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AusZealand, Australia creates new country to save face LOL!

 
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08/10/2012 12:57 AM
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AusZealand, Australia creates new country to save face LOL!
The ignominy of their gold medal count has been too much - so the Aussies have invented the rogue nation of "Aus Zealand".

For the first time since the 1912 Olympics in Stockholm, where the trans-Tasman rivals joined forces as Australasia, the countries are united again - at least according to Sydney's Daily Telegraph newspaper.

On Saturday the Daily Telegraph described New Zealand's "golden hour" at the rowing regatta as "Black Friday", but yesterday switched sides and co-opted the Kiwis as fair dinkum Ockers as Australia's gold medal tally stood at one - a surprise win in the women's 4x100 freestyle relay.

[link to www.stuff.co.nz]


So embarresed they are losing to a small country in the gold medal tally, they decided to invent a new country and count them as thiers.

Fuck Australians are funny.
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08/10/2012 03:37 AM
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Re: AusZealand, Australia creates new country to save face LOL!
We should merge with Borats home nation
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09/05/2012 04:19 AM

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Re: AusZealand, Australia creates new country to save face LOL!
but but.. you made pavlova and the first airplane... ;)

go waikato .. GO!!!

sry.. all i could think of.. you guys are mouldy and cold tho.. nice.. :)

Last Edited by Citizenperth on 09/05/2012 04:20 AM
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All your inventions and medals and celebrities are all belonging to us.
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All your inventions and medals and celebrities are all belonging to us.
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hehehheh.. when'd you sneak in?... xo
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All your inventions and medals and celebrities are all belonging to us.
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hehehheh.. when'd you sneak in?... xo
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chuckle
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09/05/2012 04:26 AM
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All your inventions and medals and celebrities are all belonging to us.
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Except for that Monteiths and Speights goat piss in a bottle!
Otherwise NZ = best country in the world.cool2
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here you go she's either
a:gay or
b: NZ
Thread: Gina Rinehart sucks balls..... born into wealth with a mouth to match... worlds richest woman
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09/05/2012 04:31 AM
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A.N.Z.A.C.....Australians and New Zealanders Are Cool
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09/05/2012 04:43 AM
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We will have 10 ANZAC class FFHs now.
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09/05/2012 05:12 AM
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We steal the good stuff as compensation for you lot sending over the dregs.

So get fucked.

BTW Russel Crowe is an aussie, but only when he is not an embarrassment.
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Re: AusZealand, Australia creates new country to save face LOL!
We steal the good stuff as compensation for you lot sending over the dregs.

So get fucked.

BTW Russel Crowe is an aussie, but only when he is not an embarrassment.
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Fuckin bullshit chinese flags... hang on.
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09/05/2012 05:13 AM
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Re: AusZealand, Australia creates new country to save face LOL!
We steal the good stuff as compensation for you lot sending over the dregs.

So get fucked.

BTW Russel Crowe is an aussie, but only when he is not an embarrassment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23217417


Fuckin bullshit chinese flags... hang on.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23217417


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Re: AusZealand, Australia creates new country to save face LOL!
We steal the good stuff as compensation for you lot sending over the dregs.

So get fucked.

BTW Russel Crowe is an aussie, but only when he is not an embarrassment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23217417


Fuckin bullshit chinese flags... hang on.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23217417


.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23217623


Fuck.

Get a sheep up ya.
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Re: AusZealand, Australia creates new country to save face LOL!
We could never be part of aus until you let the warriors win the nrl final hahaha muhuhahahaha until then you will just have to worship kiwis from afar
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Re: AusZealand, Australia creates new country to save face LOL!
We steal the good stuff as compensation for you lot sending over the dregs.

So get fucked.

BTW Russel Crowe is an aussie, but only when he is not an embarrassment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23217417


Fuckin bullshit chinese flags... hang on.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23217417


.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23217623


Fuck.

Get a sheep up ya.
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Fucken' Aye
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09/05/2012 06:01 AM
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Re: AusZealand, Australia creates new country to save face LOL!
We steal the good stuff as compensation for you lot sending over the dregs.

So get fucked.

BTW Russel Crowe is an aussie, but only when he is not an embarrassment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23217417


Fuckin bullshit chinese flags... hang on.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23217417


.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23217623


Fuck.

Get a sheep up ya.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23217623


5a
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Re: AusZealand, Australia creates new country to save face LOL!
i was right then!!

Thread: does australia really exist?
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doomy is gay... that is all.........





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