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Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?

 
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08/09/2012 11:59 PM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
As per thread title.... lay it on me
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Both countries are absolutely INFESTED with total and complete idiots.

So it would be nice if they BOTH lost.
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Well..we would not HAVE that INFESTATION with total and complete idiots if we could kick all the yanks..nips..arabs..and fags out of our countries.
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08/10/2012 12:00 AM
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As per thread title.... lay it on me
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They would both win. The party would be a joy to behold. If those Aussies came over armed with Fosters, we would get out the barbie, and there would be sing, dance, drinking and fornicating.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21642990


No mate, we wouldn't inflict Fosters on you. We'd bring over the good shit.
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No man, the good shit grows all over my county.
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08/10/2012 12:05 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Simple answer: We wouldn't fight each other. We are peaceful and smart. We would have a good party.



But... No country has beaten CANADA..not even the US! We kicked their ass the second and last time was 1812.

We are the country of LIGHT!
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The US would roll over Canaduh like a steamroller.
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Sorry, but I disagree. You thought you could kick our ass in the past but failed miserably and decided against doing that ever again. Besides, if you guys were to launch a war with us the whole world would rise to defeat you. In about 1 month you would become CANADA SOUTH.

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OP you are a sick fuck. Just what I would expect of your breed.
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08/10/2012 12:08 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Simple answer: We wouldn't fight each other. We are peaceful and smart. We would have a good party.



But... No country has beaten CANADA..not even the US! We kicked their ass the second and last time was 1812.

We are the country of LIGHT!
 Quoting: No Ego 962069


The US would roll over Canaduh like a steamroller.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21640558


Sorry, but I disagree. You thought you could kick our ass in the past but failed miserably and decided against doing that ever again. Besides, if you guys were to launch a war with us the whole world would rise to defeat you. In about 1 month you would become CANADA SOUTH.

pigchef
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what war
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08/10/2012 12:09 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
If canada and austrailia went to war it would be like watching my two 5 year old nieces going at it. Neither would really get hurt...and neither would really win.
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08/10/2012 12:11 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
This is a funny thread. How about instead of going to war we just exchange some land with each other. We get a chunk of Queensland and you guys get a chunk of British Columbia. That we we've got some warm sandy beach resorts we can go to and you guys have got some nice ski hills to hang out at....

5a

It's either that or my other idea where we cause a volcanic eruption with a nuke and create an island in the tropics. chuckle
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08/10/2012 12:12 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Simple answer: We wouldn't fight each other. We are peaceful and smart. We would have a good party.



But... No country has beaten CANADA..not even the US! We kicked their ass the second and last time was 1812.

We are the country of LIGHT!
 Quoting: No Ego 962069


The US would roll over Canaduh like a steamroller.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21640558


Sorry, but I disagree. You thought you could kick our ass in the past but failed miserably and decided against doing that ever again. Besides, if you guys were to launch a war with us the whole world would rise to defeat you. In about 1 month you would become CANADA SOUTH.

pigchef
 Quoting: No Ego 962069


what war
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15685577


The war of 1812. It is the 200 year aniversary this year. Do google my unfriendly American neighbour. YOU CAN NOT, COULD NOT AND WILL NOT ever defeat Canada. WE ARE THE WORLD!!!
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08/10/2012 12:14 AM
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The US would roll over Canaduh like a steamroller.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21640558


Sorry, but I disagree. You thought you could kick our ass in the past but failed miserably and decided against doing that ever again. Besides, if you guys were to launch a war with us the whole world would rise to defeat you. In about 1 month you would become CANADA SOUTH.

pigchef
 Quoting: No Ego 962069


what war
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15685577


The war of 1812. It is the 200 year aniversary this year. Do google my unfriendly American neighbour. YOU CAN NOT, COULD NOT AND WILL NOT ever defeat Canada. WE ARE THE WORLD!!!
 Quoting: No Ego 962069


Canada is the only country do officialy defeat the Americans in the history of war! Key word OFFICIALY.
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08/10/2012 12:15 AM

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Hey, Canadian bonerfucks, if you are so powerful against the US why does your air force feel the need to buy our F-18's and then play dirty by painting them with the top side on the bottom. Can win for cheating huh? Hockey playing fucks.
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08/10/2012 12:18 AM
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Sorry, but I disagree. You thought you could kick our ass in the past but failed miserably and decided against doing that ever again. Besides, if you guys were to launch a war with us the whole world would rise to defeat you. In about 1 month you would become CANADA SOUTH.

pigchef
 Quoting: No Ego 962069


what war
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15685577


The war of 1812. It is the 200 year aniversary this year. Do google my unfriendly American neighbour. YOU CAN NOT, COULD NOT AND WILL NOT ever defeat Canada. WE ARE THE WORLD!!!
 Quoting: No Ego 962069


Canada is the only country do officialy defeat the Americans in the history of war! Key word OFFICIALY.
 Quoting: No Ego 962069



Canada is the only country to officialy defeat the Americans in the history of war! Key word OFFICIALY.

Your country OFFICially lost the war to CANADA. We let you GO back to your country with your tail between your legs and live. We have specials running all year on TV about this right now.
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08/10/2012 12:18 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
The only winners will be the Central Banks of the respective countries!
No Ego
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08/10/2012 12:23 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Hey, Canadian bonerfucks, if you are so powerful against the US why does your air force feel the need to buy our F-18's and then play dirty by painting them with the top side on the bottom. Can win for cheating huh? Hockey playing fucks.
 Quoting: mr_brightside74


LOL is that all you can say? The truth hurts your ego eh! Or as you there say Uha!

Get over it my unfriendly neighbor. We don't need war. Hwat is the point? Find peace within yourself. Forgive your ignorance and big ego and come with me and my Austrailian friends and we can have some fum! Or just get drunk alone and be stupid all your life!
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08/10/2012 12:32 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
We like Autralia. We would never fight them. Don't you have somthing better to do with your time. Come on there must be somthing that your failing to do so go do it.
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08/10/2012 12:39 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
We like Autralia. We would never fight them. Don't you have somthing better to do with your time. Come on there must be somthing that your failing to do so go do it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21515506


See Americans, we are polite people here in Canada. We are the most liked and respected AS PEOPLE. Americans aren't well liked. You always have to disguise yourselves as Canadians when you travel abroad for safety. You see, we don't need weapons for protection, we just need our flag! Military might is not power and respect. Learn from us please.

Enough said. Good night all and dream of peace not war!
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08/10/2012 12:41 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
This is a funny thread. How about instead of going to war we just exchange some land with each other. We get a chunk of Queensland and you guys get a chunk of British Columbia. That we we've got some warm sandy beach resorts we can go to and you guys have got some nice ski hills to hang out at....

5a

It's either that or my other idea where we cause a volcanic eruption with a nuke and create an island in the tropics. chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16541058


Land swap...what a great idea.

the only things Aussies and Canadians would fight over is whose shout it is.
Party gets rolling when we invite our cuz...New Zealand
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08/10/2012 12:43 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
watching Australia and Canada fight will be like watching the Special Olympics.
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08/10/2012 12:47 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
New Zealand.
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08/10/2012 12:51 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Canada.

They have much more resources, including the most important one oil.
I dont mean everything I say to be literal. I just like to throw around ideas, and play devil's advocate.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

-Galileo Galilei
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08/10/2012 12:52 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
I would go with the aussies they have some good submarines and canada got suckered into buying some Piece of shit rusted out submarines by the queen that barely work
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08/10/2012 12:53 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
canada will become a formost superpower, as long as we ban contraceptives and abortions so each women will have 12 or so children, our population will catch up to america, and our superiour resources (including the rare uranium) will allow us to conquer the world... beginning with australia
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
watching Australia and Canada fight will be like watching the Special Olympics.
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good one!

cruise
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08/10/2012 12:55 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Neither,we would probably meet up on the front,get drunk and attack the you guys.
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gangup
I dont mean everything I say to be literal. I just like to throw around ideas, and play devil's advocate.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

-Galileo Galilei
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08/10/2012 12:56 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
last time canada fought the usa we burned down their capitol to the ground and they begged for peace. war of 1812. they have never tried attacking us since
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08/10/2012 12:58 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
last time canada fought the usa we burned down their capitol to the ground and they begged for peace. war of 1812. they have never tried attacking us since
 Quoting: spiritfilled111


They don't teach that in American History.
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08/10/2012 12:58 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
canada will become a formost superpower, as long as we ban contraceptives and abortions so each women will have 12 or so children, our population will catch up to america, and our superiour resources (including the rare uranium) will allow us to conquer the world... beginning with australia
 Quoting: spiritfilled111


we've got plenty of uranium, prepare to get nuked!!!

abomb
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Sounds like a cripple fight.
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08/10/2012 01:04 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
canada will become a formost superpower, as long as we ban contraceptives and abortions so each women will have 12 or so children, our population will catch up to america, and our superiour resources (including the rare uranium) will allow us to conquer the world... beginning with australia
 Quoting: spiritfilled111


we've got plenty of uranium, prepare to get nuked!!!

abomb
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haha, i just looked at the uranium map, and yes you guys do have a lot more than us dead2
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
canada will become a formost superpower, as long as we ban contraceptives and abortions so each women will have 12 or so children, our population will catch up to america, and our superiour resources (including the rare uranium) will allow us to conquer the world... beginning with australia
 Quoting: spiritfilled111


Oh hell not you dont.

That is why we plannin to take u guyz over after the ww3.

Gotta defeat the evilz Canada and Austraylia bfour yall becomes soprpowers.
I dont mean everything I say to be literal. I just like to throw around ideas, and play devil's advocate.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

-Galileo Galilei
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