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Tell Us Your Best Pick-up Line!

 
Gettum
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08/12/2012 07:09 PM
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Tell Us Your Best Pick-up Line!
There are a lot of pick-up lines and tricks to get someone, what is the best!!!
Anonymous Coward
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08/12/2012 07:35 PM
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Re: Tell Us Your Best Pick-up Line!
So, you wanna fuck?
StinkerBell

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08/12/2012 07:41 PM
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Re: Tell Us Your Best Pick-up Line!
So, you wanna fuck?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20239359

. . . sure if you really think both of us can fit under your rock . . .
If your delivery sucks, it doesn't matter how right you are.
Anonymous Coward
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08/12/2012 07:41 PM
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Re: Tell Us Your Best Pick-up Line!
Are you married, ingaged, going steady or all of the above?
Anonymous Coward
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08/12/2012 07:42 PM
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Re: Tell Us Your Best Pick-up Line!
do you fuck on first dates?
Anonymous Coward
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08/12/2012 07:42 PM
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Re: Tell Us Your Best Pick-up Line!
how YOU doin'?
Anonymous Coward
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08/12/2012 07:43 PM
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Re: Tell Us Your Best Pick-up Line!
My dick is bigger than yours
T Ceti H.C. Radnarg

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08/12/2012 07:50 PM
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i sell sex toys and will give you a free demo on their effectiveness and also give you a special discount for volunteering..put that on a card and hand it to a drunk woman at a bar...
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
INK3

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08/12/2012 07:54 PM
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Re: Tell Us Your Best Pick-up Line!
I don't have a pickup line, but when I worked at a university, I actually heard a very cute guy pick up a cute girl with this line:

Guy:"Did it hurt?"

Girl: "Huh?"

Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? 'cause I'm looking at an angel".

I cracked up, but they did become a couple :)
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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INK3

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08/12/2012 07:55 PM
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how YOU doin'?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21788292


LOL! A Jersey guy pickup line if I ever heard one.
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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Anonymous Coward
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08/12/2012 08:15 PM
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Re: Tell Us Your Best Pick-up Line!
How about a pizza and a screw?

What you don't like pizza?
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08/12/2012 08:15 PM
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So, you wanna fuck?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20239359

. . . sure if you really think both of us can fit under your rock . . .
 Quoting: StinkerBell


We don't have to go back to my place, my trucks in the parking lot.....
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/12/2012 10:18 PM
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There are a lot of pick-up lines and tricks to get someone, what is the best!!!
 Quoting: Gettum 20242703
willrocks

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08/12/2012 10:22 PM
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You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Anonymous Coward
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08/12/2012 10:51 PM
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Re: Tell Us Your Best Pick-up Line!
grab her ass, and ask "is this seat taken?"

pigchef
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08/13/2012 01:06 PM
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Re: Tell Us Your Best Pick-up Line!
grab her ass, and ask "is this seat taken?"

pigchef
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wtf
A t H e | s T ?/?

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08/13/2012 01:07 PM
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Re: Tell Us Your Best Pick-up Line!
Does your husband/boyfriend still treat you like shit?
Anonymous Coward
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08/13/2012 01:15 PM
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Is that shirt/sweater felt??? Would you like it to be?
Anonymous Coward
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08/13/2012 01:33 PM
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Re: Tell Us Your Best Pick-up Line!
Did you just fart?
hapless moran

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08/13/2012 01:35 PM

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You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
 Quoting: willrocks


^^^^this^^^^
free your inner baboon.
Anonymous Coward
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08/13/2012 01:36 PM
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Re: Tell Us Your Best Pick-up Line!
N*gga please
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08/13/2012 01:37 PM
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Excuse me. Does this rag smell like Chloroform?
login name
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08/13/2012 01:59 PM
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Re: Tell Us Your Best Pick-up Line!
Hi there do you think assworship could be a real religion?
Anonymous Coward
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08/13/2012 02:15 PM
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Hold my drink, I'm going for a shit
Anonymous Coward
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08/13/2012 02:32 PM
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get me a drink.
Anonymous Coward
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08/13/2012 02:33 PM
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Allo' darlin fancy a shag?
Anonymous Coward
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08/13/2012 02:34 PM
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Get your gums around my plums and say Guallaloumpa.
Anonymous Coward
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08/13/2012 02:35 PM
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Drop'em blossom your mother did.
MontanaDean
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08/13/2012 02:36 PM
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(In Borat style accent)

LOOK at me! I am NO LONGER infected!
Anonymous Coward
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08/13/2012 02:36 PM
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Hello <included smile>
Face Palmer
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08/13/2012 02:36 PM

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Re: Tell Us Your Best Pick-up Line!
I don't have a pickup line, but when I worked at a university, I actually heard a very cute guy pick up a cute girl with this line:

Guy:"Did it hurt?"

Girl: "Huh?"

Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? 'cause I'm looking at an angel".

I cracked up, but they did become a couple :)
 Quoting: INK3


I guess Jesus was born after this line was invented.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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