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Caesar’s Messiah - The Roman Conspiracy to Invent Jesus - INTERVIEW

 
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Well GLP, here's the mother of all conspiracy theories...

Great couple of interviews on the GnosticMedia podcast that really stop and make you think. Was Jesus a mushroom? Did the Romans create the Christ myth to strengthen the empire?

Listen with an open mind and ponder.. The questions are legit. The answers? Who can say?

[link to www.youtube.com]
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Don't know why, but the video won't embed.

You'll have to make the trip over to You Tube to watch.

I hope you will, it's very interesting and worth the trip.
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bsflag

Doesn't make me think. Shitting a pile of shit and showing it makes me think more than this shit. Stop with the shit. This is a made up shit which has no sense whatsoever to it. Shit elsewhere,asshole.
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bsflag

Doesn't make me think. Shitting a pile of shit and showing it makes me think more than this shit. Stop with the shit. This is a made up shit which has no sense whatsoever to it. Shit elsewhere,asshole.
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Okaaay.

next!
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JESUS WAS A MUSHROOM

Words and Music by Darryl Cherney

There was a (G) scholar from (C) England
He (G) got a call from the (C) Pope
He said (G) "Come on down to the (C) Vatican
To (D) analyze the Dead Sea Scrolls"
For (G) twenty years he (C) labored
All (G) alone in a little (C) room
And (G) when he came out he (D) promptly pronounced
That (C) Jesus was a (G) mushroom

Chorus:

(G) Jesus was a (C) mushroom, uh (G) huh
(G) Jesus was a mushroom, uh (D) huh
He was a (G) fungus (C) among us
(G) Born in a manger's (C) dung
(G) Jesus was a (D) mushroom, uh, (G) huh

Now as you can imagine
This did not please the pope
Who said "John M. Allegro
You've been smoking too much dope"
But John, he said "Your holiness
You and I are both adults
And the etymology clearly shows
The apostles were a mushroom cult"

Chorus

So how do you think that he walked on the water
How do you think that he raised the dead
It was just folks hallucinating
On the mushrooms they was fed
Why do you think that the Roman's feared him
Why do you think he was crucified
But you can not kill our savior
You just hang him up to dry!

Chorus
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JESUS WAS A MUSHROOM

Words and Music by Darryl Cherney

There was a (G) scholar from (C) England
He (G) got a call from the (C) Pope
He said (G) "Come on down to the (C) Vatican
To (D) analyze the Dead Sea Scrolls"
For (G) twenty years he (C) labored
All (G) alone in a little (C) room
And (G) when he came out he (D) promptly pronounced
That (C) Jesus was a (G) mushroom

Chorus:

(G) Jesus was a (C) mushroom, uh (G) huh
(G) Jesus was a mushroom, uh (D) huh
He was a (G) fungus (C) among us
(G) Born in a manger's (C) dung
(G) Jesus was a (D) mushroom, uh, (G) huh

Now as you can imagine
This did not please the pope
Who said "John M. Allegro
You've been smoking too much dope"
But John, he said "Your holiness
You and I are both adults
And the etymology clearly shows
The apostles were a mushroom cult"

Chorus

So how do you think that he walked on the water
How do you think that he raised the dead
It was just folks hallucinating
On the mushrooms they was fed
Why do you think that the Roman's feared him
Why do you think he was crucified
But you can not kill our savior
You just hang him up to dry!

Chorus
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20214835


Thanks for embedding the video and thanks even more for the lyrics to that song. hf

Pretty crazy to think about the origins of our religions and how psychedelics shaped them.afro
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JESUS WAS A MUSHROOM

Words and Music by Darryl Cherney

There was a (G) scholar from (C) England
He (G) got a call from the (C) Pope
He said (G) "Come on down to the (C) Vatican
To (D) analyze the Dead Sea Scrolls"
For (G) twenty years he (C) labored
All (G) alone in a little (C) room
And (G) when he came out he (D) promptly pronounced
That (C) Jesus was a (G) mushroom

Chorus:

(G) Jesus was a (C) mushroom, uh (G) huh
(G) Jesus was a mushroom, uh (D) huh
He was a (G) fungus (C) among us
(G) Born in a manger's (C) dung
(G) Jesus was a (D) mushroom, uh, (G) huh

Now as you can imagine
This did not please the pope
Who said "John M. Allegro
You've been smoking too much dope"
But John, he said "Your holiness
You and I are both adults
And the etymology clearly shows
The apostles were a mushroom cult"

Chorus

So how do you think that he walked on the water
How do you think that he raised the dead
It was just folks hallucinating
On the mushrooms they was fed
Why do you think that the Roman's feared him
Why do you think he was crucified
But you can not kill our savior
You just hang him up to dry!

Chorus
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20214835


Thanks for embedding the video and thanks even more for the lyrics to that song. hf

Pretty crazy to think about the origins of our religions and how psychedelics shaped them.afro
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 Quoting: MK_Ultra


Don't know why, but the video won't embed.
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bsflag

Doesn't make me think. Shitting a pile of shit and showing it makes me think more than this shit. Stop with the shit. This is a made up shit which has no sense whatsoever to it. Shit elsewhere,asshole.
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Nice post OP.

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Well GLP, here's the mother of all conspiracy theories...

Great couple of interviews on the GnosticMedia podcast that really stop and make you think. Was Jesus a mushroom? Did the Romans create the Christ myth to strengthen the empire?

Listen with an open mind and ponder.. The questions are legit. The answers? Who can say?

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: MK_Ultra


OP, you need to study more story bro, constantine invented catholicism not Jesus, Jesus was born 325 years before the romans did that.
The romans were losing their empire because they couldnt control christians , their faith was enormous , so constantine invented the catholicism...if you can beat them...
The rest is just more zeitgeist bullshit propaganda, theres a lot of arqueologic and historical records of Jesus.This desinformation is just satanist bullshit, so STFU and study more
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1 star for so much BULLSHIT, you really are a mkultra boy arent you ? you looser, before make post like that STUDY YOU STUPID ASSHOLE.
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1 star for so much BULLSHIT, you really are a mkultra boy arent you ? you looser, before make post like that STUDY YOU STUPID ASSHOLE.
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naughty

Does the Truth hurt? Sure sounds like it.
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1 star for so much BULLSHIT, you really are a mkultra boy arent you ? you looser, before make post like that STUDY YOU STUPID ASSHOLE.
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I beg to differ my friend. The fact that you believe in Satan says it all.
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Jesus? Who needs Jesus.

I'll tell you who needs Jesus, manipulative spanish inquisitors and all the other molesting clergy.

Monks? Oh you mean the poisoners.

Did you know cardinals have vaginas? Its true that is there little secret. Went from eunichs to vaginas and that is why they are Legion of Mary. What those cardinals do with crucifix is truly sick.

Roman Catholic Church was evil forever. Read THE BLACK POPES.

Pope Benedict. Yeah a Laura and Ted Bundy thing.

Mary Bell.
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Jesus is more real than me and you,even if it is just a myth,but His words prove Him,and you can see the truth in His character
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Jesus is more real than me and you,even if it is just a myth,but His words prove Him,and you can see the truth in His character
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So let me guess you are atracted to the long haired hot dude with the soul filled eyes who never existed if you are a woman, and if you are a man you have a guy crush on the handsome guy with the soul filled eyes who never existed and need to get your inner hippie lose or something.

Man you know I can stare at a Playgirl magazine and it has the same effect. Beauty is well beautiful.

Everyone wished someone cared. Problem is noone does.
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I see you've frightened the Christians to death with the mention of Gnosticism OP, ffs don't mention Mithras they very nearly lost to them.
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Jesus is more real than me and you,even if it is just a myth,but His words prove Him,and you can see the truth in His character
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So let me guess you are atracted to the long haired hot dude with the soul filled eyes who never existed if you are a woman, and if you are a man you have a guy crush on the handsome guy with the soul filled eyes who never existed and need to get your inner hippie lose or something.

Man you know I can stare at a Playgirl magazine and it has the same effect. Beauty is well beautiful.

Everyone wished someone cared. Problem is noone does.
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man,your blood is on your head

He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still.

And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.
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This is the drug they refer to in the early part of the documentary.



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Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.

For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.

The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
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So let me guess you are atracted to the long haired hot dude with the soul filled eyes who never existed if you are a woman...

 Quoting: Ground Zero 1351603


He looks a lot like...Keanu Reeves

[link to www.xfamily.org]

The idea that Paul was a Roman plant who faked his miraculous conversion and proceeded to ruin the Church goes back to the 1800's, at least.
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So let me guess you are atracted to the long haired hot dude with the soul filled eyes who never existed if you are a woman...

 Quoting: Ground Zero 1351603


He looks a lot like...Keanu Reeves

[link to www.xfamily.org]

The idea that Paul was a Roman plant who faked his miraculous conversion and proceeded to ruin the Church goes back to the 1800's, at least.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21459412


you are deceiving people...
Paul loved the Lord and gave the life for gospel and fellow men...

what do you do for your environment,do you think God loves your ways?
turn your heart,and you will understand brother Paul,and let the Holy Spirit guide you and teach you.
your mind is fallible and we must subdue it to be strong,Love your brothers and your enemies and love God above all...
because who knows where we go when we depart from here
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Twenty five minutes in and many of the things discussed so far are very interesting indeed. The point of the use of hallucinogenics is interesting as like they almost came out and said directly modern mass media serves just that purpose, they allude to the altered reality it gives.

Also interesting to me personally are references to the Dead Sea Scrolls and the idea contained about enslaving the Gentiles.
This and the aforementioned use of the mass media as a mesmerist's jewel to induce virtual hypnotic states ties into a few ideas of my own on a more symbolic reading of the Bible. This includes looking upon the Bronze Age priest/politician class being very sophisticated social engineers using psychiatric/psychological methods to manipulate the populous.

My reading of it includes the idea that the story of the flood may at first instance seem a childish tale but behind it is a very severe cultural genocide wiping out the collective memory of any culture/civilization they wished to dominate and rule. The eradication of any other creation myth or idea of our origins.

This creates a palimpsest that the ideas the video is espousing would have a greater intellectual impact upon.
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Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.

For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.

The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
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Sadly you obviously have not watched the video, at least I hope you haven't as this non-sequitur is an embarrassment. Yet another staggering display of the religious' lack of critical thinking. Should you have watched you may have even had some opinion on this far reaching broad discussion. All you religious people do is pull a wall of religious texts around yourself like a security blanket. Pathetic.
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