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God loves you just the way you are.

 
NewAgeMan
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08/10/2012 09:17 PM
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God loves you just the way you are.
A 54-year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"


(You'll love this)

God replied: "I didn't recognize you."


Morale of the story: God loves you just the way you are.

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Re: God loves you just the way you are.
even murderers?
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08/10/2012 09:32 PM
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Re: God loves you just the way you are.
NO HE DOESN'T!!!
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Re: God loves you just the way you are.
even murderers?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21680708


Why not.
Murderers will born again and pay for their crimes.
It's the Lord justice.
Love is the tool that moves the world
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08/11/2012 12:50 PM
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Re: God loves you just the way you are.
He does not love liars about Him.
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Re: God loves you just the way you are.
Actually, God is all good and light and if there is no good in you but only darkness then not only does God not recognize you but to God you don't exist.

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