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I hate my fucking wife

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/11/2012 05:14 AM
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I hate my fucking wife
She is a bitch. I don't know what to do. She is very good with sex though.
Anonymous Coward
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08/11/2012 05:16 AM
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Re: I hate my fucking wife
you made your bed, now lye in that motherfucker. Most of all, leave everyone else out of it.
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08/11/2012 05:17 AM
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Re: I hate my fucking wife
yes, bitches do great in bed!
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08/11/2012 05:17 AM
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Re: I hate my fucking wife
you made your bed, now lye in that motherfucker. Most of all, leave everyone else out of it.
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OK...
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08/11/2012 05:18 AM
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Re: I hate my fucking wife
Use her ass for good.
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08/11/2012 05:18 AM
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I thought you guys stoned bitches.
Anonymous Coward
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08/11/2012 05:22 AM
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Slap the bitch in the face take her gucci bag and her northface
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and the north face off her back*****
Anonymous Coward
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08/11/2012 05:23 AM
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Re: I hate my fucking wife
She is a bitch. I don't know what to do. She is very good with sex though.
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perhaps you should leave her and turn gay? sideways
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/11/2012 05:23 AM
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I thought you guys stoned bitches.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21652587


Do you know how many atheists, agnostics, christians and people from other religions live in Turkey? This is a secular country and don't try to make fun with it's name because you idiots name it like that, not us.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/11/2012 05:24 AM
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Re: I hate my fucking wife
She is a bitch. I don't know what to do. She is very good with sex though.
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perhaps you should leave her and turn gay? sideways
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I don't think so. I'm not a gay but..... Who knows?
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08/11/2012 05:24 AM
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I thought you guys stoned bitches.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21652587


Do you know how many atheists, agnostics, christians and people from other religions live in Turkey? This is a secular country and don't try to make fun with it's name because you idiots name it like that, not us.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17303109



The demise of Turkey's pork butchers

[link to news.bbc.co.uk]
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08/11/2012 05:25 AM
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Re: I hate my fucking wife
She is a bitch. I don't know what to do. She is very good with sex though.
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Was she this way when you married her?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/11/2012 05:27 AM
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Re: I hate my fucking wife
She is a bitch. I don't know what to do. She is very good with sex though.
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Was she this way when you married her?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21258417


Yes. She was much better 10 years ago. I was better at that time I guess.
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08/11/2012 05:28 AM
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Re: I hate my fucking wife
She is a bitch. I don't know what to do. She is very good with sex though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17303109


Was she this way when you married her?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21258417


Yes. She was much better 10 years ago. I was better at that time I guess.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17303109
Was she a bitch when you married her...not talking about her sex
anonymous coward
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08/11/2012 05:29 AM
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She is a bitch. I don't know what to do. She is very good with sex though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17303109


Was she this way when you married her?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21258417


Yes. She was much better 10 years ago. I was better at that time I guess.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17303109


I hate my husband!

wtf
Baba Cha

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08/11/2012 05:29 AM

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she hates you too
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08/11/2012 05:30 AM
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Re: I hate my fucking wife
She is a bitch. I don't know what to do. She is very good with sex though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17303109


Was she this way when you married her?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21258417


Yes. She was much better 10 years ago. I was better at that time I guess.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17303109
Was she a bitch when you married her...not talking about her sex
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21258417


No, she wasn't. I can see your point of view. It is my fault.
Patrick Bateman

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08/11/2012 05:32 AM
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That sucks. I think she is an amazing woman. I agree about the sex though...
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08/11/2012 05:35 AM
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Was she this way when you married her?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21258417


Yes. She was much better 10 years ago. I was better at that time I guess.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17303109
Was she a bitch when you married her...not talking about her sex
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21258417


No, she wasn't. I can see your point of view. It is my fault.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17303109


My ex sister in law did the same thing....

My brother treated her like a pampered princess....
SHe became a bitch but she is also bipolar disordered
she had been having a 17 year relationship with her boss at work and had a child with him....
My brother divorced her....

Maybe your wife is having an affair as well....
Anonymous Coward
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08/11/2012 05:35 AM
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Re: I hate my fucking wife
Some night when she's ranting her scat, lean in close, gently clutch her neck, and say 'listen up you bitch, you got one last chance to change your bitch attitude or i'm gonna send you to davey jones' locker.'. Then smile, and give her a medium sized slap on her face.

Or you can man up, kick her washed up flabby ass out of your castle and get two 18 year olds to service your member.
Anonymous Coward
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08/11/2012 05:35 AM
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Re: I hate my fucking wife
OP, most marriages become like that.
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08/11/2012 05:42 AM
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Some night when she's ranting her scat, lean in close, gently clutch her neck, and say 'listen up you bitch, you got one last chance to change your bitch attitude or i'm gonna send you to davey jones' locker.'. Then smile, and give her a medium sized slap on her face.

Or you can man up, kick her washed up flabby ass out of your castle and get two 18 year olds to service your member.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21716563


I don't know what davey jones' locker but if I slap on her face, I know that she will kill me. BTW, I don't like teenagers but two 38 years olds will be perfect.
Anonymous Coward
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08/11/2012 05:57 AM
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Re: I hate my fucking wife
She is a bitch. I don't know what to do. She is very good with sex though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17303109


You haven't experienced all the, "joys," that marriage brings quite yet.

Wait until she cuts off the saving grace of sex.

Then you, as so many before you, will know what so many, "marriages," devolve to.

And don't you know, old farts like us rarely tell youngsters what's in store for them.

When I was young the old farts then didn't put it bluntly either.

Guess I'm one of the old fart exceptions to say:

"You haven't seen anything yet."

So stop raking yourself over the coals that it is, "your fault."

Nope. It is hers.

It's very nearly a Universal.

Some exceptions apply, but they are exceptions.

The very thing that attracted you to her will likely be bye bye one day.

feel_good
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/11/2012 06:02 AM
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Re: I hate my fucking wife
She is a bitch. I don't know what to do. She is very good with sex though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17303109


You haven't experienced all the, "joys," that marriage brings quite yet.

Wait until she cuts off the saving grace of sex.

Then you, as so many before you, will know what so many, "marriages," devolve to.

And don't you know, old farts like us rarely tell youngsters what's in store for them.

When I was young the old farts then didn't put it bluntly either.

Guess I'm one of the old fart exceptions to say:

"You haven't seen anything yet."

So stop raking yourself over the coals that it is, "your fault."

Nope. It is hers.

It's very nearly a Universal.

Some exceptions apply, but they are exceptions.

The very thing that attracted you to her will likely be bye bye one day.

feel_good
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21684531


I married twice but I can see that I didn't learn anything yet. Marriage is a strange thing. You don't need it but you have to get it.
Anonymous Coward
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08/11/2012 06:10 AM
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Re: I hate my fucking wife
She is a bitch. I don't know what to do. She is very good with sex though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17303109


You haven't experienced all the, "joys," that marriage brings quite yet.

Wait until she cuts off the saving grace of sex.

Then you, as so many before you, will know what so many, "marriages," devolve to.

And don't you know, old farts like us rarely tell youngsters what's in store for them.

When I was young the old farts then didn't put it bluntly either.

Guess I'm one of the old fart exceptions to say:

"You haven't seen anything yet."

So stop raking yourself over the coals that it is, "your fault."

Nope. It is hers.

It's very nearly a Universal.

Some exceptions apply, but they are exceptions.

The very thing that attracted you to her will likely be bye bye one day.

feel_good
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21684531


I married twice but I can see that I didn't learn anything yet. Marriage is a strange thing. You don't need it but you have to get it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17303109


You haven't met the right person yet.

Marriage is "made in heaven" when you are married to the right one...
Anonymous Coward
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08/11/2012 06:12 AM
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Re: I hate my fucking wife
be a man and don't post about your problems on the internet.
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08/11/2012 06:14 AM
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Re: I hate my fucking wife
She is a bitch. I don't know what to do. She is very good with sex though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17303109


You haven't experienced all the, "joys," that marriage brings quite yet.

Wait until she cuts off the saving grace of sex.

Then you, as so many before you, will know what so many, "marriages," devolve to.

And don't you know, old farts like us rarely tell youngsters what's in store for them.

When I was young the old farts then didn't put it bluntly either.

Guess I'm one of the old fart exceptions to say:

"You haven't seen anything yet."

So stop raking yourself over the coals that it is, "your fault."

Nope. It is hers.

It's very nearly a Universal.

Some exceptions apply, but they are exceptions.

The very thing that attracted you to her will likely be bye bye one day.

feel_good
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21684531


I married twice but I can see that I didn't learn anything yet. Marriage is a strange thing. You don't need it but you have to get it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17303109


You haven't met the right person yet.

Marriage is "made in heaven" when you are married to the right one...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21258417


This thread was just a joke. I love my wife and she is the only person I would like to be together in this world. She is so different that I can show this thread to her this evening when she comes home and we will laugh together. Thanks for the replies.
Anonymous Coward
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08/11/2012 06:15 AM
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Re: I hate my fucking wife
She is a bitch. I don't know what to do. She is very good with sex though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17303109


You haven't experienced all the, "joys," that marriage brings quite yet.

Wait until she cuts off the saving grace of sex.

Then you, as so many before you, will know what so many, "marriages," devolve to.

And don't you know, old farts like us rarely tell youngsters what's in store for them.

When I was young the old farts then didn't put it bluntly either.

Guess I'm one of the old fart exceptions to say:

"You haven't seen anything yet."

So stop raking yourself over the coals that it is, "your fault."

Nope. It is hers.

It's very nearly a Universal.

Some exceptions apply, but they are exceptions.

The very thing that attracted you to her will likely be bye bye one day.

feel_good
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21684531


AMEN BROTHER!
Smudgepot McCracken
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08/11/2012 06:18 AM
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Maybe she's just sick of being married to a hairy bastard who smells like goat cheese and has a small wiener?
Anonymous Coward
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08/11/2012 06:18 AM
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This thread was just a joke. I love my wife and she is the only person I would like to be together in this world. She is so different that I can show this thread to her this evening when she comes home and we will laugh together. Thanks for the replies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17303109


Remember what I wrote.

Hopefully, you will be one of the exceptions to that General Rule that never really gets mentioned.

Odds are slim, however.
Anonymous Coward
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08/11/2012 06:19 AM
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Repeated facials while she's sleeping will fix everything.

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