and not to brag, but i must be a freak of nature. i'm super strong for my size at 205 pounds and I'm fast as lightning.

on my HS baseball team the coach had the 100m track star leading off. he was the best in our state but he was a premadonna taking for ever to stretch and warm up.

one day i'm like, 'i'm faster than you'. the dude got in a hissy fit for me saying that so I challenged him to a race and smoked his ass.

i've also raced several black guys and never lost once. one time i was pulling into my apartment complex and this black dude was warming up to race me as i was pulling in because he heard i was fast, no joke! i smoked his ass too.

fyi, i'm mostly german with a touch of irish,

i've only run into maybe 1 or too dudes playing soccer and indoor soccer who could keep up with me.