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France is preparing to evacuate it's citizens from Israel
A few dozen Frenchmen and women have been designated as planners for an evacuation, which would use smaller boats to get the citizens to French navy boats docked in Jaffa, near Tel Aviv.

Despite warnings about a conflict from American officials, Israeli officials have made a number of statements about Iran's nuclear program that some believe indicate a military conflict will happen soon. A former Mossad chief, Efraim Halevy, told the New York Times last week, "If I were Iranian, I'd be fearful of the next 12 weeks."


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so typical of the French. Always running away.
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yep.. all the french citizens here got SMS about this
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Im preparing to evacuate my bowels
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A few dozen Frenchmen and women have been designated as planners for an evacuation, which would use smaller boats to get the citizens to French navy boats docked in Jaffa, near Tel Aviv.

Despite warnings about a conflict from American officials, Israeli officials have made a number of statements about Iran's nuclear program that some believe indicate a military conflict will happen soon. A former Mossad chief, Efraim Halevy, told the New York Times last week, "If I were Iranian, I'd be fearful of the next 12 weeks."


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so typical of the French. Always running away.
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This is the sign
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I hope Iranian/Syrian air defenses are ready to down some Zionist planes. Double digits pretty please, pleeeeaaaaase. angry
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Its dual citizens?
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This is the sign
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Lots of tourists in Israel. what are they going to do with the tourists??? It is a logistic nightmare..
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Its dual citizens?
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Yes... Israel has a responsibility to get dual nationals out before putting anyone in danger... So b4 an attack can happen they must allow duals to leave..
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Call it what it is, RETREAT.
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Call it what it is, RETREAT.
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or collateral damage?
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War is looming.
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Re: France is preparing to evacuate it's citizens from Israel
A few dozen Frenchmen and women have been designated as planners for an evacuation, which would use smaller boats to get the citizens to French navy boats docked in Jaffa, near Tel Aviv.

Despite warnings about a conflict from American officials, Israeli officials have made a number of statements about Iran's nuclear program that some believe indicate a military conflict will happen soon. A former Mossad chief, Efraim Halevy, told the New York Times last week, "If I were Iranian, I'd be fearful of the next 12 weeks."


Read more: [link to www.businessinsider.com]

so typical of the French. Always running away.
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OP if you read French you will see that the source article fron "La Tribune" is talking about precautious mesures taking. So your heading is misleading since there is no evacuation annouced.

Peace ! and one more thing, we, the french, we are not cowards. We have saved your revolution once !
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Good riddance to bad rubbish.




French Military History in a Nutshell


Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."

Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.

Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.

Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

The Dutch War: Tied.

War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.

War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.

American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".

French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.

The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.

Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.

War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.
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French Military History in a Nutshell


Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."

American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".


The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

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Bad troll is bad, learn your facts and don't get them from an anti-french website which was created because we had the brains not to go to war in Iraq because of false reasons (WMD? lololololol).

Hundred Years War was lost, yet we recovered all of occupied France. American Revolution, do you know Lafayette? Why would we get like 1/3 of your country territory after it if we didn't win anything there ?
Napoleon ? One of world's greatest general who's from Corsica which is a french territory and lost 1 vs 1.5 without aid from its colonels.
And last but not least, WWI, if you call this a french defeat, you're a big moran.

It's like saying WWII was won thanks to the US when it was Staline's troops that did all the job.


As for the topic, we are a country where we care about our citizens, it's useless to put them in jeopardy because of Israel murder train.
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Re: France is preparing to evacuate it's citizens from Israel
A few dozen Frenchmen and women have been designated as planners for an evacuation, which would use smaller boats to get the citizens to French navy boats docked in Jaffa, near Tel Aviv.

Despite warnings about a conflict from American officials, Israeli officials have made a number of statements about Iran's nuclear program that some believe indicate a military conflict will happen soon. A former Mossad chief, Efraim Halevy, told the New York Times last week, "If I were Iranian, I'd be fearful of the next 12 weeks."


Read more: [link to www.businessinsider.com]

so typical of the French. Always running away.
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BUMP
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As for the topic, we are a country where we care about our citizens, it's useless to put them in jeopardy because of Israel murder train.

I've got a bead on Morocco you useless piece of french shit, and you are next on my list.
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They will wait to make sure Romney will be the next president so just in case they get their asses in a bind the U.S. will be there to help die for them.
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The safest place on earth when the actual shit hits the literal fan is going to be in Israel.
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French Military History in a Nutshell


Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."

American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".


The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

.

Bad troll is bad, learn your facts and don't get them from an anti-french website which was created because we had the brains not to go to war in Iraq because of false reasons (WMD? lololololol).

Hundred Years War was lost, yet we recovered all of occupied France. American Revolution, do you know Lafayette? Why would we get like 1/3 of your country territory after it if we didn't win anything there ?
Napoleon ? One of world's greatest general who's from Corsica which is a french territory and lost 1 vs 1.5 without aid from its colonels.
And last but not least, WWI, if you call this a french defeat, you're a big moran.

It's like saying WWII was won thanks to the US when it was Staline's troops that did all the job.


As for the topic, we are a country where we care about our citizens, it's useless to put them in jeopardy because of Israel murder train.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21660047


those of you that have never lived in france,DONT!
e.g. A big mac burger (not meal) costs $11 USD
france is a rip off cess pit shit hole.
They steal your money too!
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The safest place on earth when the actual shit hits the literal fan is going to be in Israel.

Tru dat.
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As for the topic, we are a country where we care about our citizens, it's useless to put them in jeopardy because of Israel murder train.

I've got a bead on Morocco you useless piece of french shit, and you are next on my list.
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List of people you'll hate on the internet but would beat the crap out of your internet addict fatass ?
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The safest place on earth when the actual shit hits the literal fan is going to be in Israel.

Tru dat.
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LOL. So wrong...

Have you ever looked at a map before?

Israel is a *tiny* country. (About the size of Rhode Island.)

If TSHTF, I'm sure lots of stuff will be thrown at them.

Would not want to be in the middle of that sh*tstorm.
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Northwestern Iran has experienced about a dozen earthquakes today. Most of them ~6.2 or so. Coincidence?
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Good riddance to bad rubbish.




French Military History in a Nutshell


Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."

Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.

Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.

Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

The Dutch War: Tied.

War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.

War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.

American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".

French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.

The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.

Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.

War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.
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You forgot one , the most recent and ongoing , France taken over by Islam .cruise
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Israel is a *tiny* country. (About the size of Rhode Island.)
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Correction: It's about the size of Vancouver Island.
Israel is smaller than New Jersey.
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List of people you'll hate on the internet but would beat the crap out of your internet addict fatass ?

List I'm sending to Dwight about which servers to burn down.

Actually, I'm quite skinny.

*snicker*
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LOL. So wrong...

Have you ever looked at a map before?

Israel is a *tiny* country. (About the size of Rhode Island.)

If TSHTF, I'm sure lots of stuff will be thrown at them.

Would not want to be in the middle of that sh*tstorm.



They have God on their side. That tiny little country has held it's ground (despite being surrounded my enemies) since '48. Read Revelation. God dwells in Jerusalem. You can't defeat God's will.
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I hope Iranian/Syrian air defenses are ready to down some Zionist planes. Double digits pretty please, pleeeeaaaaase. angry
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clappa
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The safest place on earth when the actual shit hits the literal fan is going to be in Israel.
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Not until Yeshua Mashiyach returns.

Modern Israel is a secular anti-Mashiyach Torahless entity.

True Yisrael is scattered ALL over the world. We will be gathered, but ONLY when Mashiyach Ben David returns and brings us back into the land promised to our forefathers.

Shabbat Shalom,

Eliyah Ben Yisrael

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