Which country would win a war against each other, Canada or Australia?

Well..we would not HAVE that INFESTATION with total and complete idiots if we could kick all the yanks..nips..arabs..and fags out of our countries.

No man, the good shit grows all over my county.

Sorry, but I disagree. You thought you could kick our ass in the past but failed miserably and decided against doing that ever again. Besides, if you guys were to launch a war with us the whole world would rise to defeat you. In about 1 month you would become CANADA SOUTH.

OP you are a sick fuck. Just what I would expect of your breed.

what war

If canada and austrailia went to war it would be like watching my two 5 year old nieces going at it. Neither would really get hurt...and neither would really win.

This is a funny thread. How about instead of going to war we just exchange some land with each other. We get a chunk of Queensland and you guys get a chunk of British Columbia. That we we've got some warm sandy beach resorts we can go to and you guys have got some nice ski hills to hang out at....



It's either that or my other idea where we cause a volcanic eruption with a nuke and create an island in the tropics.

The war of 1812. It is the 200 year aniversary this year. Do google my unfriendly American neighbour. YOU CAN NOT, COULD NOT AND WILL NOT ever defeat Canada. WE ARE THE WORLD!!!

Canada is the only country do officialy defeat the Americans in the history of war! Key word OFFICIALY.

Hey, Canadian bonerfucks, if you are so powerful against the US why does your air force feel the need to buy our F-18's and then play dirty by painting them with the top side on the bottom. Can win for cheating huh? Hockey playing fucks.

Canada is the only country to officialy defeat the Americans in the history of war! Key word OFFICIALY.

Your country OFFICially lost the war to CANADA. We let you GO back to your country with your tail between your legs and live. We have specials running all year on TV about this right now.

The only winners will be the Central Banks of the respective countries!

LOL is that all you can say? The truth hurts your ego eh! Or as you there say Uha!

Get over it my unfriendly neighbor. We don't need war. Hwat is the point? Find peace within yourself. Forgive your ignorance and big ego and come with me and my Austrailian friends and we can have some fum! Or just get drunk alone and be stupid all your life!

We like Autralia. We would never fight them. Don't you have somthing better to do with your time. Come on there must be somthing that your failing to do so go do it.

See Americans, we are polite people here in Canada. We are the most liked and respected AS PEOPLE. Americans aren't well liked. You always have to disguise yourselves as Canadians when you travel abroad for safety. You see, we don't need weapons for protection, we just need our flag! Military might is not power and respect. Learn from us please.

Enough said. Good night all and dream of peace not war!

Land swap...what a great idea.

the only things Aussies and Canadians would fight over is whose shout it is.
Party gets rolling when we invite our cuz...New Zealand

watching Australia and Canada fight will be like watching the Special Olympics.

New Zealand.

Canada.

They have much more resources, including the most important one oil.

I would go with the aussies they have some good submarines and canada got suckered into buying some Piece of shit rusted out submarines by the queen that barely work

canada will become a formost superpower, as long as we ban contraceptives and abortions so each women will have 12 or so children, our population will catch up to america, and our superiour resources (including the rare uranium) will allow us to conquer the world... beginning with australia

good one!

last time canada fought the usa we burned down their capitol to the ground and they begged for peace. war of 1812. they have never tried attacking us since

They don't teach that in American History.

we've got plenty of uranium, prepare to get nuked!!!

Sounds like a cripple fight.

haha, i just looked at the uranium map, and yes you guys do have a lot more than us

Oh hell not you dont.

That is why we plannin to take u guyz over after the ww3.

Gotta defeat the evilz Canada and Austraylia bfour yall becomes soprpowers.