Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?

That lineage includes POWs from the American War of Independence.
Really bad awful people y'know.

CANADA And AUSTRALIA At WAR




This is a picture of a young Canadian woman named Alex being kissed and comforted by her Australian boyfriend named Scott after she had been knocked to the ground by a line of advancing police men.

Australia would only ever invade Canada in support of America in which case we would make a full token commitment and "stay the course" "until the job was done".

Australians are lovers,not fighters.Canadians are the same.
It would be one big orgy and all the Americans would watch

Yeah, most definitely have to have a few before we do anything.

As only a dumbfuck redneck would ask such a stupid question, a far more apt question would be: Who would kick whos arse out of Can,Aus,USA`s rednecks in an all-in, unarmed fight to the death.

Answer would remain the same, Aus + Can would band together and kick the fuck out of you yank fairies because you are soft as shit without your cannons(besides the negroand mexican folk who wouldnt qualify anyway) and that basically your average intellect and knowledge of the outside world,extending beyond your sisters bedrooms, is nigh on zero.
Oh and you really do give rednecks the world over a bad name,even though you are the founders of this cult.

Sad little tactic. Trying to turn the smart ones against each other coz` you cant handle the well founded shit you cop from either side. Why not throw in the poms? Id say they would kick all our arses,but most probably yours first.

WOW you dumb fucks amaze me with your ignorance.

Make beer not war.

Never in a million years would we fight our brothers & sisters of Australia.
My Grandfather used to tell us about the great Auzzies they fought with in WW2. Great warriors and better drinkers.
And having so many here in Alberta and I have partyed with quite a few of them during Stampede week.
Man Australians are more welcome to my country than most American's!

I hold up my Kokanne in honor of my Brothers and sisters of the Comonwealth!

my money is on the canadians.

auzzies have attitude... but canadians have attidude AND guns.

lots of guns.

That's like asking who has the biggest Bitch slap......

I don't think either country could win any war without the aid of either the yanks or brits. With that said, if I have to pick one i'd go with the Canadians as the Aussies couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery.

they are both part of the commonwealth and would ally themselves with each other even against America

If the war is based on which country matters less to the world, sorry canada you lose....

here's a more important question: who the fuck would care?

I fuckin love canadians!

As do I. Americans suck ass though. Funny that.

Thank you, and

Plus we are all commonwealthers , and would stick together.

war is for folks with communication difficulties

This is a fun thread.

I hope the french separate from canda.