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I'm going to kill God.

 
SixHundredSixtySix
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I'm going to kill God.
Thats right. You heard me. I will murder God and take my place as the most high. Better start kneeling now because I'm not a huge pussy and I will be offing insubordinates in large numbers.
DCLXVI
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
please send all xians to a burning shithole. Thank you
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please send all xians to a burning shithole. Thank you
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your prayers....will be answered.
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
Cool story..

Next, you can off Santa, the Easter Bunny and that thieving bitch called the Tooth Fairy.
High is the way, but all eyes are upon the ground.
You were the light and the way they'll only read about.
I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out.
Ten thousand days in the fire is long enough;
You're going home.

You're the only one who can hold your head up high,
Shake your fists at the gates saying:
"I've come home now!
Fetch me the spirit, the son, and the father.
Tell them their pillar of faith has ascended.
It's time now!
My time now!
Give me my, give me my wings!"
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
Thats right. You heard me. I will murder God and take my place as the most high. Better start kneeling now because I'm not a huge pussy and I will be offing insubordinates in large numbers.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


Why would ya want to replace God and just continue to do what he does?

Thats like voting bush out only to end up with obama.
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
Thats right. You heard me. I will murder God and take my place as the most high. Better start kneeling now because I'm not a huge pussy and I will be offing insubordinates in large numbers.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


You're late man.
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norespect smoke another one, Cheech
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
I wouldnt replace him just to continue doing what he does. I would replace him and kill everyone that I hate and i would make it a sin for curvy girls to wear clothes...ever.
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U should take that back..and REPENT!!!

#LPRF

Last Edited by The Chosen One on 08/08/2012 06:28 PM
To be Saved you must Pray and Trust in the Lord Our God Jesus Christ! God Loves You All!
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U should take that back..
 Quoting: The Chosen One


you should go pray that i dont have the power to actually do this. because if i do, then you are in big big trouble.
DCLXVI
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U should take that back..
 Quoting: The Chosen One


you should go pray that i dont have the power to actually do this. because if i do, then you are in big big trouble.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


If you succeed, can i get a rich banker paaaaleeeeaaaase?
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
I wouldnt replace him just to continue doing what he does. I would replace him and kill everyone that I hate and i would make it a sin for curvy girls to wear clothes...ever.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


Fuck..id HATE to a be a sweedish or eskimo chick with YOU in charge.
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your hot pockets are done brah
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good idea - attract all the bible-wankers in a single thread!
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
Thats right. You heard me. I will murder God and take my place as the most high. Better start kneeling now because I'm not a huge pussy and I will be offing insubordinates in large numbers.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix

Hi Lucifer. It seem like you don't give up. You didn't succeed last time and you're not going to succeed with your plans.

Last Edited by Kennethmd on 08/08/2012 06:35 PM
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
And just how do you kill a being that has no physical form and that created the entire universe? Besides, you just gave away your plan, now God knows you want to try to kill God, and obviously God will just stop you from attempting to do so.
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
U should take that back..
 Quoting: The Chosen One


you should go pray that i dont have the power to actually do this. because if i do, then you are in big big trouble.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


If you succeed, can i get a rich banker paaaaleeeeaaaase?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18644011


can you get a rich banker? like...you want one to keep as a pet or something? sure you can have one. fuck em.
DCLXVI
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
Thats right. You heard me. I will murder God and take my place as the most high. Better start kneeling now because I'm not a huge pussy and I will be offing insubordinates in large numbers.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix

Hi Lucifer. It seem like you don't give up. You didn't succeed last time and you'll not going to succeed in your plans.
 Quoting: Kennethmd


just so you know, this forum is primarily english speaking and nobody can understand you.
DCLXVI
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
I'm so fucking stoned I can't tell if you're joking or not
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
And just how do you kill a being that has no physical form and that created the entire universe? Besides, you just gave away your plan, now God knows you want to try to kill God, and obviously God will just stop you from attempting to do so.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18732095


you are obviously a stupid mortal.
DCLXVI
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
U should take that back..
 Quoting: The Chosen One


you should go pray that i dont have the power to actually do this. because if i do, then you are in big big trouble.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


If you succeed, can i get a rich banker paaaaleeeeaaaase?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18644011


can you get a rich banker? like...you want one to keep as a pet or something? sure you can have one. fuck em.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


Naah i meant that i want to become a untouchable king who can do what he want's, but you'r idea sounds way better...if it's possible get me a little rockefeller, but please be sure that he is house-trained!
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you should go pray that i dont have the power to actually do this. because if i do, then you are in big big trouble.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


If you succeed, can i get a rich banker paaaaleeeeaaaase?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18644011


can you get a rich banker? like...you want one to keep as a pet or something? sure you can have one. fuck em.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


Naah i meant that i want to become a untouchable king who can do what he want's, but you'r idea sounds way better...if it's possible get me a little rockefeller, but please be sure that he is house-trained!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18644011


ok i can do both of these things. Because I am waaaay more powerful than Jehova God.
DCLXVI
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If you succeed, can i get a rich banker paaaaleeeeaaaase?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18644011


can you get a rich banker? like...you want one to keep as a pet or something? sure you can have one. fuck em.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


Naah i meant that i want to become a untouchable king who can do what he want's, but you'r idea sounds way better...if it's possible get me a little rockefeller, but please be sure that he is house-trained!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18644011


ok i can do both of these things. Because I am waaaay more powerful than Jehova God.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


Nice, thanks. So, when are you going to beat the shit out of him?
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pope face palm
To live is to believe in the power of dreams.
To dream is to believe in the power of love.
To love is to believe in yourself.

Luca 21:28 "Ma quando queste cose cominceranno ad accadere, guardate in alto e alzate i vostri sguardi, perché la vostra liberazione è vicina".
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can you get a rich banker? like...you want one to keep as a pet or something? sure you can have one. fuck em.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


Naah i meant that i want to become a untouchable king who can do what he want's, but you'r idea sounds way better...if it's possible get me a little rockefeller, but please be sure that he is house-trained!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18644011


ok i can do both of these things. Because I am waaaay more powerful than Jehova God.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


Nice, thanks. So, when are you going to beat the shit out of him?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18644011


i already did it. God is dead. I am in charge now. and when he died he cried like a little bitch and begged me to let him suck one more dick before i cast him into the bottomless pit.
DCLXVI
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
Ok then...wheres my rocky? Nothing changed...are you lazy or what?
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
Thats right. You heard me. I will murder God and take my place as the most high. Better start kneeling now because I'm not a huge pussy and I will be offing insubordinates in large numbers.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix

Hi Lucifer. It seem like you don't give up. You didn't succeed last time and you'll not going to succeed in your plans.
 Quoting: Kennethmd


just so you know, this forum is primarily english speaking and nobody can understand you.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix

That because you had polluted their minds with nonsense, you simple-minded person.
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
Ok then...wheres my rocky? Nothing changed...are you lazy or what?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18644011


he's on his way. also check your bank account.
DCLXVI
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your hot pockets are done brah
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kim jong
It is better to let the world go out of control so they can see their own fate just as I did 20 years ago
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
I will check it tomorrow, and if it's still that empty and there is still no rocky at my door....i will come back...!
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can you get a rich banker? like...you want one to keep as a pet or something? sure you can have one. fuck em.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


Naah i meant that i want to become a untouchable king who can do what he want's, but you'r idea sounds way better...if it's possible get me a little rockefeller, but please be sure that he is house-trained!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18644011


ok i can do both of these things. Because I am waaaay more powerful than Jehova God.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


Nice, thanks. So, when are you going to beat the shit out of him?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18644011


You can't beat the god that created you my friend smh....
It is better to let the world go out of control so they can see their own fate just as I did 20 years ago

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