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Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?

 
mr_brightside74

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Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
As per thread title.... lay it on me

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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Neither, how would Canada conquer Australia and how would Australia conquer Canada?

It couldn't happen.
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08/09/2012 10:52 PM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Imagine how far the tanks would have to drive from Canada to Australia.
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
how would Canada conquer Australia and how would Australia conquer Canada?
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Canada has more guns but Australians are ex-pat criminal thugs and spear chuckers.

If it were to happen I wish it were televised so I can watch with a bag of chips and beer.
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
how would Canada conquer Australia and how would Australia conquer Canada?
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Canada has more guns but Australians are ex-pat criminal thugs and spear chuckers.

If it were to happen I wish it were televised so I can watch with a bag of chips and beer.
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wtf is "ex-pat criminal thugs"?
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Neither,we would probably meet up on the front,get drunk and attack the you guys.
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
wtf is "ex-pat criminal thugs"?
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WTF? are you not aware of your own lineage?
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
whoever had the "home court" advantage would win.
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08/09/2012 10:58 PM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
neither. they would both surrender to china before the war even starts.
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Australia would win because we have too many Muslims and other new arrivals who don't care for the the country an only take it's resources.
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
I can tell you one thing... there'd be hockey sticks and didgeridoos littering the battlefield
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Neither,we would probably meet up on the front,get drunk and attack the you guys.
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08/09/2012 11:09 PM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
neither. they would both surrender to china before the war even starts.
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I think you're talking about your country surrendering to China. We have a working relationship with them...they own you....
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08/09/2012 11:12 PM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
I can tell you one thing... there'd be hockey sticks and didgeridoos littering the battlefield
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Nah..more like cartons off beer and used bongs.
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
wtf is "ex-pat criminal thugs"?
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WTF? are you not aware of your own lineage?
 Quoting: mr_brightside74


sounds like you don't know the history of YOUR country, if you're saying things like that.
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08/09/2012 11:13 PM

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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
War would be over after two days. Some Canadians would be high on weed some Aussies would be plastered on booze. The rest would be too busy watching hockey and Auzzie footbal (the real football)
"Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar, well it eats you."
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08/09/2012 11:14 PM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Neither,we would probably meet up on the front,get drunk and attack the you guys.
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That's pretty much it right there. chuckle
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08/09/2012 11:43 PM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Neither,we would probably meet up on the front,get drunk and attack the you guys.
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That's pretty much it right there. chuckle
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I think it'd look something like this
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Neither,we would probably meet up on the front,get drunk and attack the you guys.
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That's pretty much it right there. chuckle
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I think it'd look something like this

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[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Neither,we would probably meet up on the front,get drunk and attack the you guys.
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That's pretty much it right there. chuckle
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I think it'd look something like this

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[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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laugh YEP!

drinks
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08/09/2012 11:53 PM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
it's true, we'd all just get on the piss together and swap strippers, booze and whores.
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Simple answer: We wouldn't fight each other. We are peaceful and smart. We would have a good party.



But... No country has beaten CANADA..not even the US! We kicked their ass the second and last time was 1812.

We are the country of LIGHT!
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
As per thread title.... lay it on me
 Quoting: mr_brightside74


They would both win. The party would be a joy to behold. If those Aussies came over armed with Fosters, we would get out the barbie, and there would be sing, dance, drinking and fornicating.
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
As per thread title.... lay it on me
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Both countries are absolutely INFESTED with total and complete idiots.

So it would be nice if they BOTH lost.
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Simple answer: We wouldn't fight each other. We are peaceful and smart. We would have a good party.



But... No country has beaten CANADA..not even the US! We kicked their ass the second and last time was 1812.

We are the country of LIGHT!
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The US would roll over Canaduh like a steamroller.
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
As per thread title.... lay it on me
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They would both win. The party would be a joy to behold. If those Aussies came over armed with Fosters, we would get out the barbie, and there would be sing, dance, drinking and fornicating.
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No mate, we wouldn't inflict Fosters on you. We'd bring over the good shit.
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Australia grew its population from inbreeding and using an outhouse as a home and a home as an outhouse.

Canada was influenced by the French so they only know how to swing a purse at each other and then surrender

Nuke em both. Nobody will notice they're gone.
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
My question is who would invade who - that's alot of ocean to cross !
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
As per thread title.... lay it on me
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They would both win. The party would be a joy to behold. If those Aussies came over armed with Fosters, we would get out the barbie, and there would be sing, dance, drinking and fornicating.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21642990


And bother countries are loaded with people who will go the same way as those who also loved dancing around the Golden Calf.
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
both ^^^

typo correction
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
This is a funny thread. How about instead of going to war we just exchange some land with each other. We get a chunk of Queensland and you guys get a chunk of British Columbia. That we we've got some warm sandy beach resorts we can go to and you guys have got some nice ski hills to hang out at....

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It's either that or my other idea where we cause a volcanic eruption with a nuke and create an island in the tropics. chuckle

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