earth. Do you know what I could do with $2.5 billion? Think of the women I could be dating.
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Why didn't they send one of these fancy high def rovers to the moon?
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Am I stupid?
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Yes.
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You suffer from OCD, go get your head checked. Pathetic, uneducated, uninformed, lowlife attention seeker calming Curiosity landing is a hoax. Hey moron, learn general physics and general science. Hopefully YOU will wake up. Moron! Unbelievably dumb retard.
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I agree but I think you should put more effort in the put downs and insults. For instance moron is probable a complement to OP.
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They say they used a parachute to land a 1 ton vehicle. Good luck!!!

Satellite Image Of Mars Rover Curiosity Shows Parachute Deployed
[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]

"The highest atmospheric density on Mars is equal to the density found 35 km (21 miles or 115,000 ft) above the Earth's surface. The resulting maximum surface pressure is only 0.6% of that of the Earth (101.3 kPa)." - wikipedia
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Mars has 0.6% of the atmosphere of earth. Call it no atmosphere, a vacuum. Parachutes won't fucking work. Am I stupid? My SAT scores were 95th percentile (highest you can get.) Am I the only one in the world to notice this? I feel like I'm in a vacuum (because no one can hear you yelling in a vacuum.) Just shoot me. Is there one fucking high school science teacher in the entire country who can back me up? But, ooooh... it's NASA, ooooh... it's JPL, they're smarter than everybody else. Well fuck them!!! They are fucking lying and tell them I said so. A $2.5 billion program, but I can't get a fucking job anywhere. And who cares if there's life on Mars, let alone protein building blocks? I sure don't fucking care. I can't even find intelligent life on earth. Do you know what I could do with $2.5 billion? Think of the women I could be dating.
 Quoting: sanchezal28 13460809


Well the 95th percentile must be much lower in USA compared to UK judging by your lack of knowledge and intelligence mr can't find a job.

The parachute was for initial deaceleration, the final landing was by sky crane. The parachute would have been very large as well due to the lower pressure of the martian atmosphere compared to Earth
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Good point from the guy above. How can a parachute perform a breaking function in low density atmosphere like mars has.

I pointed that out once in another forum and what do you know, a nasa licking marstard stepped up with all his data from nasa about how dense the atmosphere was and the parachute will work and all the shit nasa published backing the game show up.

The fact is this, their idiots.
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I don't know, our nerds sure were happy. They would have to have fooled every nerd working on the project (hundreds) and over a decade.
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LuLzzzzzzz

Good point from the guy above. How can a parachute perform a breaking function in low density atmosphere like mars has.

I pointed that out once in another forum and what do you know, a nasa licking marstard stepped up with all his data from nasa about how dense the atmosphere was and the parachute will work and all the shit nasa published backing the game show up.

The fact is this, their idiots.
 Quoting: Mars in your eyes 18237036


The parachute slowed the lander to 900 miles an hour. On Earth terminal velocity for the lander with the parachute deployed would be much much lower. The landing was by sky crane that used rockets.
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LuLzzzzzzz

Good point from the guy above. How can a parachute perform a breaking function in low density atmosphere like mars has.

I pointed that out once in another forum and what do you know, a nasa licking marstard stepped up with all his data from nasa about how dense the atmosphere was and the parachute will work and all the shit nasa published backing the game show up.

The fact is this, their idiots.
 Quoting: Mars in your eyes 18237036


Way to make a point from a position of almost complete ignorance.

Jokes on you twat1
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I never got why people think moon landings or anything like that are a hoax. If NASA was awesome enough to deceive most of the world and get them to believe we had men walking on the moon, then they would be coming up with more awesome shit than dropping a friggen buggy on Mars 40 years later. No, if any of that was a hoax, our government would have us believe we have a forward base on Pluto to defend against the Klingons or some shit so they could rally national support to raise taxes or sell bonds or elect politicians who were strong on interplanetary defense. No hoax here, no conspiracy here, just a rocket and some science stuff.
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You suffer from OCD, go get your head checked. Pathetic, uneducated, uninformed, lowlife attention seeker calming Curiosity landing is a hoax. Hey moron, learn general physics and general science. Hopefully YOU will wake up. Moron! Unbelievably dumb retard.
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I agree but I think you should put more effort in the put downs and insults. For instance moron is probable a complement to OP.
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I think that the OP is probably insane rather than stupid. Mentally sick people can be very intelligent, but they are delusional.
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Oh, I forgot about the "sky crane." Silly me. WTF!!! Some people will believe anything. You really can't come up with anything so outrageous that most people won't believe it. But if something is too outrageous to believe, and you say you don't believe it, some people will say you're crazy because the govt would never lie. I don't suppose there's any video of them testing the sky crane on earth?

And to the guy who said the standards in the UK must be higher than the US for SAT scores, fuck you... we went to the moon 6 times with no help from you stupid limey bastards.
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Pure bullshit, nasa is a complete con trick, venus is the place or saturn's moons, they wrecked mars 1000's of years ago...
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If nibby travel is the case then a Marsbase is a lesser evil.
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Seriously? Only thirty years ago there were not any compact cell phones, the Internet was not even used for blogging conspiracy theories, no wireless links, iPads none, the best worstation was a desktop IBM xt, touch screens, apps, Linux, auto cad, robotics, Microsoft and apple were industry newbies, microprocessors, nano technology, biometrics, lasers,radar and isr satcom imagery, auto fuel injection, auto computers, the list is almost endless. All of this technological creativity has been invented mfg and marketed in only the last thirty years. Innovative people will always try and do what others say is crazy or impossible. It's not a mind control plot or excuse to raise taxes. They will raise them anyway like they always have. If you go to some of the space museums you will see how simplistic the robotic probes are. Getting them on target on time in working order is the challenge. Research how fast the space shuttle re entry speeds are causing one to burn up due to a heat shield damage. It is not impossible to lower entry speeds with a drag parachute and then rockets. Previous probes were slowed down and dropped in a buckey ball configuration and rolled onto the surface. The success ratio has been small. A lot of previous probes failed or had limited designed usefulness. Anything is possible if you are willing to imagine, create and explore. Or you can sit and blog about how all the above technology and a robot buggy with a camera and radio transceiver are all hoaxes. Myself, I'm going to enjoy the ride.
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Americans are weird. They are capable of putting a car on the Moon yet at the same time they have people who claim:

"Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!!"

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]
 Quoting: Dutch Girl


I`m always very careful about making blanket statements like 'Americans are weird' based on one Americans opinion. Would the following video depict your average Dutchman?


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21340856


Ah yes, these are average Dutch people indeed. 20 years ago, but still average dutch people. Expecting something different?
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HAHAHA!

So, just to sum up a bit:
- Earth is flat, has four corners and so on...
- Satan put mass produced dino fossils in the ground so scientists can find them.
- Satan sneaks in gardens and paint flowers (wtf!!)
- Satan sends demons to possess rocks to fool geologist
- and the list goes on.

I mean who the fuck could in his right mind believe in such steaming pile of bullshit.

My brain just farted from reading this.

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]
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Americans are weird. They are capable of putting a car on the Moon yet at the same time they have people who claim:

"Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!!"

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]
 Quoting: Dutch Girl

By your own logic, the Dutch are idiots who are taken in by a hoax web site.

The Landover Baptist Church does not actually exist. That web site is simply a hate site, parodying what its bigoted editors imagine to be Christian beliefs.

You were taken in by their hatred.
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Oh, I forgot about the "sky crane." Silly me. WTF!!! Some people will believe anything. You really can't come up with anything so outrageous that most people won't believe it. But if something is too outrageous to believe, and you say you don't believe it, some people will say you're crazy because the govt would never lie. I don't suppose there's any video of them testing the sky crane on earth?

And to the guy who said the standards in the UK must be higher than the US for SAT scores, fuck you... we went to the moon 6 times with no help from you stupid limey bastards.
 Quoting: sanchezal28 20278339


Actually you would not have got to the moon if the UK had not supplied NASA with some very specialist items for the manned capsule and lunar lander, dick brain.

Also your shuttle would never have got into space if it had not been for some very special UK technology either.

hf
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I mean who the fuck could in his right mind believe in such steaming pile of bullshit.

My brain just farted from reading this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 856367

By your own logic, French brains have been hopelessly poisoned by their own farts.

That web site is a hoax. It is meant to incite hatred for Christianity. Here is what Wikipedia says:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

For the benefit of the stupid French, here is a convenient list of vicious hoax web sites. They often politely call themselves "satires" or "parodies," but the very fact that they fool idiots such as yourself shows that they are not funny, just libelous.

[link to www.dirjournal.com]

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