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Christians... if you found out your God was really Satan but you had a flawed misconception if him, would you still worship your God?

 
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Christians... if you found out your God was really Satan but you had a flawed misconception if him, would you still worship your God?
Simple question what if you found out that God himself was Satan?

Would you worship your God and creator still?

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I've thought of that before. That would mean the illuminati are the good guys. I have no orientation to which invisible man in the sky/ground either way. But I find it hard to believe stealing from and killing everyone is a trait of righteousness.
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Simple question what if you found out that God himself was Satan?

Would you worship your God and creator still?
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satan is awesome.

no misconception.

now.. do certain people do terrible things, and call themselves "satanists", you bet. but they are disgusting people who have no idea who/what satan truly is. Satan has become twisted by tptb to enslave humanity.

Satan is my best friend.

if jesus saves, so does satan
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Thread: Ownership of the Portal: Brotherhood of Saturn, Chronos, & the Linear Time Trap. Saturn is a device & the Illuminati know. TRUTH is HERE NOW
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Re: Christians... if you found out your God was really Satan but you had a flawed misconception if him, would you still worship your God?
IMO, OP is probably asking this for the following reason...

He knows that the Illuminati jewish people have INFILTRATED and CORRUPTED "christianity" so that the modern form of "christianity" is idolatry and been twisted so that the "god" Christians worship is, in fact, Satan.

The minions of Satan have done this by:

1. intentionally mistranslated and changed the bible, for example by changing the name of the Messiah from Yahushua to "Jesus" (ie, "Ha Zeus")

2. Promoted the false teachings of the false 'apostle' Saul/Paul, who teaches AGAINST keeping the commandments of YHWH (ie, says that we are "under grace").

3. Changed the "Sabbath" from Saturday to Sunday. Sunday is a day honoring the SUN. This is worship of the sun (ie, paganism/Satanism)

etc
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Re: Christians... if you found out your God was really Satan but you had a flawed misconception if him, would you still worship your God?
IMO, OP is probably asking this for the following reason...

He knows that the Illuminati jewish people have INFILTRATED and CORRUPTED "christianity" so that the modern form of "christianity" is idolatry and been twisted so that the "god" Christians worship is, in fact, Satan.

The minions of Satan have done this by:

1. intentionally mistranslated and changed the bible, for example by changing the name of the Messiah from Yahushua to "Jesus" (ie, "Ha Zeus")

2. Promoted the false teachings of the false 'apostle' Saul/Paul, who teaches AGAINST keeping the commandments of YHWH (ie, says that we are "under grace").

3. Changed the "Sabbath" from Saturday to Sunday. Sunday is a day honoring the SUN. This is worship of the sun (ie, paganism/Satanism)

etc
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You would be correct

interesting enough Christians don't even pay attention to what the Fathers name is

Most could not even tell you
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IMO, OP is probably asking this for the following reason...

He knows that the Illuminati jewish people have INFILTRATED and CORRUPTED "christianity" so that the modern form of "christianity" is idolatry and been twisted so that the "god" Christians worship is, in fact, Satan.

The minions of Satan have done this by:

1. intentionally mistranslated and changed the bible, for example by changing the name of the Messiah from Yahushua to "Jesus" (ie, "Ha Zeus")

2. Promoted the false teachings of the false 'apostle' Saul/Paul, who teaches AGAINST keeping the commandments of YHWH (ie, says that we are "under grace").

3. Changed the "Sabbath" from Saturday to Sunday. Sunday is a day honoring the SUN. This is worship of the sun (ie, paganism/Satanism)

etc
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21739637


IMO, OP is probably asking this for the following reason...

He knows that the Illuminati jewish people have INFILTRATED and CORRUPTED "christianity" so that the modern form of "christianity" is idolatry and been twisted so that the "god" Christians worship is, in fact, Satan.

The minions of Satan have done this by:

1. intentionally mistranslated and changed the bible, for example by changing the name of the Messiah from Yahushua to "Jesus" (ie, "Ha Zeus")

2. Promoted the false teachings of the false 'apostle' Saul/Paul, who teaches AGAINST keeping the commandments of YHWH (ie, says that we are "under grace").

3. Changed the "Sabbath" from Saturday to Sunday. Sunday is a day honoring the SUN. This is worship of the sun (ie, paganism/Satanism)

etc
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You would be correct

interesting enough Christians don't even pay attention to what the Fathers name is

Most could not even tell you
 Quoting: Da Pope

So Yahushua is Yahweh's son is that correct?
Enlil=Yahweh=C(h)ronus.
So even if you still consider the sabbath to be Saturnday...are you not in effect still worshipping Saturn/C(h)ronus/Yahweh/Enlil?
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IMO, OP is probably asking this for the following reason...

He knows that the Illuminati jewish people have INFILTRATED and CORRUPTED "christianity" so that the modern form of "christianity" is idolatry and been twisted so that the "god" Christians worship is, in fact, Satan.

The minions of Satan have done this by:

1. intentionally mistranslated and changed the bible, for example by changing the name of the Messiah from Yahushua to "Jesus" (ie, "Ha Zeus")

2. Promoted the false teachings of the false 'apostle' Saul/Paul, who teaches AGAINST keeping the commandments of YHWH (ie, says that we are "under grace").

3. Changed the "Sabbath" from Saturday to Sunday. Sunday is a day honoring the SUN. This is worship of the sun (ie, paganism/Satanism)

etc
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21739637


IMO, OP is probably asking this for the following reason...

He knows that the Illuminati jewish people have INFILTRATED and CORRUPTED "christianity" so that the modern form of "christianity" is idolatry and been twisted so that the "god" Christians worship is, in fact, Satan.

The minions of Satan have done this by:

1. intentionally mistranslated and changed the bible, for example by changing the name of the Messiah from Yahushua to "Jesus" (ie, "Ha Zeus")

2. Promoted the false teachings of the false 'apostle' Saul/Paul, who teaches AGAINST keeping the commandments of YHWH (ie, says that we are "under grace").

3. Changed the "Sabbath" from Saturday to Sunday. Sunday is a day honoring the SUN. This is worship of the sun (ie, paganism/Satanism)

etc
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21739637


You would be correct

interesting enough Christians don't even pay attention to what the Fathers name is

Most could not even tell you
 Quoting: Da Pope

So Yahushua is Yahweh's son is that correct?
Enlil=Yahweh=C(h)ronus.
So even if you still consider the sabbath to be Saturnday...are you not in effect still worshipping Saturn/C(h)ronus/Yahweh/Enlil?
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They are all one being

Illuminati know this very well

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Re: Christians... if you found out your God was really Satan but you had a flawed misconception if him, would you still worship your God?
IMO, OP is probably asking this for the following reason...

He knows that the Illuminati jewish people have INFILTRATED and CORRUPTED "christianity" so that the modern form of "christianity" is idolatry and been twisted so that the "god" Christians worship is, in fact, Satan.

The minions of Satan have done this by:

1. intentionally mistranslated and changed the bible, for example by changing the name of the Messiah from Yahushua to "Jesus" (ie, "Ha Zeus")

2. Promoted the false teachings of the false 'apostle' Saul/Paul, who teaches AGAINST keeping the commandments of YHWH (ie, says that we are "under grace").

3. Changed the "Sabbath" from Saturday to Sunday. Sunday is a day honoring the SUN. This is worship of the sun (ie, paganism/Satanism)

etc
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Factors 1 and 3 are rather irrelevant, and are really only significant to those already possessing occult knowledge.

For the ordinary person, mistranslating and perverting the teachings of christianity so that the teachings run against simple common sense morality and empathy has done MUCH more to turn modern day christians into psychopathic mindless members a blood cult, than simply moving a worship day to the following day.

The modern-day christian believes that war is peace, knowledge is evil, and pride/sloth/avarice/cowardice are righteous traits. All major religions that I'm aware of are in this same boat with christianity, which is why changing a name or a date to this or that doesn't really mean anything. What is important is changing how people feel and behave toward their fellow man.
"There wouldn’t be such a thing as counterfeit gold if there were no real gold somewhere."

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Re: Christians... if you found out your God was really Satan but you had a flawed misconception if him, would you still worship your God?
IMO, OP is probably asking this for the following reason...

He knows that the Illuminati jewish people have INFILTRATED and CORRUPTED "christianity" so that the modern form of "christianity" is idolatry and been twisted so that the "god" Christians worship is, in fact, Satan.

The minions of Satan have done this by:

1. intentionally mistranslated and changed the bible, for example by changing the name of the Messiah from Yahushua to "Jesus" (ie, "Ha Zeus")

2. Promoted the false teachings of the false 'apostle' Saul/Paul, who teaches AGAINST keeping the commandments of YHWH (ie, says that we are "under grace").

3. Changed the "Sabbath" from Saturday to Sunday. Sunday is a day honoring the SUN. This is worship of the sun (ie, paganism/Satanism)

etc
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You would be correct

interesting enough Christians don't even pay attention to what the Fathers name is

Most could not even tell you
 Quoting: Da Pope


only created things are named.
there is no name for the eternal except what the essence of the eternal is.

We are not able to encapsulate the Most High Eternal God, Creator of the Universe in something as simple as a name.

the closest we can get is to title an attribute.
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IMO, OP is probably asking this for the following reason...

He knows that the Illuminati jewish people have INFILTRATED and CORRUPTED "christianity" so that the modern form of "christianity" is idolatry and been twisted so that the "god" Christians worship is, in fact, Satan.

The minions of Satan have done this by:

1. intentionally mistranslated and changed the bible, for example by changing the name of the Messiah from Yahushua to "Jesus" (ie, "Ha Zeus")

2. Promoted the false teachings of the false 'apostle' Saul/Paul, who teaches AGAINST keeping the commandments of YHWH (ie, says that we are "under grace").

3. Changed the "Sabbath" from Saturday to Sunday. Sunday is a day honoring the SUN. This is worship of the sun (ie, paganism/Satanism)

etc
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21739637


IMO, OP is probably asking this for the following reason...

He knows that the Illuminati jewish people have INFILTRATED and CORRUPTED "christianity" so that the modern form of "christianity" is idolatry and been twisted so that the "god" Christians worship is, in fact, Satan.

The minions of Satan have done this by:

1. intentionally mistranslated and changed the bible, for example by changing the name of the Messiah from Yahushua to "Jesus" (ie, "Ha Zeus")

2. Promoted the false teachings of the false 'apostle' Saul/Paul, who teaches AGAINST keeping the commandments of YHWH (ie, says that we are "under grace").

3. Changed the "Sabbath" from Saturday to Sunday. Sunday is a day honoring the SUN. This is worship of the sun (ie, paganism/Satanism)

etc
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21739637


You would be correct

interesting enough Christians don't even pay attention to what the Fathers name is

Most could not even tell you
 Quoting: Da Pope

So Yahushua is Yahweh's son is that correct?
Enlil=Yahweh=C(h)ronus.
So even if you still consider the sabbath to be Saturnday...are you not in effect still worshipping Saturn/C(h)ronus/Yahweh/Enlil?
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They are all one being
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Agreed.

Nannar, Sin, and Allah are all one person, the flesh-and-blood firstborn son of Enlil, thus the link between judaism, christianity, and islam.

So who is Satan?
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Re: Christians... if you found out your God was really Satan but you had a flawed misconception if him, would you still worship your God?
Satan is AllaH

Satan is Jesus

they are just duality of ones own spirit
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IMO, OP is probably asking this for the following reason...

He knows that the Illuminati jewish people have INFILTRATED and CORRUPTED "christianity" so that the modern form of "christianity" is idolatry and been twisted so that the "god" Christians worship is, in fact, Satan.

The minions of Satan have done this by:

1. intentionally mistranslated and changed the bible, for example by changing the name of the Messiah from Yahushua to "Jesus" (ie, "Ha Zeus")

2. Promoted the false teachings of the false 'apostle' Saul/Paul, who teaches AGAINST keeping the commandments of YHWH (ie, says that we are "under grace").

3. Changed the "Sabbath" from Saturday to Sunday. Sunday is a day honoring the SUN. This is worship of the sun (ie, paganism/Satanism)

etc
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21739637


You would be correct

interesting enough Christians don't even pay attention to what the Fathers name is

Most could not even tell you
 Quoting: Da Pope


only created things are named.
there is no name for the eternal except what the essence of the eternal is.

We are not able to encapsulate the Most High Eternal God, Creator of the Universe in something as simple as a name.

the closest we can get is to title an attribute.
 Quoting: Salt


Ahhh...interesting. Thank you for sharing Salt.
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Satan is AllaH

Satan is Jesus

they are just duality of ones own spirit
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Are you sure of that?
It was Enli/Yahweh who created duality by splitting the "universe" was it not?
One could also use that in reference to splitting (instead of combining) the brain hemispheres...wouldn't that be the old divide and conquer method?
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IMO, OP is probably asking this for the following reason...

He knows that the Illuminati jewish people have INFILTRATED and CORRUPTED "christianity" so that the modern form of "christianity" is idolatry and been twisted so that the "god" Christians worship is, in fact, Satan.

The minions of Satan have done this by:

1. intentionally mistranslated and changed the bible, for example by changing the name of the Messiah from Yahushua to "Jesus" (ie, "Ha Zeus")

2. Promoted the false teachings of the false 'apostle' Saul/Paul, who teaches AGAINST keeping the commandments of YHWH (ie, says that we are "under grace").

3. Changed the "Sabbath" from Saturday to Sunday. Sunday is a day honoring the SUN. This is worship of the sun (ie, paganism/Satanism)

etc
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You would be correct

interesting enough Christians don't even pay attention to what the Fathers name is

Most could not even tell you
 Quoting: Da Pope


only created things are named.
there is no name for the eternal except what the essence of the eternal is.

We are not able to encapsulate the Most High Eternal God, Creator of the Universe in something as simple as a name.

the closest we can get is to title an attribute.
 Quoting: Salt


Ahhh...interesting. Thank you for sharing Salt.
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Our creator is a being with a name

I do not worship an invisible being without shape or form but a real one

and then the attributes that come with this spirit with a form
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IMO, OP is probably asking this for the following reason...

He knows that the Illuminati jewish people have INFILTRATED and CORRUPTED "christianity" so that the modern form of "christianity" is idolatry and been twisted so that the "god" Christians worship is, in fact, Satan.

The minions of Satan have done this by:

1. intentionally mistranslated and changed the bible, for example by changing the name of the Messiah from Yahushua to "Jesus" (ie, "Ha Zeus")

2. Promoted the false teachings of the false 'apostle' Saul/Paul, who teaches AGAINST keeping the commandments of YHWH (ie, says that we are "under grace").

3. Changed the "Sabbath" from Saturday to Sunday. Sunday is a day honoring the SUN. This is worship of the sun (ie, paganism/Satanism)

etc
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yet another who claims Jesus= Zeus, LOL, guesd ill have t0 school someone again!

ok dude listen up:
Jesus is the Greek translation from Yahasuah right?
ok so if Jesus was Greek ( the name Iesous) and Zeus was a Greek god, dont you think there would be some mention of one named Iesous in Greek mythology?
dont you think their names would look simular IN GREEK?
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You would be correct

interesting enough Christians don't even pay attention to what the Fathers name is

Most could not even tell you
 Quoting: Da Pope


only created things are named.
there is no name for the eternal except what the essence of the eternal is.

We are not able to encapsulate the Most High Eternal God, Creator of the Universe in something as simple as a name.

the closest we can get is to title an attribute.
 Quoting: Salt


Ahhh...interesting. Thank you for sharing Salt.
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Our creator is a being with a name

I do not worship an invisible being without shape or form but a real one

and then the attributes that come with this spirit with a form
 Quoting: Da Pope


Thread: Higgs Boson "god particle" already described in the Secrets of Enoch ?

Chapter 22

In the tenth heaven the archangel Michael led Enoch to before the Lord’s face

1 On the tenth heaven, which is called Aravoth [Father of creation], I saw the appearance of the Lord’s face, like iron made to glow in fire, and brought out, emitting sparks, and it burns.

2Thus in a moment of eternity I saw the Lord’s face, but the Lord’s face is ineffable, marvelous and very awful, and very, very terrible.

3And who am I to tell of the Lord’s unspeakable being, and of his very wonderful face? And I cannot tell the quantity of his many instructions, and various voices, the Lord's throne is very great and not made with hands, nor the quantity of those standing round him, troops of cherubim and seraphim, nor their incessant singing, nor his immutable beauty, and who shall tell of the ineffable greatness of his glory.

4And I fell prone and bowed down to the Lord, and the Lord with his lips said to me:

5Have courage, Enoch, do not fear, arise and stand before my face into eternity.

6And the archistratege (5) Michael lifted me up, and led me to before the Lord’s face.

(5) Archistratege. Or, "the commander of the armies of the nations, named Michael."

7And the Lord said to his servants tempting them: Let Enoch stand before my face into eternity, and the glorious ones bowed down to the Lord, and said: Let Enoch go according to Your word.

8And the Lord said to Michael: Go and take Enoch from out of his earthly garments, and anoint him with my sweet ointment, and put him into the garments of My glory. [physical body had to be changed into angelic body to be in the presence of God... interesting]

9And Michael did thus, as the Lord told him. He anointed me, and dressed me, and the appearance of that ointment is more than the great light, and his ointment is like sweet dew, and its smell mild, shining like the sun’s ray, and I looked at myself, and I was like one of his glorious ones (6).
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Re: Christians... if you found out your God was really Satan but you had a flawed misconception if him, would you still worship your God?
What if pigs could fly?
What if a platypus could do the hokey pokey?
What if Yoko Ono used John Lennon's corpse to create another crazy piece of "art"?
What if monkeys flew out of your butt?
What if 50 butt-naked muslims sold girl scout cookies door to door, and demanded monopoly money as payment?

Do you see how fucking stupid those sound? Well, they're no more stupid than this thread. Go find something useful to do, like dissecting hand grenades.
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What if pigs could fly?
What if a platypus could do the hokey pokey?
What if Yoko Ono used John Lennon's corpse to create another crazy piece of "art"?
What if monkeys flew out of your butt?
What if 50 butt-naked muslims sold girl scout cookies door to door, and demanded monopoly money as payment?

Do you see how fucking stupid those sound? Well, they're no more stupid than this thread. Go find something useful to do, like dissecting hand grenades.
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the architect of your own ego has built a large house.










humble yourself.
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Re: Christians... if you found out your God was really Satan but you had a flawed misconception if him, would you still worship your God?
What if pigs could fly?
What if a platypus could do the hokey pokey?
What if Yoko Ono used John Lennon's corpse to create another crazy piece of "art"?
What if monkeys flew out of your butt?
What if 50 butt-naked muslims sold girl scout cookies door to door, and demanded monopoly money as payment?

Do you see how fucking stupid those sound? Well, they're no more stupid than this thread. Go find something useful to do, like dissecting hand grenades.
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I'm sure some place in the cosmos all those things are possibletounge
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What if pigs could fly?
What if a platypus could do the hokey pokey?
What if Yoko Ono used John Lennon's corpse to create another crazy piece of "art"?
What if monkeys flew out of your butt?
What if 50 butt-naked muslims sold girl scout cookies door to door, and demanded monopoly money as payment?

Do you see how fucking stupid those sound? Well, they're no more stupid than this thread. Go find something useful to do, like dissecting hand grenades.
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the architect of your own ego has built a large house.










humble yourself.
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sup Salt, you graduate yet?
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What if pigs could fly?
What if a platypus could do the hokey pokey?
What if Yoko Ono used John Lennon's corpse to create another crazy piece of "art"?
What if monkeys flew out of your butt?
What if 50 butt-naked muslims sold girl scout cookies door to door, and demanded monopoly money as payment?

Do you see how fucking stupid those sound? Well, they're no more stupid than this thread. Go find something useful to do, like dissecting hand grenades.
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the architect of your own ego has built a large house.










humble yourself.
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sup Salt, you graduate yet?
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nope. got three more years to go until that doctorate is mine.
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What if pigs could fly?
What if a platypus could do the hokey pokey?
What if Yoko Ono used John Lennon's corpse to create another crazy piece of "art"?
What if monkeys flew out of your butt?
What if 50 butt-naked muslims sold girl scout cookies door to door, and demanded monopoly money as payment?

Do you see how fucking stupid those sound? Well, they're no more stupid than this thread. Go find something useful to do, like dissecting hand grenades.
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the architect of your own ego has built a large house.










humble yourself.
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sup Salt, you graduate yet?
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nope. got three more years to go until that doctorate is mine.
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LOL, i went n got myself ordained online.
not quite the same as a doctorate though.
i could apply for the Doctor of Divinity cert though LOL.
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Re: Christians... if you found out your God was really Satan but you had a flawed misconception if him, would you still worship your God?
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humble yourself.
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sup Salt, you graduate yet?
 Quoting: Krime 15335079


nope. got three more years to go until that doctorate is mine.
 Quoting: Salt


LOL, i went n got myself ordained online.
not quite the same as a doctorate though.
i could apply for the Doctor of Divinity cert though LOL.
 Quoting: Krime 15335079


hmmm, scary.
i have no interest in being ordained by a "school" that advertises on matchbook covers.
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sup Salt, you graduate yet?
 Quoting: Krime 15335079


nope. got three more years to go until that doctorate is mine.
 Quoting: Salt


LOL, i went n got myself ordained online.
not quite the same as a doctorate though.
i could apply for the Doctor of Divinity cert though LOL.
 Quoting: Krime 15335079


hmmm, scary.
i have no interest in being ordained by a "school" that advertises on matchbook covers.
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LOL, i hear what you're sayen, but its no matchbook. they do offer seminary courses as well, but i did it just to do it really. maybe marry some friends n such, but i think ill sit back on that whole "starten a church" thing, although it would be fun to start my (under God of course) own sect of Christianity.

i went to UCLseminary.
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Re: Christians... if you found out your God was really Satan but you had a flawed misconception if him, would you still worship your God?
So...no one answered my original question
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Re: Christians... if you found out your God was really Satan but you had a flawed misconception if him, would you still worship your God?
So...no one answered my original question
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i would do what i believe, and i feel in my heart was right.

i know its hypothetical, but its a tough one to answer when one knows its never gonna happen that way.
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So...no one answered my original question
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If Osama Bin Ladin rose from the dead and send a 1 billion ton asteroid made of pure gold at the Pacific Ocean, would you invest or sell California oceanside property?
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Re: Christians... if you found out your God was really Satan but you had a flawed misconception if him, would you still worship your God?
So...no one answered my original question
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i would do what i believe, and i feel in my heart was right.

i know its hypothetical, but its a tough one to answer when one knows its never gonna happen that way.
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I'm not talking hypothetical I talking about if you found out if Satan was actually God would you worship God still?