I'm going to kill God.

please send all xians to a burning shithole. Thank you

your prayers....will be answered.

Cool story..

Next, you can off Santa, the Easter Bunny and that thieving bitch called the Tooth Fairy.

Why would ya want to replace God and just continue to do what he does?

Thats like voting bush out only to end up with obama.

You're late man.

smoke another one, Cheech

I wouldnt replace him just to continue doing what he does. I would replace him and kill everyone that I hate and i would make it a sin for curvy girls to wear clothes...ever.

U should take that back..and REPENT!!!

#LPRF

Last Edited by The Chosen One on 08/08/2012 06:28 PM

you should go pray that i dont have the power to actually do this. because if i do, then you are in big big trouble.

If you succeed, can i get a rich banker paaaaleeeeaaaase?

Fuck..id HATE to a be a sweedish or eskimo chick with YOU in charge.

your hot pockets are done brah

good idea - attract all the bible-wankers in a single thread!

Hi Lucifer. It seem like you don't give up. You didn't succeed last time and you're not going to succeed with your plans.

Last Edited by Kennethmd on 08/08/2012 06:35 PM

And just how do you kill a being that has no physical form and that created the entire universe? Besides, you just gave away your plan, now God knows you want to try to kill God, and obviously God will just stop you from attempting to do so.

can you get a rich banker? like...you want one to keep as a pet or something? sure you can have one. fuck em.

just so you know, this forum is primarily english speaking and nobody can understand you.

I'm so fucking stoned I can't tell if you're joking or not

you are obviously a stupid mortal.

Naah i meant that i want to become a untouchable king who can do what he want's, but you'r idea sounds way better...if it's possible get me a little rockefeller, but please be sure that he is house-trained!

ok i can do both of these things. Because I am waaaay more powerful than Jehova God.

Nice, thanks. So, when are you going to beat the shit out of him?

i already did it. God is dead. I am in charge now. and when he died he cried like a little bitch and begged me to let him suck one more dick before i cast him into the bottomless pit.

Ok then...wheres my rocky? Nothing changed...are you lazy or what?

That because you had polluted their minds with nonsense, you simple-minded person.

he's on his way. also check your bank account.

I will check it tomorrow, and if it's still that empty and there is still no rocky at my door....i will come back...!

You can't beat the god that created you my friend smh....