I hate my fucking wife

you made your bed, now lye in that motherfucker. Most of all, leave everyone else out of it.

yes, bitches do great in bed!

OK...

Use her ass for good.

I thought you guys stoned bitches.

and the north face off her back*****

perhaps you should leave her and turn gay?

Do you know how many atheists, agnostics, christians and people from other religions live in Turkey? This is a secular country and don't try to make fun with it's name because you idiots name it like that, not us.

I don't think so. I'm not a gay but..... Who knows?

The demise of Turkey's pork butchers

[link to news.bbc.co.uk]

Was she this way when you married her?

Yes. She was much better 10 years ago. I was better at that time I guess.

Was she a bitch when you married her...not talking about her sex

I hate my husband!

she hates you too

No, she wasn't. I can see your point of view. It is my fault.

That sucks. I think she is an amazing woman. I agree about the sex though...

My ex sister in law did the same thing....

My brother treated her like a pampered princess....
SHe became a bitch but she is also bipolar disordered
she had been having a 17 year relationship with her boss at work and had a child with him....
My brother divorced her....

Maybe your wife is having an affair as well....

Some night when she's ranting her scat, lean in close, gently clutch her neck, and say 'listen up you bitch, you got one last chance to change your bitch attitude or i'm gonna send you to davey jones' locker.'. Then smile, and give her a medium sized slap on her face.

Or you can man up, kick her washed up flabby ass out of your castle and get two 18 year olds to service your member.

OP, most marriages become like that.

I don't know what davey jones' locker but if I slap on her face, I know that she will kill me. BTW, I don't like teenagers but two 38 years olds will be perfect.

You haven't experienced all the, "joys," that marriage brings quite yet.

Wait until she cuts off the saving grace of sex.

Then you, as so many before you, will know what so many, "marriages," devolve to.

And don't you know, old farts like us rarely tell youngsters what's in store for them.

When I was young the old farts then didn't put it bluntly either.

Guess I'm one of the old fart exceptions to say:

"You haven't seen anything yet."

So stop raking yourself over the coals that it is, "your fault."

Nope. It is hers.

It's very nearly a Universal.

Some exceptions apply, but they are exceptions.

The very thing that attracted you to her will likely be bye bye one day.

I married twice but I can see that I didn't learn anything yet. Marriage is a strange thing. You don't need it but you have to get it.

You haven't met the right person yet.

Marriage is "made in heaven" when you are married to the right one...

be a man and don't post about your problems on the internet.

This thread was just a joke. I love my wife and she is the only person I would like to be together in this world. She is so different that I can show this thread to her this evening when she comes home and we will laugh together. Thanks for the replies.

AMEN BROTHER!

Maybe she's just sick of being married to a hairy bastard who smells like goat cheese and has a small wiener?

Remember what I wrote.

Hopefully, you will be one of the exceptions to that General Rule that never really gets mentioned.

Odds are slim, however.

Repeated facials while she's sleeping will fix everything.