I'm bored and need more drama in my life. Need suggestions!

Join a theatre group.

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You got problems

bring Awe and Mystery back into your life

Time will fly and even Suspend itself giving you a gateway into other streams of consciousness...pass a hurdle and get a reward

Awe and Mystery leads to Great Peace in your life

suddenly people look at you differently

they sense something about you

adopt some teenagers..GIRLS..that will do it for ya

find my ex-wife, and marry her.

Leave Canada for starters!

You speak from experience?

Dear god.....you can have my drama! Take it ALL!!!! I've had enough!

I've got a couple of ex wives I could introduce you to.

If you have an income of AT LEAST $500k per year, they'll provide all the drama and excitement you could ever imagine in your life.

And yes, they're both tramps and sluts - but in a very classy way and most people would never guess how trashy they could be from just looking at them. Classic "whore in the bedroom" and "a lady in public" routine.

But the maintenance bills are sky high and when they're bored they spend your money! LOTS OF IT! Best thing to do with a woman like that? Keep her well fucked at all times... don't let her get horny for strange stuff. And put a limit on her mastercard and visa. Do not give her a copy of your AMEX. When she gets to a grand or two, the card shuts off!

Quit your job and start over

Classic.

go to the olympics and DON'T SMILE!!!

Knock over a liquor store.

Date women with lots of tatoos.

I am female so enough with the stupid suggestions

Even better for the bar-suggestion

Crystal Meth would sharpen you up real horrorshow.

wow, you're female and need more drama? just wow.

go find more of your species to hang out with, most just ooze drama from every pore and if there's none around they'll do something to create it!

In that case, being a female, you are doubtless already in the eye of a massive category-5 hurricane of non-stop drama. And like most females and eyes-of-hurricanes, it's always calm in the center so you can remain blissfully unaware while you fuck up everything you touch with endless drama.

Get a transvestite roommate. They are fascinating to observe. It's like watching Mutual of Omaha's wild kingdom. I'm not a homosexual but had a tranny roommate for a few months when I was young. He dressed as a woman{and looked just like one} about half the time and did "drag shows" at the local gay bar. For a conservative like me it was the most odd thing I had up til then observed. He was really nice except when drunk and fighting with his boyfriend. It was nothing for me to come home from work and find him wearing a ball gown singing ABBA songs{which he loved} or music from Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals in the living room for the neighbors.

heh heh

live on the fucking streets noob!

call up Obama and ... (you get the idea)

what kind of drama? any clues?

Go fuck a hooker with AIDS, that'll add some drama.

For real drama (the truly terrifying, life altering kind), start seriously researching Fukushima and radioactivity health effects (esp. inhaled or eaten particles, and "furl fleas").

For temporary, nonsense drama, find the biggest liae you know and spend more time around them.

"fuel fleas" not "furl fleas".