I just moved into this apartment a couple months ago (left my boyfriend) and I have a dirty old creepy man upstairs who hangs out on his porch and is constantly invading my personal space. Always inviting me up and when I don't come up he comes down and hovers too close. Constantly offering advice I don't need and always always trying to lean in and kiss me with his whiskey breath. I have been firm and told him nothing will happen with us but still he tries. It's gross. And annoying. I have caught him watching me while I'm out walking my dog. He is just creepy.
Quoting: Only Me Next time he gets close and is all whisked up
Have a hammer handy and slam it right into his balls
Or have one of your Brothers if you have one put him in check
Next he will try and offer you money...Put a golf ball in his gas tank. He will start his car and drive for a bit then it will stop..the ball will float up to the top and then he will try again and stop all over again. .He will start and stop
It will not hurt his car. He will have less time trying to be a sick and twist old fart with you..You can also take Limburger cheese and smear it on his car manifold
He will smell his car up bad and spend time trying to get the stink out..you can also let some eggs go bad in the heat break them under his seat of house and it will reek for months
Turn the tables on him..It might get to the point he will try and rape you..Get into his house and pour liquid heat on his cloths.. It will dry and when he starts to sweat it will burn like hell. Put in on his Sundays and he will be to swollen to ever think of sex for weeks. Put a board down with small mails under a mat on your doorstep..He will walk on them and then all is well for a while.
You can give him a drink of water mixed with eye drops
He will shit for days after word..
If not then just accept that you will be in the perverts sites with no let up.
You have got to hit back and hard
