Is there anything good about the Netherlands? Anything?

don't say we didn't tell you. ;)

I can't even tell you the amount of tea i have made in my life for these roundheads. I have made like at least 3 pots of tea a day all my life...

Yup, might be a good moment to mention that is whole post is going to wack because he still has not figured out that the problem is with his family and not with the Dutch. And that because if his genetics he is not doing such a great job as well.

That is slavery right there.

I understand your frustration, OP!

You traveled all the way to Amsterdam and nobody wanted to butt-fuck you, not even in the darkroom.

So let me ask you dutchies this... are your homes covered in fucking dwelf blue ugly ass nick nacks? FUCKING DWELF BLUE EVERYWHRE! No grandma it is not expensive and some sort of great pieces, it is fucking ugly and you have thousands of them all over. FUCK. EVERYONE! Dwelf blue everywhere that shit fucking sucks and is tacky as hell. I feel like smashing every piece of fucking dwelf blue I see....

Yup, luckily I am only part roundhead.

No they are not. But I figured something out. Your family lived in Amsterdam.

Delft* had to google that one. But that shit is everywhere. Tiles on the fucking wall, our mugs, our ashtrays and even fucking stupid delft shoes everywhere! Clocks, vases, OMG I turned my head and I seriously just saw 5 delft blue things....

YUP! You are good.

They actually lived in Jakarta until the Japs kicked them back to Amsterdam. that is half, the other half is from a town outside of tilsburg.

Come on, most young dutch girls dress like slobs. Wearing jeans has nothing to do with femininity even if it's Armani, nor does texting on their smartphone.
You probably never been to countries with real women, who dress, behave, talk and flirt like real women.

Girls here don't have a personality, don't know how to have fun.

Here is how the roundheads dress...

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don't even tell me the heads in that pic aren't round...

Really your type of family is know here. Still your problem with your family is their catholic religion. Still you keep bashing the Dutch, while they are not your problem.

But in all fairness there is not much positive to find about the Netherlands these days. We are pretty much in the same shit as any other western country. Hanging upside down by the balls,getting skinned by the banksters and their puppet governments.

History is repeating itself and we are going rapidly back to the 1930's where a similar crisis happened and was fixed by a war and fascism.

Government is infiltrating into our private lives and are determining what is good or bad for us.
Also the Netherlands are turning into a policestate where freedom of speech is turning into a hoax.

Did you know that there is a debate over here whether an 80 years old person should have a hip replacement? Or should receive expensive medical treatment?

For me that is just a step away from euthanasing people with downsyndrome like the nazis did.

I hope we will learn from our history and that this time we won't buy it. It takes people like us to fight a war, i don't know about you but i rather drink a beer with you all than facing each other with a weapon because we are brainwashed by some very sick people.



Oh and we live 7 meters below sealevel so we are fucked anyway. ;)

Typical dutch brains...
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Oh come one. You just found the ugliest family picture in dutch history. It very much missrepresents the way we look. BTW, this looks like a picture taken by tourists who dress up for a nice dutch picture. Most probably the are from the States.

1. It's Steak and kidney pie.
2. Haggis is Scottish, not English.
3. Lukewarm cider? Who the fuck drinks lukewarm cider? Real men drink Newcastle Brown Ale - The nectar of the gods.
4. People in Amsterdam probably have an English sense of humour because the Dutch birds have had so much Englishmen rammed up 'em.

And those weird shitty little round dry things they cover with butter and pink/blue aniseed balls are fucking revolting. I'd rather lick dog piss from a nettle than eat that shite.

yup ;)

It's op's family no doubt

I've seen that family buying cheese in Rotterdam.

You have clearly never been to The Netherlands. Your deep rooted fear and hatred is prohibiting you from enjoying great cultures and meeting good people. I am sad to see it.

op is retarded. I would live in netherlands if i could.

I am dying over here...

Give it up... aside from throwing out a bunch of cliches you're embarrassing yourself. Sure I understand that you resent your family from ever leaving the lowlands paradise. Your life is one clusterfuck and you actually believe living in the Netherlands would've made that different.

Fact is that you are just a fucktard that somehow has linked his own psychological issues to your Dutch inheritance. Try to overcome this if needed with help of a good doctor.

Maybe it's time to think outside of countries and borders and think we need to come together as one rather than pointing out the differences between nations, countries, communities etc.

Lastly I have to agree that the Dutch cuisine has little to offer but on the other hand they did allow other nations to get familiar with the spices that are so commonly used nowadays ;)