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Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 08/09/2012 02:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Boy man girl lady I like her, I like her a lot. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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institutionalized User ID: 21503979 United States 08/09/2012 03:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You must be gay because that chick looked hot as fuck without makeup. I think she actually looks better without makeup than with. I hate when girls weigh themselves down with tons of makeup. How much does applied make up weigh? I need to know because I wanna goth out later tonight, but I don't wanna put too much strain on my neck. I wanna look like the crow and jump off of my house. I got 8 balloons that will cushion my landing. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Last Edited by institutionalized on 08/09/2012 03:23 AM ,./;'[]=- |
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Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 08/09/2012 03:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | However, I will say one thing. Sports bras might make titties look flat but they do not make a woman's back and shoulders like masculine. The Olympic swimmer's backs and shoulders are fucking huge. They look like off-season bodybuilders. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20191040 Female athletes tend to be built a certain way. They're in shape, healthy..I don't see anything to complain about. Much better than fat, greasy, lazy bitches that only move their arms to get the Twinkie to their mouths. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 20191040 United States 08/09/2012 03:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | However, I will say one thing. Sports bras might make titties look flat but they do not make a woman's back and shoulders like masculine. The Olympic swimmer's backs and shoulders are fucking huge. They look like off-season bodybuilders. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20191040 Female athletes tend to be built a certain way. They're in shape, healthy..I don't see anything to complain about. Much better than fat, greasy, lazy bitches that only move their arms to get the Twinkie to their mouths. No one said they weren't hot and I'm definitely not complaining. Some of them are actually very hot. Hot chicks come in many different forms. Athletic chicks can be just as hot or even hotter than curvy chicks. I'm just saying. By the way, when I say curvy I mean curvy like a vintage Raquel Welch, not Rosie O'Donnell. I agree, the Olympic women are much better in general than the lazy women that stuff their face all day. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20191040 United States 08/09/2012 03:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You must be gay because that chick looked hot as fuck without makeup. I think she actually looks better without makeup than with. I hate when girls weigh themselves down with tons of makeup. How much does applied make up weigh? I need to know because I wanna goth out later tonight, but I don't wanna put too much strain on my neck. I wanna look like the crow and jump off of my house. I got 8 balloons that will cushion my landing. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. A little bit of makeup is ok but the "whore" look is definitely out. I meet a lot of women at the gym and one of the most disappointing things is when I go to pick up said lady at her house and she comes out with makeup caked all over her face. Not hot, not sexy. To me, the natural look is definitely the hottest look a woman can have. |
Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 08/09/2012 03:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | However, I will say one thing. Sports bras might make titties look flat but they do not make a woman's back and shoulders like masculine. The Olympic swimmer's backs and shoulders are fucking huge. They look like off-season bodybuilders. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20191040 Female athletes tend to be built a certain way. They're in shape, healthy..I don't see anything to complain about. Much better than fat, greasy, lazy bitches that only move their arms to get the Twinkie to their mouths. No one said they weren't hot and I'm definitely not complaining. Some of them are actually very hot. Hot chicks come in many different forms. Athletic chicks can be just as hot or even hotter than curvy chicks. I'm just saying. By the way, when I say curvy I mean curvy like a vintage Raquel Welch, not Rosie O'Donnell. I agree, the Olympic women are much better in general than the lazy women that stuff their face all day. This isn't hot to you? And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21395269 United States 08/09/2012 03:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You must be gay because that chick looked hot as fuck without makeup. I think she actually looks better without makeup than with. I hate when girls weigh themselves down with tons of makeup. Dude, she looked like a little boy without makeup. I prefer girls that look good without makeup, she is not one. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14083131 United States 08/09/2012 03:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You must be gay because that chick looked hot as fuck without makeup. I think she actually looks better without makeup than with. I hate when girls weigh themselves down with tons of makeup. Not gay. Some women look great without any makeup , she isnt one of them. maybe it was the flat titties. btw I didnt say she looked great with makeup either. average barbie doll wanna be. |
institutionalized User ID: 21503979 United States 08/09/2012 03:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | However, I will say one thing. Sports bras might make titties look flat but they do not make a woman's back and shoulders like masculine. The Olympic swimmer's backs and shoulders are fucking huge. They look like off-season bodybuilders. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20191040 Female athletes tend to be built a certain way. They're in shape, healthy..I don't see anything to complain about. Much better than fat, greasy, lazy bitches that only move their arms to get the Twinkie to their mouths. No one said they weren't hot and I'm definitely not complaining. Some of them are actually very hot. Hot chicks come in many different forms. Athletic chicks can be just as hot or even hotter than curvy chicks. I'm just saying. By the way, when I say curvy I mean curvy like a vintage Raquel Welch, not Rosie O'Donnell. I agree, the Olympic women are much better in general than the lazy women that stuff their face all day. This isn't hot to you? Hahahahahhahahhaha. That was fucking funny. ,./;'[]=- |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14083131 United States 08/09/2012 03:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You must be gay because that chick looked hot as fuck without makeup. I think she actually looks better without makeup than with. I hate when girls weigh themselves down with tons of makeup. Dude, she looked like a little boy without makeup. I prefer girls that look good without makeup, she is not one. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 20191040 United States 08/09/2012 04:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | However, I will say one thing. Sports bras might make titties look flat but they do not make a woman's back and shoulders like masculine. The Olympic swimmer's backs and shoulders are fucking huge. They look like off-season bodybuilders. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20191040 Female athletes tend to be built a certain way. They're in shape, healthy..I don't see anything to complain about. Much better than fat, greasy, lazy bitches that only move their arms to get the Twinkie to their mouths. No one said they weren't hot and I'm definitely not complaining. Some of them are actually very hot. Hot chicks come in many different forms. Athletic chicks can be just as hot or even hotter than curvy chicks. I'm just saying. By the way, when I say curvy I mean curvy like a vintage Raquel Welch, not Rosie O'Donnell. I agree, the Olympic women are much better in general than the lazy women that stuff their face all day. This isn't hot to you? :dyke: I just puked a little when I scrolled down and saw that pic. Nasty. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20191040 United States 08/09/2012 04:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You must be gay because that chick looked hot as fuck without makeup. I think she actually looks better without makeup than with. I hate when girls weigh themselves down with tons of makeup. Dude, she looked like a little boy without makeup. I prefer girls that look good without makeup, she is not one. Looks good to me. All I know is that the last thing I'm thinking about when I see a woman are little boys. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20191040 United States 08/09/2012 04:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You must be gay because that chick looked hot as fuck without makeup. I think she actually looks better without makeup than with. I hate when girls weigh themselves down with tons of makeup. Not gay. Some women look great without any makeup , she isnt one of them. maybe it was the flat titties. btw I didnt say she looked great with makeup either. average barbie doll wanna be. Whatever, dude. Like you wouldn't trip over your own feet if that chick even looked in your direction. There are two types of men in this world. The type that appreciate women and the type that constantly berate them. |
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Face Palmer User ID: 1287012 Germany 08/09/2012 04:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Face Palmer Awesome. "The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title." Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women |
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