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Romney ad: "Obama killed my wife, knocked up daughter, dog"

 
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08/12/2012 12:19 PM
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Romney ad: "Obama killed my wife, knocked up daughter, dog"
When President Obama executed the moratorium on offshore drilling, I lost my job and my healthcare. We were grateful for the food stamps, but soon my wife grew ill from a bag of BBQ pork rinds she bought on her way back from the welfare office. We knew that Obama would come through for us thanks to the Affordable Care Act, so we just waited for the cure or check to come in the mail. It never did, and a few months later, my wife passed away.

Without a maternal role model in her life, my daughter hooked up with an Occupy Wall Street guy named, "Bong," who I never really liked. Soon, she became pregnant. As a loyal liberal, I immediately put her in the Prius to take her to Planned Parenthood.

I must have been distracted by all that was going on, because I didn't look as I backed out of the driveway, until I heard a, "Yelp!" When I got out, I saw our family dog, Hope, squished under my back tire.

I voted for Obama in 2008 - three times under different names. But now I don't think Obama really cares. I haven't seen any remorse for what he did to my family, except for maybe that moment of pensive contemplation on the 18th hole. He hasn't answered any of my letters.

I only have one question for my President: Why?

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08/12/2012 12:21 PM
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Re: Romney ad: "Obama killed my wife, knocked up daughter, dog"
1rof11rof1
Shoulda followed the signs but didn't
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08/13/2012 05:12 PM

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lolatu I needed a laugh
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08/13/2012 05:16 PM
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Re: Romney ad: "Obama killed my wife, knocked up daughter, dog"
Barrak Hussein Obama is a Kenyan Marxist riding dirty on us with tainted pork rinds.

chuckle
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08/13/2012 05:24 PM
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Re: Romney ad: "Obama killed my wife, knocked up daughter, dog"
obama and his bankster buddies stole my house
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08/17/2012 09:35 AM
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Re: Romney ad: "Obama killed my wife, knocked up daughter, dog"
Mutts for Mitt all agree …
Better in the crate than on the plate.

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