Tips on how to deal with creepy man upstairs...

I hear bath salts is the new wonder drug

Last Edited by waterman on 08/13/2012 12:14 PM

+1 to that.

I just realized that some of the shit that happens to me makes me sound like ttown.

God help me. At least I have a job and pay my own bills though.

Nah, it wasn't ALL CAPS!

Edit: And I haven't been banned from this thread yet.

Last Edited by Psych on 08/13/2012 12:30 PM

LOL I actually heard of people getting out of sticky situations, like someone following them, by breaking out in full crazy mode, jumping around like a monkey and making weird noises with spittle coming down their chins. The almost-attackers backed away and left.

Haha that's true. Thanks for making me feel better :)

Welp if he attacks me I'll try that.

Right after I punch him in the throat

creepy old man creepy old man
can you come down here and give me a hand

grilled cheese, tomato soup
cartoon channel, betty boob

fall down fall down on a broken toy
twist your neck twist your neck oh what a joy

creepy old man sittin in a wheel chair
creepy old man now I really don't care

creepy old man show me a smile
creepy old man I'll be back in a while

Next time he gets close and is all whisked up
Have a hammer handy and slam it right into his balls
Or have one of your Brothers if you have one put him in check
Next he will try and offer you money...Put a golf ball in his gas tank. He will start his car and drive for a bit then it will stop..the ball will float up to the top and then he will try again and stop all over again. .He will start and stop
It will not hurt his car. He will have less time trying to be a sick and twist old fart with you..You can also take Limburger cheese and smear it on his car manifold
He will smell his car up bad and spend time trying to get the stink out..you can also let some eggs go bad in the heat break them under his seat of house and it will reek for months
Turn the tables on him..It might get to the point he will try and rape you..Get into his house and pour liquid heat on his cloths.. It will dry and when he starts to sweat it will burn like hell. Put in on his Sundays and he will be to swollen to ever think of sex for weeks. Put a board down with small mails under a mat on your doorstep..He will walk on them and then all is well for a while.
You can give him a drink of water mixed with eye drops
He will shit for days after word..
If not then just accept that you will be in the perverts sites with no let up.
You have got to hit back and hard

That's creepy.

Is the creepy old man the landlord?

If not, talk to the landlord and tell
them the other tenant is annoying you!

Do you have a mutual hallway or anything? ...
If so, be careful!

Stay Safe!

I get a bad feeling about him too. He just feels.wrong.

Didn't helen keller say that first

Offer him a beer every time you see him and pour Visine in it. He will

You're NOT helping.

The vibe your giving him isn't working. Got to try a new vibe and avoid him if all possible. Do not be friendly at all not once or he will think he can close talk you. I had a neighbor once who would knock on the door practically every night at 2 in the morning. One time one of our roommates let him in because we were having a party and he wouldn't leave. Luckily one of our big guy friends threw him out. Always have some sort of protection on you at all times, esp since you said he drinks whiskey.

Get a new bf or a guy friend to come over and scare him.

My gf when I first met her had the exact same situation. I ended it quickly simply by letting him know that I was keeping an eye on him and for him to keep his distance.

And that was the end of it

The guy was extremely creepy even looking in her car.

If you really want it to end then I'm sure you will find a way

you can move in with me, I wont be creepy at all.

creepy guys brother

lol just give the man what he wants and he will go away

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you've brought this on yourself, one way or another.

So here's a thought -- instead of treating your neighbour like crap and ragging about him behind his back on an internet forum, ask him out for a coffee (out, not at your apartment). After you've made a bit of chit-chat, let him know that while his attentions might be appreciated by other women, they make you very, very uncomfortable and you'd appreciate if he stopped. Just be honest with him, but treat him exactly as you'd like to be treated if the situation were reversed (who knows -- you might turn into a drunk ugly old cougar some day, perving on a college boy). He'll probably be very embarrassed and leave the cafe shortly after you tell him this, and you'll likely not see much of him after that.

It's no guarantee, but it's better than being rude and mean to him, or being afraid. The secret is in treating him like a human, not like a letcher. Somewhere under that whiskey breath, there is still a human who just needs to feel wanted and respected, like all of us.

Again -- you've brought this on yourself by your own actions, so don't present him as being the problem. The sooner you have that coffee chat, the better.

Good luck to you, and be nicer to people. What goes around, comes around, with perfect precision and timing.

How did she bring this on herself?
By being nice to him at first?

can someone say anger management classes

You mean, this is a kind of karma coming back on her?

She doesn't have to.

I bet this is some psycho chick and her 'dog' claiming that 'the dirty old man upstairs' is 'thinking' about her too much.

Yeah sure he is.

What's creepy is how everyone jumps right in, following some psycho chick, without EVEN AN INTEREST in getting HIS side of the story.

"Dog Raiders" I'll bet