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Scientists warn that tight, trendy jeans cause 'testicular torsion' (twisted balls)

 
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Scientists warn that tight, trendy jeans cause 'testicular torsion' (twisted balls)
Skinny jean health consequences
They have been discovered to cause bladder problems and testicular torsion. In this case, the jeans you're wearing "have you by the balls" mate.

A study of 2000 British men found one in 10 men wearing skinny jeans incurred testicular torsion from skinny jeans. Others complained of bladder problems or urinary infections causing some to slack off skinny jean use and avoid permanent bladder damage.

The testicular malady is created by the tight jeans' constricting free movement of the spermatic cord, which then gets twisted, creating testicular torsion. This cuts off blood the supply and can lead to gangrene.

While a direct connection to tight clothing and low sperm counts has not been researched, it has been noted that sperm counts tend to be higher among men who wear boxer shorts for underwear instead of those tight fitting briefs.

Here's a potential win-win for the bad guys
(Twisted sarcasm warning) ..................

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08/08/2012 10:05 AM
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Re: Scientists warn that tight, trendy jeans cause 'testicular torsion' (twisted balls)
If that were true, men that wear briefs and boxer briefs would have the same problems.

uhoh TESTICULAR DOOM!
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Re: Scientists warn that tight, trendy jeans cause 'testicular torsion' (twisted balls)
do Hipsters have balls, anyway?
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Re: Scientists warn that tight, trendy jeans cause 'testicular torsion' (twisted balls)
Dammit, i love my emo pants

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