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Does your dog walk and poop at the same time, spreading the poop all around....?

 
SCOOBY DOO
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08/08/2012 01:12 PM
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Does your dog walk and poop at the same time, spreading the poop all around....?
My dogs walk with their nose to the ground while in the squating postion and walk while they poop as they sniff for a scent to poop for, how about yours...
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08/08/2012 01:15 PM
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Re: Does your dog walk and poop at the same time, spreading the poop all around....?
My dogs walk with their nose to the ground while in the squating postion and walk while they poop as they sniff for a scent to poop for, how about yours...
 Quoting: SCOOBY DOO 2263358


yea, mine does the same.
and she is half rotti/shep. big girl.
she squats and poop in a ciruclar fashion. :) :rockon:
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08/08/2012 01:16 PM
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Yes!! and I hate it!!
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08/08/2012 01:28 PM
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Yes haha beagle lab mix.butt
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08/08/2012 01:30 PM
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Re: Does your dog walk and poop at the same time, spreading the poop all around....?
Its cause you don't want to pick up the shit and so drag your dog by the lead to make it look as if the dog is still walking... So now each time your dog takes a dump it assumes you're going to try and choke it so its learnt to shit and walk at the same time.


amirite or wut?
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08/08/2012 01:32 PM
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Re: Does your dog walk and poop at the same time, spreading the poop all around....?
my lab is mildly retarded i think. sometimes he will lift his leg to pee but he poops. the real entertainment is when he realizes he is pooping and tries to quat with one leg up in the air.
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08/08/2012 01:35 PM
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Re: Does your dog walk and poop at the same time, spreading the poop all around....?
Its cause you don't want to pick up the shit and so drag your dog by the lead to make it look as if the dog is still walking... So now each time your dog takes a dump it assumes you're going to try and choke it so its learnt to shit and walk at the same time.


amirite or wut?
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No,....I pick up my dogs poop after they are done. One of my dogs looks like a football player on the offensive or defensive line, all squated over...lol
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08/08/2012 01:46 PM
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Re: Does your dog walk and poop at the same time, spreading the poop all around....?
No...My German Shepherd/Coyote hybrid always poops in a stand of brush off to the side of my property.
She has that Shepherd common sense in her.
My Mini Dox poops on the same spot on the front lawn cuz he is a little neurotic like most miniature breeds and my Doberman craps by my fire pit cuz she knows it pisses me off.
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08/08/2012 01:53 PM
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LOL, my smallest one does. She is a peekapoo.
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08/08/2012 01:59 PM
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one of mine does it

spins around

problem is by the time i see it ive probly already stepped in some of it
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08/08/2012 02:00 PM

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no but i do
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08/08/2012 02:23 PM
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I've got a great dane that does it, lol.

Her back legs shake when she does, chuckle
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08/08/2012 02:35 PM
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mine doesn't, he sits still until everything is out.
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08/08/2012 02:36 PM
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no but i do
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08/08/2012 03:03 PM

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Re: Does your dog walk and poop at the same time, spreading the poop all around....?
my lab is mildly retarded i think. sometimes he will lift his leg to pee but he poops. the real entertainment is when he realizes he is pooping and tries to quat with one leg up in the air.
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lmao

That may be YouTube worthy.

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kinda like walking around fanning farts
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08/08/2012 03:10 PM

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My dog does a power walk then starts the circle squat.
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The worst is when you're out walking your dog, and a beautiful woman is walking toward you, and suddenly your dog stops, squats, legs quivering, and drops a steaming elephant dump on the sidewalk.
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Re: Does your dog walk and poop at the same time, spreading the poop all around....?
My dog likes to shit at random. For instance, crossing a street bell begin shifting on road while traffic watches, embarassing. Or he shots in crazy spots, like on a hill with huge inclines.

The thing that pisses me off is he pisses on his front paws a lot, I've tried to teach him by catching him in the act, but he doesn't get it, even if I beat the shit out of him in the act.
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Re: Does your dog walk and poop at the same time, spreading the poop all around....?
My dog likes to shit at random. For instance, crossing a street bell begin shifting on road while traffic watches, embarassing. Or he shots in crazy spots, like on a hill with huge inclines.

The thing that pisses me off is he pisses on his front paws a lot, I've tried to teach him by catching him in the act, but he doesn't get it, even if I beat the shit out of him in the act.
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Wow I hate my auto correct on phone sorry
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