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dallasdog972  (OP)

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Do you drink good beer, or the cheap shit?? It's much rougher being an alkie when you drink the cheap shit..
 Quoting: Slick Vick


When it comes to beer, i drink cheap. Steel Reserve. 8.1% abv, $1.49 per 24 oz can
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Do you find yourself requiring more alcohol per day? I mean do you always wish you would have bought more to produce the effects you desire?
 Quoting: Kinect


For me the answer is no... We always buy by the case you get a bottle free that way..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490846


Okay, So... Do you ever regret not getting more when you run out?
"The more we do to you, the less you seem to believe we are doing it." - Josef Mengele

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Talk about a fun alchoholic . Lol

I saw a sign once in Texas.. " liquor in the front, poker in the rear"
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Do you find yourself requiring more alcohol per day? I mean do you always wish you would have bought more to produce the effects you desire?
 Quoting: Kinect


For me the answer is no... We always buy by the case you get a bottle free that way..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490846


Okay, So... Do you ever regret not getting more when you run out?
 Quoting: Kinect


We never run out.
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Do you drink good beer, or the cheap shit?? It's much rougher being an alkie when you drink the cheap shit..
 Quoting: Slick Vick


When it comes to beer, i drink cheap. Steel Reserve. 8.1% abv, $1.49 per 24 oz can
 Quoting: dallasdog972




If I'm at a bar, i drink even cheaper. I wait till someone leaves a 1/2 full bottle of beer and the table and scoop it up when they go to the pisser --- if the bar is crowded enough
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Do you find yourself requiring more alcohol per day? I mean do you always wish you would have bought more to produce the effects you desire?
 Quoting: Kinect


For me the answer is no... We always buy by the case you get a bottle free that way..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490846


Okay, So... Do you ever regret not getting more when you run out?
 Quoting: Kinect


The answer is YES. This is especially painfull on Sundays since you cannot buy beer before noon. No alcohol sales on sunday at all cept beer and wine after noon. Many time on Saturday I forgot to stock up and would go down to the kwik-pick store and be standing around for the noon bell with the other drunks
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Do you drink good beer, or the cheap shit?? It's much rougher being an alkie when you drink the cheap shit..
 Quoting: Slick Vick


When it comes to beer, i drink cheap. Steel Reserve. 8.1% abv, $1.49 per 24 oz can
 Quoting: dallasdog972


Bro, this is not a good beverage to drink. I'm telling you the truth. I have drank this beverage and it will kill you quickly. It's cheap & powerful for a reason.

beat_brick
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dallasdog972  (OP)

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Do you drink good beer, or the cheap shit?? It's much rougher being an alkie when you drink the cheap shit..
 Quoting: Slick Vick


When it comes to beer, i drink cheap. Steel Reserve. 8.1% abv, $1.49 per 24 oz can
 Quoting: dallasdog972


Bro, this is not a good beverage to drink. I'm telling you the truth. I have drank this beverage and it will kill you quickly. It's cheap & powerful for a reason.

beat_brick
 Quoting: Kinect



I once heard it was made with rat poison lol
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if you have some COLD COLD BEER in the fridge but you don't drink it, and you leave it in there for over a week, does that mean that you AREN'T an alcoholic?
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if you have some COLD COLD BEER in the fridge but you don't drink it, and you leave it in there for over a week, does that mean that you AREN'T an alcoholic?
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Do you find yourself requiring more alcohol per day? I mean do you always wish you would have bought more to produce the effects you desire?
 Quoting: Kinect


For me the answer is no... We always buy by the case you get a bottle free that way..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490846


Okay, So... Do you ever regret not getting more when you run out?
 Quoting: Kinect


The answer is YES. This is especially painfull on Sundays since you cannot buy beer before noon. No alcohol sales on sunday at all cept beer and wine after noon. Many time on Saturday I forgot to stock up and would go down to the kwik-pick store and be standing around for the noon bell with the other drunks
 Quoting: dallasdog972


The only advice I can give is to stay away from the cheap malt liquor beers. You'd be better off spending $12 a six pack for a renowned brewer, than drinking poison.

Seriously.
"The more we do to you, the less you seem to believe we are doing it." - Josef Mengele

"You can't fix stupid" - Ron White

"Whatever you do in life, leave it better than you found it."
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if you have some COLD COLD BEER in the fridge but you don't drink it, and you leave it in there for over a week, does that mean that you AREN'T an alcoholic?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21754187


[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: dallasdog972


dude you said you would ANSWER!!! what is the ANSWER???
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if you have some COLD COLD BEER in the fridge but you don't drink it, and you leave it in there for over a week, does that mean that you AREN'T an alcoholic?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21754187


[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: dallasdog972


dude you said you would ANSWER!!! what is the ANSWER???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21754187


Are you drinking anything else?
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Are you homeless living on the street?
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Do you drink good beer, or the cheap shit?? It's much rougher being an alkie when you drink the cheap shit..
 Quoting: Slick Vick


When it comes to beer, i drink cheap. Steel Reserve. 8.1% abv, $1.49 per 24 oz can
 Quoting: dallasdog972


Silver or black can?

Have you ever seen camo? 12.1% per can. Hoo yah!!!

I have already passed out once today from drinking cheap whiskey. I'm awake again.

I'm so excited.
,./;'[]=-
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I once heard it was made with rat poison lol
 Quoting: dallasdog972


I would not be surprised at all! It's wicked stuff
for sure... Lol...
"The more we do to you, the less you seem to believe we are doing it." - Josef Mengele

"You can't fix stupid" - Ron White

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dallasdog972  (OP)

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Are you homeless living on the street?
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Not yet.
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Do you drink good beer, or the cheap shit?? It's much rougher being an alkie when you drink the cheap shit..
 Quoting: Slick Vick


When it comes to beer, i drink cheap. Steel Reserve. 8.1% abv, $1.49 per 24 oz can
 Quoting: dallasdog972


Silver or black can?

Have you ever seen camo? 12.1% per can. Hoo yah!!!

I have already passed out once today from drinking cheap whiskey. I'm awake again.

I'm so excited.
 Quoting: institutionalized


Silver. Never seen a "black can" of it for sale in this state.
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Do you drink good beer, or the cheap shit?? It's much rougher being an alkie when you drink the cheap shit..
 Quoting: Slick Vick


When it comes to beer, i drink cheap. Steel Reserve. 8.1% abv, $1.49 per 24 oz can
 Quoting: dallasdog972


Holyyy Shiit! I drink Steel, but ONLY when I'm broke until payday.. When I really need a buzz but can't afford a 6 pack or to go out, I grab a couple "Steelies".. Best bang for the buck, by far.. But also the worst hangovers..

Lately, I've developed a decent friendship with the dudes at the liquor store by my house. If I need cigs or a beer, they let me run a tab..
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I drink a lot. My drunken stupors have given me insight into a lot of topics. I want to share the wealth of knoweldge Alcohol has given me with the GLP population at large.
 Quoting: dallasdog972


Well done. I'm sure your family are really nicely played by your 'drunken stupors'.

You're a hero only in your own schooner glass.
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I drink a lot. My drunken stupors have given me insight into a lot of topics. I want to share the wealth of knoweldge Alcohol has given me with the GLP population at large.
 Quoting: dallasdog972


Well done. I'm sure your family are really nicely played by your 'drunken stupors'.

You're a hero only in your own schooner glass.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


I don't think he's bragging.. I think he's being brutally honest and the humor comes with that naturally. Go have a drink and relax, huh?
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if you have some COLD COLD BEER in the fridge but you don't drink it, and you leave it in there for over a week, does that mean that you AREN'T an alcoholic?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21754187


[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: dallasdog972


dude you said you would ANSWER!!! what is the ANSWER???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21754187


Are you drinking anything else?
 Quoting: dallasdog972


nope
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OP passed the fuck out!!
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OP, as someone who was pounding a pint of vodka in about 45 mins after getting home from work, then blacking out by 8pm nightly for a good few months, please hear me on 2 things

1) im now losing weight so i cannot drink much at all. it does feel good. a little boring but give it a try! not having to go to work hungover is REALLY nice man

2) naked smoothies are good quality -- however they are pasteurized so you do not get any enzymes from them as they are killed off. try to juice or eat some fresh fruit

good luck my friend
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that might be a reason to call in for work. I had a seizure, uncontrollable bladder release is a sign if a seizure as well as the crappy flop I am going to the Dr. for a MRI. I have used this and it works. It turns out I was hypoglycemic. Good luck!
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
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Hey I am in Dallas too... 635 and I35 are jacked up right now..

I suggest do what I do and hope to win the lottery.. gin is my poison and I love it..

I still make it to work and perform my job.. I meet all management goals and then some.. Yes I am a functioning alchoholic and I admit that. I have received many awards from work and got a raise, even a few bonuses a few times a year. Make it work for you but for me I use the "hair of the dog" trick to get me going in the morning.. No headaches... A few hot sweats during the day but oh we'll... At night tho and can drink back the gin and plan the next day..

Alas, I still wait for the lottery.. Lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490846


I have a routine that works for me most of the time. After I'm done drinking in the evening, and right before bed, I chug down 2 bottles of ice cold water. I then wait till I have urinate and try to get a good stream out. This way I don't wake up in the middle of the night having to piss again.

In the morning I drink 3 Fruit smoothies, not the garbage kind, the good kid, that are made of 100% juice. The brand is "Naked" they are expensive but damn good. Then two advil. Try to get dressed and out the door, and hope i remembered to put my pants on (I did forget one time)
 Quoting: dallasdog972

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Lol, lucky that hasn't happened to me,,, no pant... LOL would be nice tho with this heat, I drink alot of water with the gin, we make our own sparkling water.. Then at night I also drink 2-3 glasses of cold water before going to bed. I even have another glass on nightstand. I also try to uniate most I can before going to sleep.. It all helps..Oh, the life of an alchoholic.
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On the other hand, I have different fingers.
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OP passed the fuck out!!
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Nope, I'm up. Was busy masturbating. But it takes a long time to get erect when you're really fucked up.
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OP, as someone who was pounding a pint of vodka in about 45 mins after getting home from work, then blacking out by 8pm nightly for a good few months, please hear me on 2 things

1) im now losing weight so i cannot drink much at all. it does feel good. a little boring but give it a try! not having to go to work hungover is REALLY nice man

2) naked smoothies are good quality -- however they are pasteurized so you do not get any enzymes from them as they are killed off. try to juice or eat some fresh fruit

good luck my friend
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9820899


I'll take your advice on point #2. Thank you.
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dude you said you would ANSWER!!! what is the ANSWER???
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Are you drinking anything else?
 Quoting: dallasdog972


nope
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21754187


I don't think you qualify as an Alcoholic yet. But it is something to strive for. Best of luck.
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I drink a lot. My drunken stupors have given me insight into a lot of topics. I want to share the wealth of knoweldge Alcohol has given me with the GLP population at large.
 Quoting: dallasdog972


Well done. I'm sure your family are really nicely played by your 'drunken stupors'.

You're a hero only in your own schooner glass.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo



Despite the fact that I drink a lot, I am very good to my family. I appreciate the concern. Thank you.
dallasdog





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