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Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...

 
Only Me
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Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
I just moved into this apartment a couple months ago (left my boyfriend) and I have a dirty old creepy man upstairs who hangs out on his porch and is constantly invading my personal space. Always inviting me up and when I don't come up he comes down and hovers too close. Constantly offering advice I don't need and always always trying to lean in and kiss me with his whiskey breath. I have been firm and told him nothing will happen with us but still he tries. It's gross. And annoying. I have caught him watching me while I'm out walking my dog. He is just creepy.
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
I just moved into this apartment a couple months ago (left my boyfriend) and I have a dirty old creepy man upstairs who hangs out on his porch and is constantly invading my personal space. Always inviting me up and when I don't come up he comes down and hovers too close. Constantly offering advice I don't need and always always trying to lean in and kiss me with his whiskey breath. I have been firm and told him nothing will happen with us but still he tries. It's gross. And annoying. I have caught him watching me while I'm out walking my dog. He is just creepy.
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Leave some rotting fish hidden.

He will move away.
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08/13/2012 10:41 AM

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Yikes! Do not let him inside your apartment ever!

And does he follow you from room to room from upstiars? In other words, if you go in the kitchen, you can hear HIM go in the same space just above you?

That can be totally creepy.
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08/13/2012 10:43 AM
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
The only reason why you made this thread is because you are flattered that someone is paying attention to you.

You are an attention whore. That is all.
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
You just described my entire life...
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08/13/2012 10:46 AM
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Stalking laws are pretty tough nationwide now I think. I'd look into what could be done about it. No person should have to tolerate crap like that.
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You need to bring in a "scary guy" as a brother/relative to have a talk with creepy man. He should not threaten or cross any lines, just have him let CM know that you are under his protection. Creepy older men understand this, they will not respect a single woman.

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Yikes! Do not let him inside your apartment ever!

And does he follow you from room to room from upstiars? In other words, if you go in the kitchen, you can hear HIM go in the same space just above you?

That can be totally creepy.
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chuckle

That occurs with the stomping Indian woman above me.

I wonder if she has infrared sensors.


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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
difficult one.. maybe time to get a new boyfriend? or a bodyguard?

get a male friend to stay over..?
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08/13/2012 10:48 AM

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LOL, you just can't catch a break can you dear?


I'd say tell him you're Lesbian but he might like that...


Pepper spray?
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
but i think your more than capable of dealing with the situation yourself, enjoy the attention and just want to brag about it here... am i right op? if so shame on you :P
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
I just moved into this apartment a couple months ago (left my boyfriend) and I have a dirty old creepy man upstairs who hangs out on his porch and is constantly invading my personal space. Always inviting me up and when I don't come up he comes down and hovers too close. Constantly offering advice I don't need and always always trying to lean in and kiss me with his whiskey breath. I have been firm and told him nothing will happen with us but still he tries. It's gross. And annoying. I have caught him watching me while I'm out walking my dog. He is just creepy.
 Quoting: Only Me


Well, stop smiling at him.

Being nice is not always the best choice.

Tough up on him. Give him really bitter answers and tell him to back off.

If that doesn't work, get a couple of big friends, and as soon as you see him, just point at the guy and wisper at your friends.

The creepy dude's mind will create enough paranoya to solve that issue by itself. :)
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08/13/2012 10:51 AM
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It's just Chuck. Your only options are to ignore him or bust a cap in his ass.

Personally, I choose the latter.
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
I just moved into this apartment a couple months ago (left my boyfriend) and I have a dirty old creepy man upstairs who hangs out on his porch and is constantly invading my personal space. Always inviting me up and when I don't come up he comes down and hovers too close. Constantly offering advice I don't need and always always trying to lean in and kiss me with his whiskey breath. I have been firm and told him nothing will happen with us but still he tries. It's gross. And annoying. I have caught him watching me while I'm out walking my dog. He is just creepy.
 Quoting: Only Me


That is awful! I would stop communicating with him completely, do not even smile at him. Be cold and rude if you have to.

Is this an apartment complex that maybe you can move to one of the other apartments in the complex that is farther away from this old perv?
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
show him your dick...that should do it
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
Get a gun, and show it to him.
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08/13/2012 10:53 AM
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
Get the fk outta there ! LOL .. nah but on a serious note.. id say call the police but .. meh.. it might only anger the weirdo.
2Son
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
Drop Kick to the Face.
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
I was pretty firm with him last night.
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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08/13/2012 10:57 AM
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
id keep some pepper spray handy, this guy seems like he is capable of doing something very bad.

tell him straight up how it is, and that you dont wanna be forced to get a restraining order on him, so he will have to move away, that should set him straight

but do what you feel is right, im getting a bad vibe on this fella
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
Get the fk outta there ! LOL .. nah but on a serious note.. id say call the police but .. meh.. it might only anger the weirdo.
 Quoting: 2Son


call the police? she moved into his personal space!
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
I was pretty firm with him last night.
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now you done it!

theres no resolution, you are the newcomer, the rules are already in place.. either push out the old or get used to it.
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08/13/2012 11:03 AM

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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
I was pretty firm with him last night.
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I bet he was firm too ;)
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
I was pretty firm with him last night.
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Not firm enough


Don’t play around with this….. tell him you will get a restraining order the next time he talks to you. Also “always” have some pepper spray handy
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
Fire off a shot to the leg with a pistol, and tell him to leave you alone. That usually works.
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
you have a right to MOVE
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
LOL, you just can't catch a break can you dear?


I'd say tell him you're Lesbian but he might like that...


Pepper spray?
 Quoting: BRIEF


LOL, "Tell him you are a lesbian...

Eh, nevermind that will take too much time and effort, get a taser and pepper spray" lol
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08/13/2012 11:07 AM
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
Tell him to fuck off and kick him in the balls ffs
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
Tell him to fuck off. If he's still persistent talk to your land lord. IF that still does not work get a restraining order, the fact that he's tried to kiss you should be enough. Also since you are a woman, get a gun or some mace/tazer.
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Re: Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...
You need a 1969 luger with a silencer and an L type lug wrench for your car. That's how I deal with Chuck, that worthless fuck.

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