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i am an atheist who thinks all religions are amusing, ask me a question!

 
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Mr/Miss Swedens getting pissed we are all ignoring him/her.

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You're not ignoring me.

You're listening.
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You have been brainwashed by the NWO.. yes or no ?
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Those 'christ wafers' I used to get at Catholic mass as a kid were delicious and I would like to get my hands on some of those for some leisurely snacking at home when I get the munchies!

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Well..they HAVE to make em taste good...for when the prists play soggy Sao with the altar boys.

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you're not an antheist there's no such thing it just means you chose a side and are a jew by default
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Mr/Miss Swedens getting pissed we are all ignoring him/her.

cruise
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sorry, just replied to him/it - and it still hasn't told us which of the many gods it worships, if any
"atheists are animals, and don't deserve that we waste our time with them, they should be rounded up like pigs and shot like dogs" - anonymous brazilian homosexual
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We are talking about religions. Each religion has a calendar. You use the Catholic Gregorian calendar for your daily living.

So that makes you part Catholic.


You don't use the Islamic calendar right?


Thu Jul 5/24/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ Ewert


We use the Atheist calendar. Its very similar to the gregorian calendar, but we dont have christmas and easter etc.

Christmas for atheists is, give presents eat turkey get drunk and have a family argument day.

Easter is eat enough chocolate to make you puke day.

ETC.

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Mr/Miss Swedens getting pissed we are all ignoring him/her.

cruise
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sorry, just replied to him/it - and it still hasn't told us which of the many gods it worships, if any
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Do you care?

You're an atheist right?
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I had a conversation with NJ Russ about two years ago. He said that by 2012 everyone on planet Earth will use his calendar and all the world's problems will be *poof* gone. I think he needs to push the marketing harder, because time is running out.
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you're not an antheist there's no such thing it just means you chose a side and are a jew by default
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I know JUDO. Its a secret jew martial art.
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I had a conversation with NJ Russ about two years ago. He said that by 2012 everyone on planet Earth will use his calendar and all the world's problems will be *poof* gone. I think he needs to push the marketing harder, because time is running out.
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2012 on his calendar is about 2099 on ours.
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Mr/Miss Swedens getting pissed we are all ignoring him/her.

cruise
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sorry, just replied to him/it - and it still hasn't told us which of the many gods it worships, if any
 Quoting: Prayersayer


Do you care?

You're an atheist right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20578758


don't suppose it makes much difference which invisible pink unicorn you pray to, no
"atheists are animals, and don't deserve that we waste our time with them, they should be rounded up like pigs and shot like dogs" - anonymous brazilian homosexual
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Mr/Miss Swedens getting pissed we are all ignoring him/her.

cruise
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sorry, just replied to him/it - and it still hasn't told us which of the many gods it worships, if any
 Quoting: Prayersayer


Do you care?

You're an atheist right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20578758


don't suppose it makes much difference which invisible pink unicorn you pray to, no
"atheists are animals, and don't deserve that we waste our time with them, they should be rounded up like pigs and shot like dogs" - anonymous brazilian homosexual
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Mr/Miss Swedens getting pissed we are all ignoring him/her.

cruise
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sorry, just replied to him/it - and it still hasn't told us which of the many gods it worships, if any
 Quoting: Prayersayer


Do you care?

You're an atheist right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20578758


don't suppose it makes much difference which invisible pink unicorn you pray to, no
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So back to my topic..

Are you a frog? Made by evolution?

Do you reaaly think so?
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you're not an antheist there's no such thing it just means you chose a side and are a jew by default
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you're in the wrong thread mate, the one below this says
'i am an antheist jew, ask me a question!' you might want to repost in there

thanks awfully
"atheists are animals, and don't deserve that we waste our time with them, they should be rounded up like pigs and shot like dogs" - anonymous brazilian homosexual
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I'm actually kind of chuffed the atheist contingent on GLP gets stronger by the day.

I hope thats representative of the world confining serious organized religion to the dustbin.
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you're not an antheist there's no such thing it just means you chose a side and are a jew by default
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last i checked hebrews definitely had a religion thing going on...
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no discussion of evolution in this thread

please post in the 'evolution is a scientific fact, ask me a question!' thread

this is for laughing at people who believe their favourite cosmic space pixies created the world after falling into a crystal lake or some such bronze-age nonsense

and we mustn't forget xenu either
"atheists are animals, and don't deserve that we waste our time with them, they should be rounded up like pigs and shot like dogs" - anonymous brazilian homosexual
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It is Thursday, July 24, 2012 (5/24/12) on the New Jerusalem calendar here in the Eastern Time zone.
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]
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no discussion of evolution in this thread

please post in the 'evolution is a scientific fact, ask me a question!' thread

this is for laughing at people who believe their favourite cosmic space pixies created the world after falling into a crystal lake or some such bronze-age nonsense

and we mustn't forget xenu either
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The title is ask me a question..

Sorry you wouldn't answer the frog like q..
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technically we can also guffaw at ghosts, mediums and psychics too

forget skepticism, this is cynicism 2.0
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you're not an antheist there's no such thing it just means you chose a side and are a jew by default
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I know JUDO. Its a secret jew martial art.
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And probably the most boring of them all, judging from the olympic broadcasts. Nothing ever happens, it looks like an endless bargain session between two jewish people.
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we mustn't forget xenu either
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Kind of glad the scientologists are not militant, imagine if they were as bad as the muslims.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccck.

What i want to know is why Raelian chicks always get their tits out, thats a weird ass religion.
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It is Thursday, July 24, 2012 (5/24/12) on the New Jerusalem calendar here in the Eastern Time zone.
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ Ewert


And we could not GIVE A FUCK.

Now take ya reatrded bullshit to your OWN threads ya braindamgaed child molester.
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you're not an antheist there's no such thing it just means you chose a side and are a jew by default
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I know JUDO. Its a secret jew martial art.
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And probably the most boring of them all, judging from the olympic broadcasts. Nothing ever happens, it looks like an endless bargain session between two jewish people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21615319


and do you worship an imaginary deity?
"atheists are animals, and don't deserve that we waste our time with them, they should be rounded up like pigs and shot like dogs" - anonymous brazilian homosexual
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we mustn't forget xenu either
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Kind of glad the scientologists are not militant, imagine if they were as bad as the muslims.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccck.

What i want to know is why Raelian chicks always get their tits out, thats a weird ass religion.
 Quoting: - Atheist -


that does sound like one with perks
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What i want to know is why Raelian chicks always get their tits out, thats a weird ass religion.
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Forgot to mention their symbol is a swastika inside a star of david.
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What i want to know is why Raelian chicks always get their tits out, thats a weird ass religion.
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Forgot to mention their symbol is a swastika inside a star of david.
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nazis and tits? sounds like a winner
"atheists are animals, and don't deserve that we waste our time with them, they should be rounded up like pigs and shot like dogs" - anonymous brazilian homosexual
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you're not an antheist there's no such thing it just means you chose a side and are a jew by default
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I know JUDO. Its a secret jew martial art.
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And probably the most boring of them all, judging from the olympic broadcasts. Nothing ever happens, it looks like an endless bargain session between two jewish people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21615319


and do you worship an imaginary deity?
 Quoting: Prayersayer


I'm a devout follower of Bernard the Rapist G*d (PBUH)
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It is Thursday, July 24, 2012 (5/24/12) on the New Jerusalem calendar here in the Eastern Time zone.
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ Ewert


Russ with the approaching Omega Point aren't you a bit concerned about your calendar having a limited shelf-life?
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It is Thursday, July 24, 2012 (5/24/12) on the New Jerusalem calendar here in the Eastern Time zone.
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 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ Ewert


Russ with the approaching Omega Point aren't you a bit concerned about your calendar having a limited shelf-life?
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


can you ask Russ about it in a different thread please, thanks
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