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my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard

 
smokey the fully clothed
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my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
ive got this neighbor, real crybaby nebish type. fucking guy keeps complaining about me throwing cigarette butts in his yard. im getting real tired of his whining, so i started dumping my used motor oil in his rain gutters when he isnt home (jammed them up with some foil and cling film first of course)). im waiting to see the look on his face next good rain we get. anybody else have any ideas on how to annoy the moran fucktard?
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08/06/2012 10:20 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
get a can of gasoline, go to his front yard. pour it over yourself and set yourself alight!!! this will kill a big patch of grass!!!! he will be very annoyed!!!!!
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08/06/2012 10:20 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
Why not just throw them in your own yard?

Glad I am not your neighbor.
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08/06/2012 10:22 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
ive got this neighbor, real crybaby nebish type. fucking guy keeps complaining about me throwing cigarette butts in his yard. im getting real tired of his whining, so i started dumping my used motor oil in his rain gutters when he isnt home (jammed them up with some foil and cling film first of course)). im waiting to see the look on his face next good rain we get. anybody else have any ideas on how to annoy the moran fucktard?
 Quoting: smokey the fully clothed 18168347


Stop smoking!
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08/06/2012 10:24 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
It's time to stop smoking Drag Queen....
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08/06/2012 10:26 PM

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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
You can't be serious...are you bored and just trying to rile us up? Dipshit, you really are pathetic.
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08/06/2012 10:26 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
You shouldnt do it. Why not say sorry and pick them up , thats what a real man would do.
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08/06/2012 10:30 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
Dont even throw them in your own yard! They dont degrade fast enuff. They'll be there for years!!
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08/06/2012 10:31 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
OP, u r a piece of garbage,I wish u were my neighbor so I could put u out of your misery..............
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08/06/2012 10:31 PM

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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
Nice post, guess all these other people didn't real the thread about the guy who had a neighbor putting cigarette in his yard. Nice choice to spin it as if you are that neighbor.

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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
OP, u r a piece of garbage,I wish u were my neighbor so I could put u out of your misery..............
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
Why not just throw them in your own yard?

Glad I am not your neighbor.
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...because that would defeat the point! The point is to not have such on your own yard so just throw it for the neighbor to clean up!!!!!!!!
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08/06/2012 10:32 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
Also could get ya killed. Say someone sees you do it and tells this person. Then he comes over and confronts you , you seem and react like a jerk , he draws on you and blows your brains out. Was it worth it?
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
ive got this neighbor, real crybaby nebish type. fucking guy keeps complaining about me throwing cigarette butts in his yard. im getting real tired of his whining, so i started dumping my used motor oil in his rain gutters when he isnt home (jammed them up with some foil and cling film first of course)). im waiting to see the look on his face next good rain we get. anybody else have any ideas on how to annoy the moran fucktard?
 Quoting: smokey the fully clothed 18168347


Where do you live, so I don't piss you off.
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08/06/2012 10:34 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
get a can of gasoline, go to his front yard. pour it over yourself and set yourself alight!!! this will kill a big patch of grass!!!! he will be very annoyed!!!!!
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bump
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
Also could get ya killed. Say someone sees you do it and tells this person. Then he comes over and confronts you , you seem and react like a jerk , he draws on you and blows your brains out. Was it worth it?
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Not saying that I think you would deserve getting killed over it of course. But who knows whats going on in this persons life , something like a joke or prank to you might be the last straw for someone in a bad place in there life.
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10/21/2012 10:42 PM

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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
I can't put my finger on why, exactly, but this thread got me laughing so hard my eyes are watering.

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Not intended to be a factual statement.
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10/21/2012 11:01 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
Sounds like you are the ASSHOLE.

Sheesh, pal, if this is a real thread, from a real human being - a U.S. citizen - then we deserve what we are about to get.

Talk about honey boo boo America, huh?

This is the reason why a NAZI like Romney will get elected.

This poster is the reason George W Bush got a second term.

You OP, are the lowest of the low. Congratulations. You know have more in common with dung beetles than you do with your common man.


I 'll bet you the world that this asshole is voting for Romney and thinks that the GOP will save the world - conveniently forgetting what damage the GOP did during the Bush years.

Please don't breed, cut off your balls immediately sir.
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10/21/2012 11:04 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
I'd own your house inside of three months and put you under a bridge. Be careful who you fuck with when you're borderline retarded.
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10/21/2012 11:05 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
ive got this neighbor, real crybaby nebish type. fucking guy keeps complaining about me throwing cigarette butts in his yard. im getting real tired of his whining, so i started dumping my used motor oil in his rain gutters when he isnt home (jammed them up with some foil and cling film first of course)). im waiting to see the look on his face next good rain we get. anybody else have any ideas on how to annoy the moran fucktard?
 Quoting: smokey the fully clothed 18168347


Obvious troll is obvious.
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10/21/2012 11:13 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
Nice post, guess all these other people didn't real the thread about the guy who had a neighbor putting cigarette in his yard. Nice choice to spin it as if you are that neighbor.

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THIS
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10/21/2012 11:14 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
You can't be serious...are you bored and just trying to rile us up? Dipshit, you really are pathetic.
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This is the 2nd think tank moran nonsense I've seen today. Then again I've only been active for a couple hours. About to sign off.
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10/21/2012 11:19 PM
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Cancer Cures Smoking

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10/21/2012 11:21 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
5* for the title, which made me laugh.
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10/21/2012 11:22 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
my neighbor hates my Busch light 16oz cans. fuck thy neighbor.
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
ive got this neighbor, real crybaby nebish type. fucking guy keeps complaining about me throwing cigarette butts in his yard. im getting real tired of his whining, so i started dumping my used motor oil in his rain gutters when he isnt home (jammed them up with some foil and cling film first of course)). im waiting to see the look on his face next good rain we get. anybody else have any ideas on how to annoy the moran fucktard?
 Quoting: smokey the fully clothed 18168347


I think you're the Asshole!

cruise

Sounds like a Major one too...
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10/21/2012 11:23 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
OP, that is really rude of you to throw in his yard. He has every right to be upset with you for it. Show some respect.
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10/21/2012 11:23 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
Next time he's driving down the road, hide behind some trees wearing a deer costume. As he approaches jump in front of his car and yell "surprise".

Don't forget to have a buddy film it and post it on YouTube.
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10/21/2012 11:27 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
I'd throw them right back into your yard lol. That's inconsiderate, lazy, and scummy of you to do to any property. Keep it on your property. You must be hostile by nature. Find some peace & heal within.
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10/21/2012 11:30 PM

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Its against the law to dump used motor oil anywhere. Hope someone saw you do it and turns you in.
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10/21/2012 11:38 PM
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Re: my asshole neighbor keeps complaining about my cigarette butts in his yard
You should move up to smoking cigars. Preferably the cheap ass ones with plastic mouthpieces.

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