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I'm going to kill God.

 
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Naah i meant that i want to become a untouchable king who can do what he want's, but you'r idea sounds way better...if it's possible get me a little rockefeller, but please be sure that he is house-trained!
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ok i can do both of these things. Because I am waaaay more powerful than Jehova God.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


Nice, thanks. So, when are you going to beat the shit out of him?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18644011


You can't beat the god that created you my friend smh....
 Quoting: Divinityz


Nah i think harry potter could beat dumbledore anytime.
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08/08/2012 06:52 PM
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Only T.H.O.R has the ability to kill gods.
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08/08/2012 06:52 PM
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Your time is coming OP, expect no quarter.
SixHundredSixtySix (OP)

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08/08/2012 06:53 PM
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Your time is coming OP, expect no quarter.
 Quoting: GLPTARD


haha. what the fuck does that mean? "expect no quarter"? your god is dead chump.
DCLXVI
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Rage against the heavens! rockonrockonrockon

ahhh
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08/08/2012 06:54 PM
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
Thats right. You heard me. I will murder God and take my place as the most high. Better start kneeling now because I'm not a huge pussy and I will be offing insubordinates in large numbers.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


Why would ya want to replace God and just continue to do what he does?

Thats like voting bush out only to end up with obama.
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Lmao ....... Lol

Oxx
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08/08/2012 06:55 PM
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Your time is coming OP, expect no quarter.
 Quoting: GLPTARD


haha. what the fuck does that mean? "expect no quarter"? your god is dead chump.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


It means, from now on you will never again have to pay your food in quarters.
SixHundredSixtySix (OP)

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08/08/2012 06:57 PM
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Your time is coming OP, expect no quarter.
 Quoting: GLPTARD


haha. what the fuck does that mean? "expect no quarter"? your god is dead chump.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


It means, from now on you will never again have to pay your food in quarters.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18644011


oooo that sounds cool. I love having a bunch of quarters but i hate having to spend them. goddamit i wish i couldve kept every quarter ive ever had.
DCLXVI
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08/08/2012 07:04 PM
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Your time is coming OP, expect no quarter.
 Quoting: GLPTARD


haha. what the fuck does that mean? "expect no quarter"? your god is dead chump.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix

It means you will get no mercy. You will be beating, along with your prophet and thrown into the lake of fire.
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Your time is coming OP, expect no quarter.
 Quoting: GLPTARD


haha. what the fuck does that mean? "expect no quarter"? your god is dead chump.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


It means, from now on you will never again have to pay your food in quarters.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18644011


oooo that sounds cool. I love having a bunch of quarters but i hate having to spend them. goddamit i wish i couldve kept every quarter ive ever had.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


Yep a bunch of coins are cool. But if you're going to walk near me at the sidewalk making this annoying coinnoise, i'm going to freak out! I also hope you keep your promises, otherwise you'll be stoned by coins tomorrow!
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08/08/2012 07:07 PM
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Your time is coming OP, expect no quarter.
 Quoting: GLPTARD


haha. what the fuck does that mean? "expect no quarter"? your god is dead chump.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix

It means you will get no mercy. You will be beating, along with your prophet and thrown into the lake of fire.
 Quoting: Kennethmd


Who need mercy if he's god chuckle
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08/08/2012 07:07 PM
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Thats right. You heard me. I will murder God and take my place as the most high. Better start kneeling now because I'm not a huge pussy and I will be offing insubordinates in large numbers.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix

Well ya, actually, you are!
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08/08/2012 07:08 PM
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Thats right. You heard me. I will murder God and take my place as the most high. Better start kneeling now because I'm not a huge pussy and I will be offing insubordinates in large numbers.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


You have no fear, of an eternity in hellfire?
Thread: Evidence of Jesus, Heaven, and Hell, as described in the Bible.
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08/08/2012 07:09 PM
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Thats right. You heard me. I will murder God and take my place as the most high. Better start kneeling now because I'm not a huge pussy and I will be offing insubordinates in large numbers.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix

Well ya, actually, you are!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21087816

Good. I refuse to worship anything that isn't a giant pussy.
You do mean cat, don't you OP?
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08/08/2012 07:10 PM
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Thats right. You heard me. I will murder God and take my place as the most high.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


cruise Indeed you are.
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08/08/2012 07:11 PM
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
Thats right. You heard me. I will murder God and take my place as the most high. Better start kneeling now because I'm not a huge pussy and I will be offing insubordinates in large numbers.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


You have no fear, of an eternity in hellfire?
Thread: Evidence of Jesus, Heaven, and Hell, as described in the Bible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21564954


Well, a spoonful of fear is never wrong !
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08/08/2012 07:14 PM
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Thats right. You heard me. I will murder God and take my place as the most high. Better start kneeling now because I'm not a huge pussy and I will be offing insubordinates in large numbers.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


your gonna regret writing this, let alone thinking it.
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08/08/2012 07:15 PM
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Re: I'm going to kill God.
An intelligent guy once said...god is dead, we humans killed him.
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08/08/2012 07:19 PM
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Thats right. You heard me. I will murder God and take my place as the most high. Better start kneeling now because I'm not a huge pussy and I will be offing insubordinates in large numbers.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


My Goddess!!!
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08/08/2012 07:20 PM
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Thats right. You heard me. I will murder God and take my place as the most high. Better start kneeling now because I'm not a huge pussy and I will be offing insubordinates in large numbers.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


You are too late. Douglas Adams beat you to it.
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08/08/2012 07:23 PM
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Suicide is the only way to kill god.
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"Well, where is God," said Mrs. Coulter, "if he's alive? And why doesn't speak anymore? At the beginning of the world, God walked in the Garden and spoke with Adam and Eve. Then he began to withdraw, and he forbade Moses to look at his face. Later, in the time of Daniel, he was aged - he was the Ancient of Days. Where is he now? Is he still alive, at some inconceivable age, decrepit and demented, unable to think or act or speak and unable to die, a rotten hulk? And if that is his condition, wouldn't it be the most merciful thing, the truest proof of our love for God, to seek him out and give him the gift of death?"

The Amber Spyglass, Philip Pullman
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08/08/2012 07:25 PM
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Hello king nimrod
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Hello king nimrod
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Yes Nimrod attempted this. As great, powerful, and organized as he was, he still didn't have a chance. So OP, honestly you have no chance. The end.
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08/09/2012 12:05 AM
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Hello king nimrod
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Yes Nimrod attempted this. As great, powerful, and organized as he was, he still didn't have a chance. So OP, honestly you have no chance. The end.
 Quoting: Scoobius

Nimrod didn't have 21st century technology.
This time.....
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08/09/2012 12:11 AM
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And just how do you kill a being that has no physical form and that created the entire universe? Besides, you just gave away your plan, now God knows you want to try to kill God, and obviously God will just stop you from attempting to do so.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18732095


No one can kill dynamic energy anyway. And that is what God is. A dynamic spirit person.
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08/09/2012 12:13 AM
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And just how do you kill a being that has no physical form and that created the entire universe? Besides, you just gave away your plan, now God knows you want to try to kill God, and obviously God will just stop you from attempting to do so.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18732095


you are obviously a stupid mortal.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


and it looks like you are one as well. you would be trying to kill energy which cannot be made or destroyed. that is basic science.
SixHundredSixtySix (OP)

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08/09/2012 06:42 PM
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And just how do you kill a being that has no physical form and that created the entire universe? Besides, you just gave away your plan, now God knows you want to try to kill God, and obviously God will just stop you from attempting to do so.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18732095


you are obviously a stupid mortal.
 Quoting: SixHundredSixtySix


and it looks like you are one as well. you would be trying to kill energy which cannot be made or destroyed. that is basic science.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


oh its amazing to me how you came to the conclusion that god is energy. were you able to run lab tests on a sample of god or did he tell you he was energy? go back to the wards common room because internet time is almost over.
DCLXVI
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08/11/2012 11:53 AM
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Hello king nimrod
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21528366


Yes Nimrod attempted this. As great, powerful, and organized as he was, he still didn't have a chance. So OP, honestly you have no chance. The end.
 Quoting: Scoobius

Nimrod didn't have 21st century technology.
This time.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4473716


Please... 21st century technology sucks shit compared to ancient technology...at least the technology that we are allowed to know about.

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