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Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?

 
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08/10/2012 01:33 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
i think we're equally pathetic,although idk much about canadians but if i was to attack australia,it would be easy enough to divide us to get us to kill ourselves.if i was to attack canada,i would air drop crates of poisonous snakes , spiders,crocs,weaponized kangaroos and packs of dingos[to steal ur babies].i would drop cane toads on your crops,gr8 whites in ur lakes and our prime ministers fat ass on your major cities.

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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
i think we're equally pathetic,although idk much about canadians but if i was to attack australia,it would be easy enough to divide us to get us to kill ourselves.if i was to attack canada,i would air drop crates of poisonous snakes , spiders,crocs,weaponized kangaroos and packs of dingos[to steal ur babies].i would drop cane toads on your crops,gr8 whites in ur lakes and our prime ministers fat ass on your major cities.
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NOT THE BABY-SNATCHING DINGO'S!!!111
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
i think we're equally pathetic,although idk much about canadians but if i was to attack australia,it would be easy enough to divide us to get us to kill ourselves.if i was to attack canada,i would air drop crates of poisonous snakes , spiders,crocs,weaponized kangaroos and packs of dingos[to steal ur babies].i would drop cane toads on your crops,gr8 whites in ur lakes and our prime ministers fat ass on your major cities.
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LMAO I say both of you guys get pissed/drunk and call it a day .
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08/10/2012 03:03 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
i think we're equally pathetic,although idk much about canadians but if i was to attack australia,it would be easy enough to divide us to get us to kill ourselves.if i was to attack canada,i would air drop crates of poisonous snakes , spiders,crocs,weaponized kangaroos and packs of dingos[to steal ur babies].i would drop cane toads on your crops,gr8 whites in ur lakes and our prime ministers fat ass on your major cities.
 Quoting: miserkocho


LMAO I say both of you guys get pissed/drunk and call it a day .
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if it was up to me i would settle a dispute in the octagon.say delta goodrum vs celine dion,keanu reeves vs hugh jackman,pamela anderson vs elle mcpherson,jim carey vs paul hogan,avril lavigne vs kylie minogue,the wiggles vs sum 41,kim catrall vs nicole kidman,nickelback vs ac\dc,tommy chong vs rolf harris,kiefer sitherland vs mel gibson,rick moranis vs rupert murdoch,crash test dummies vs russell crowe,stephanie rice vs peter north...
there are a few others i would pay to see fight to the death.winner gets to slave for the chinese.
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We can invade them with our canoes while they throw kangaroos at us
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08/10/2012 03:14 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Sounds like a good war,count me in....I will bring the booze
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08/10/2012 03:17 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Sounds like a good war,count me in....I will bring the booze
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i'll bring the ganja
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
We can invade them with our canoes while they throw kangaroos at us
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you say that now, but once you see our secret KANGAROO CATAPULT, you'll be frightened!!! I"VE SAID TOO MUCH!!!!
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08/10/2012 04:02 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
i think we're equally pathetic,although idk much about canadians but if i was to attack australia,it would be easy enough to divide us to get us to kill ourselves.if i was to attack canada,i would air drop crates of poisonous snakes , spiders,crocs,weaponized kangaroos and packs of dingos[to steal ur babies].i would drop cane toads on your crops,gr8 whites in ur lakes and our prime ministers fat ass on your major cities.
 Quoting: miserkocho


LMAO I say both of you guys get pissed/drunk and call it a day .
 Quoting: Ready2bugout AKA R2B BOB


if it was up to me i would settle a dispute in the octagon.say delta goodrum vs celine dion,keanu reeves vs hugh jackman,pamela anderson vs elle mcpherson,jim carey vs paul hogan,avril lavigne vs kylie minogue,the wiggles vs sum 41,kim catrall vs nicole kidman,nickelback vs ac\dc,tommy chong vs rolf harris,kiefer sitherland vs mel gibson,rick moranis vs rupert murdoch,crash test dummies vs russell crowe,stephanie rice vs peter north...
there are a few others i would pay to see fight to the death.winner gets to slave for the chinese.
 Quoting: miserkocho


delta goodrum vs celine dion..delta has the reach but celine would have a better ground game.if celine can take a punch,once inside i would expect her to scratch deltas eyes out.
keanu reeves vs hugh jackman..keanu would be much better standing up with his martial arts expirience but hugh would be too strong inside.would be a good match but hugh a slight favorite.
pamela anderson vs elle mcpherson..pam too strong in this one.suffocated by funbags,a gr8 way to die.
jim carey vs paul hogan..paul hogan has a tendency to bring a knife to a fist fight.i dont see jim winning this one.
the wiggles vs sum 41...jeff always falls asleep so with the wiggles down to 3,the younger canadians should win easy.knee strikes and kicks.
avril lavigne vs kylie minogue...avril to win easy with kylie slapped to death.
kim catrall vs nicole kidman..kim with a slight w8 advantage and a bitchier attitude would be favorite.
nickelback vs ac\dc...no question here.easy win to ac\dc,angus to take out 2 or 3 by himself.
tommy chong vs rolf harris..a slight age advantage to tommy but he's kinda slow.a long drawn out fight but tommy to win confortably.rolfs demise heart attack
kiefer sutherland vs mel gibson..mel with a slight advantage standing and in the cliches but keifer with the smarts.keifer to take a bit of punishment but win.
rick moranis vs rupert murdoch..rick moranis with the speed and age advantage so rick with the win but with ruperts control of the media,people will think he won.
crash test dummies vs russell crowe..russell crowe easy here.expect russell to start eating them alive.
stephanie rice vs peter north..the most interesting match,with stephs expirience with kobe's bbc,shell be able to absorb a lot of punishment.peter to lose going in for the facial.
so 8 to 5 canada wins.

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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
i think we're equally pathetic,although idk much about canadians but if i was to attack australia,it would be easy enough to divide us to get us to kill ourselves.if i was to attack canada,i would air drop crates of poisonous snakes , spiders,crocs,weaponized kangaroos and packs of dingos[to steal ur babies].i would drop cane toads on your crops,gr8 whites in ur lakes and our prime ministers fat ass on your major cities.
 Quoting: miserkocho


LMAO I say both of you guys get pissed/drunk and call it a day .
 Quoting: Ready2bugout AKA R2B BOB


if it was up to me i would settle a dispute in the octagon.say delta goodrum vs celine dion,keanu reeves vs hugh jackman,pamela anderson vs elle mcpherson,jim carey vs paul hogan,avril lavigne vs kylie minogue,the wiggles vs sum 41,kim catrall vs nicole kidman,nickelback vs ac\dc,tommy chong vs rolf harris,kiefer sitherland vs mel gibson,rick moranis vs rupert murdoch,crash test dummies vs russell crowe,stephanie rice vs peter north...
there are a few others i would pay to see fight to the death.winner gets to slave for the chinese.
 Quoting: miserkocho


delta goodrum vs celine dion..delta has the reach but celine would have a better ground game.if celine can take a punch,once inside i would expect her to scratch deltas eyes out.
keanu reeves vs hugh jackman..keanu would be much better standing up with his martial arts expirience but hugh would be too strong inside.would be a good match but hugh a slight favorite.
pamela anderson vs elle mcpherson..pam too strong in this one.suffocated by funbags,a gr8 way to die.
jim carey vs paul hogan..paul hogan has a tendency to bring a knife to a fist fight.i dont see jim winning this one.
the wiggles vs sum 41...jeff always falls asleep so with the wiggles down to 3,the younger canadians should win easy.knee strikes and kicks.
avril lavigne vs kylie minogue...avril to win easy with kylie slapped to death.
kim catrall vs nicole kidman..kim with a slight w8 advantage and a bitchier attitude would be favorite.
nickelback vs ac\dc...no question here.easy win to ac\dc,angus to take out 2 or 3 by himself.
tommy chong vs rolf harris..a slight age advantage to tommy but he's kinda slow.a long drawn out fight but tommy to win confortably.rolfs demise heart attack
kiefer sutherland vs mel gibson..mel with a slight advantage standing and in the cliches but keifer with the smarts.keifer to take a bit of punishment but win.
rick moranis vs rupert murdoch..rick moranis with the speed and age advantage so rick with the win but with ruperts control of the media,people will think he won.
crash test dummies vs russell crowe..russell crowe easy here.expect russell to start eating them alive.
stephanie rice vs peter north..the most interesting match,with stephs expirience with kobe's bbc,shell be able to absorb a lot of punishment.peter to lose going in for the facial.
so 8 to 5 canada wins.
 Quoting: miserkocho


Thank you Joe Rogan excellent fight analysis yoda
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Australia would win because we have too many Muslims and other new arrivals who don't care for the the country an only take it's resources.
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I don't know who wins but it would look something like this------>
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I'll bet we'd decide to crack open a few thousand Foster's and a fe thousand Molson Canadian, get a good buzz on and play softball.
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We can invade them with our canoes while they throw kangaroos at us
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you say that now, but once you see our secret KANGAROO CATAPULT, you'll be frightened!!! I"VE SAID TOO MUCH!!!!
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LOL!!
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
No war between these, but it is a far more feasible scenario one quite warring currentmpire shall want to annex these two zillion miles' countries with just 40 million people to the holding. Certainly, not without others wanting more or less the same.
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
We can invade them with our canoes while they throw kangaroos at us
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you say that now, but once you see our secret KANGAROO CATAPULT, you'll be frightened!!! I"VE SAID TOO MUCH!!!!
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LOL!!
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lol
The rich abuse and rape the system while the poor build it. And those which do not understand the system will blindly support it.

I will ALWAYS stick up, fight, and die for the poor, and for those who have nothing if I have to. Because ALL PEOPLE BLEED RED.
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
We ride in these during battle,
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while the Aussies ride in these:
[link to www.kangaroos.org]
The rich abuse and rape the system while the poor build it. And those which do not understand the system will blindly support it.

I will ALWAYS stick up, fight, and die for the poor, and for those who have nothing if I have to. Because ALL PEOPLE BLEED RED.
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
some interesting replies! one thing is for sure, both are sissies so it probably wouldn't get very far.
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some interesting replies! one thing is for sure, both are sissies so it probably wouldn't get very far.
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You, sir, have no idea what you are talking about.....make that aboot.
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
We can invade them with our canoes while they throw kangaroos at us
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you say that now, but once you see our secret KANGAROO CATAPULT, you'll be frightened!!! I"VE SAID TOO MUCH!!!!
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our armoured polar bears will destray u!!!
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
We can invade them with our canoes while they throw kangaroos at us
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you say that now, but once you see our secret KANGAROO CATAPULT, you'll be frightened!!! I"VE SAID TOO MUCH!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15356142


our armoured polar bears will destray u!!!
ALL OF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
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Canoes were the landing craft used to drive our troops onto the Normandy Beaches.

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The rich abuse and rape the system while the poor build it. And those which do not understand the system will blindly support it.

I will ALWAYS stick up, fight, and die for the poor, and for those who have nothing if I have to. Because ALL PEOPLE BLEED RED.
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We'd be more likely to declare war against the USA than Canada, frankly.
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
some interesting replies! one thing is for sure, both are sissies so it probably wouldn't get very far.
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You, sir, have no idea what you are talking about.....make that aboot.
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laugh
The rich abuse and rape the system while the poor build it. And those which do not understand the system will blindly support it.

I will ALWAYS stick up, fight, and die for the poor, and for those who have nothing if I have to. Because ALL PEOPLE BLEED RED.
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my county is better than your country!!

wahhhhh!!

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some interesting replies! one thing is for sure, both are sissies so it probably wouldn't get very far.
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And merkans are too fat, lazy and low IQ to win a war these days too

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my county is better than your country!!

wahhhhh!!

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At least we drive cars instead of Kangaroos. The Aussie family vehicle is the Kangaroo compared to the American station wagon or Van. j/k

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The rich abuse and rape the system while the poor build it. And those which do not understand the system will blindly support it.

I will ALWAYS stick up, fight, and die for the poor, and for those who have nothing if I have to. Because ALL PEOPLE BLEED RED.
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08/13/2012 07:27 AM
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Australia would never fight Canada and I doubt Canada would ever fight Australia. We are peaceful countries and get along quite well. More than likely we'd fight together and kick everyones asses! XD

P.S.
To all the ones who are bad talking Canada and Australia,
if you actually came over here you would wanna live here.
Australia doesn't have Kangaroo Mailmen or is filled with criminals. Canada would be quite similar. Australia is a country where every one wants to live. We are getting waaaaaay to many illegal immigrants that we can't count them. Canada is filled with nice people and is a great country. If you are going diss my country or their country don't post it online for the world to see. It's stupid and offensive to some.
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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
Neither, how would Canada conquer Australia and how would Australia conquer Canada?

It couldn't happen.
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Australia, without a doubt. They would be completely oblivious to any angst coming from Canada (and therefore wouldnt be in a fussed state of mind), Canada would make a huge effort to get us antagonised (and it wouldnt work). Canada would spend lots of money on machines and equipment and make it to Australia with purpose.

Upon their arrival the Australians would be friendly and offer them some food and drink and a party would develop. The Canadians will be convinced they had everything all wrong and we would send them in the direction of the United States, with promises of lots of moral support.
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Canada and Australia will become best friend forever and take over the USA. You Canadians want the north or south? Your pick :)

You can even check youtube! They say Australia is scheminggrinningBETTER than the USA O_O

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Re: Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?
They both have shitty militaries and if it's their special forces vs special forces, australia would win.

If either country's military actually had to defend the country, both countries would undoubtedly cave in, in about 3 days or less.

Last Edited by Ripples of Entropy on 08/13/2012 08:26 AM