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Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question

 
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Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
Just got finished watching a program on the Monarchy, and she has a person to do every little thing for her. The Queen must have a little bathroom slave...Brits help me out if you have info

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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
I would imagine she has a bidet.
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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
I would imagine she has a bidet.
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^ this you low-class 'merican
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I think the winged monkeys from the wizard of Oz helps her out.
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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
I would imagine she has a bidet.
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^ this you low-class 'merican
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She has a throne.
But she doesn't actually use it like that.
She has peasants to do her dirty work for her.
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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
Uh...actually reality for queen is this: the entire Buckingham palace would be using the European method toilet facilities...that is a water JET, or jets, that are pointed at your highness buttAholA , and sprayed until clean. never toilet paper. there would be a royal trusted attendant and a professional RN, with a royal first aid kit, and any other comfort or service as needed, if called upon. nearby at all times, given the Queens age! this type of water cleansing is normal in Britain and Europe, and common to all the fascist monarch households worldwide. toilet paper is really a lower class item. your question is answered! of course TA TA, there would be very nice, perfumed thick wipes, available if requested!s226popekim crap
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The best way to gauge your health is that we shouldnt even need to wipe.

The second best way is to be aware that the chlorine in paper is carcinogenic.
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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
None of the above are true.

She actually does a handstand in the shower afterwards...
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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
I think this covers the general British view on the topic..

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The Husband?
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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
I would imagine she has a bidet.
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Do you really think that shape-shifting lizards use bidets?
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I think she delivers her royal loafs onto a satin pillow and then 3 servants Q-tip her asshole to pristine grace again. s226
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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
I think the winged monkeys from the wizard of Oz helps her out.
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Really, some people...

No.
This is why one has staff.
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Really, some people...

No.
This is why one has staff.
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That's for what'ver else she needs down there.


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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
The corgi's do it for her.
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OMG......this is hilarious!!!! Thanks for the good laugh!

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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
of course she does , if someone elce did it they would have kept a lump of her shit and posted it on ebay by now.
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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
As preposterous as the question sounds, there used to be (still is?) a titled position of employment for such a service -- Groom of the Stool.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
As preposterous as the question sounds, there used to be (still is?) a titled position of employment for such a service -- Groom of the Stool.
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Any takers? lol
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
The Groom of the Stool is historically tasked with this:

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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
i heard years ago (1970's) that on a visit to West Germany (before unification of Germany)to see the B.A.O.R (British army of the Rhine)the Queen arrived in her private plane at an Airforce base, lots of bigwigs greeted her and she was driven off, not long after her plane arrvd another plane landed, a huge Hercules transport plane.
from this plane a small crate was taken off put in a small van and headed off in the same direction as the queen.
Rumour has it that the second plane contained only a toilet seat, now you can't imagine the queen travelling on the same plane as her toilet seat, can you.
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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
Someone is paid to do the job
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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
Someone is paid to do the job
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This is true. Really it is.
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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
She uses Royal Triple Ply. Lol
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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
I would imagine she has a bidet.
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I buy into that because we Americans are rough rugged people, we are too cool to use a wussy bidet. We wipe with extra fine sandpaper, builds character.
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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
I would imagine she has a bidet.
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I buy into that because we Americans are rough rugged people, we are too cool to use a wussy bidet. We wipe with extra fine sandpaper, builds character.
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I thought americans use a .50 calibre ass brush.
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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
Are you implying that Her Royal Majesty has bowel movements? I think not! Bowel movements are for commoners!
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Re: Does the Queen of England wipe her own ass...No joke a serious question
I would imagine she has a bidet.
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I buy into that because we Americans are rough rugged people, we are too cool to use a wussy bidet. We wipe with extra fine sandpaper, builds character.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14648539


LOL, I don't think so..

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