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Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars

 
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It could be one of the two orbiting satellites we have going around Mars.

The satellites collaborate with the mars rover.
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but one of them seems to fly straight up the screen, admitedly it could be orbiting and passing toward camera. then another (or same object) is seen flying across left to right and parallel with the horizon. so it would have to be a shot showing BOTH orbiting satelittes passing within seconds of eachother. odds on that seem small?
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
There is also evidence that NASA "edited" the photos to make the planet "redder" than it really is. The "mountains" on mars are actually has green spots. Grass? Weed? hmm
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I one starred this thread because of this comment /\
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It's Obama's birth certificate!!!
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There is also evidence that NASA "edited" the photos to make the planet "redder" than it really is. The "mountains" on mars are actually has green spots. Grass? Weed? hmm
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Umm yeah.. because they weren't colored photos and they color them in. Now there is a camera that captures the color.

A bunch of fools out there take the pictures and change saturation levels and toy with the images trying to claim "ohhhh, here is the original!". Don't fall for it. Some people just need something crazy to believe in.
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It's Obama's birth certificate!!!
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+1
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
Can someone enlighten me on why the Curiosity rover would need a four day software update? I mean why wouldn't it have been sent with everything it needed from the start. Has technology advanced that much since they launched it? I guess I've never really paid attention, but I don't recall other rovers and satellites requiring an update so soon. Just trying to wrap my mind around this one.
 Quoting: curious curiosity 18712859


First off, when they sent it there is was only sent with limited software, and because it takes a long time to get there they need to update it to current date..

that's all and because it is so far away it takes time, they send an update wait for it to get there then they send test to see if it made it then they have to wait for the rover to send back the confirmations.
So in short they have to do this with every single 1..

that's why it takes so long..
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
It's a sundog.

But not my sundog.

Has anyone seen my sundog?
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
Can someone enlighten me on why the Curiosity rover would need a four day software update? I mean why wouldn't it have been sent with everything it needed from the start. Has technology advanced that much since they launched it? I guess I've never really paid attention, but I don't recall other rovers and satellites requiring an update so soon. Just trying to wrap my mind around this one.
 Quoting: curious curiosity 18712859


First off, when they sent it there is was only sent with limited software, and because it takes a long time to get there they need to update it to current date..

that's all and because it is so far away it takes time, they send an update wait for it to get there then they send test to see if it made it then they have to wait for the rover to send back the confirmations.
So in short they have to do this with every single 1..

that's why it takes so long..
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So it's like upgrading from windows 95 to windows 98. Why not just send it up there with windows 98 to begin with?
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Can someone enlighten me on why the Curiosity rover would need a four day software update? I mean why wouldn't it have been sent with everything it needed from the start. Has technology advanced that much since they launched it? I guess I've never really paid attention, but I don't recall other rovers and satellites requiring an update so soon. Just trying to wrap my mind around this one.
 Quoting: curious curiosity 18712859


Software updates are normal. It takes 4 days because they want to be very sure they don't fuck something up.
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What's the darn download speed from Mars. LOL
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
Can someone enlighten me on why the Curiosity rover would need a four day software update? I mean why wouldn't it have been sent with everything it needed from the start. Has technology advanced that much since they launched it? I guess I've never really paid attention, but I don't recall other rovers and satellites requiring an update so soon. Just trying to wrap my mind around this one.
 Quoting: curious curiosity 18712859


First off, when they sent it there is was only sent with limited software, and because it takes a long time to get there they need to update it to current date..

that's all and because it is so far away it takes time, they send an update wait for it to get there then they send test to see if it made it then they have to wait for the rover to send back the confirmations.
So in short they have to do this with every single 1..

that's why it takes so long..
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So it's like upgrading from windows 95 to windows 98. Why not just send it up there with windows 98 to begin with?
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Because software is REALLY heavy and they didn't have the lifting capability to do so. So, they had to put a small amount of software in there and send the rest by FedEX, cuz you know..."When it Absolutely, Positively has to be there overnight...except Mars, it takes 4 days".
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
Can someone enlighten me on why the Curiosity rover would need a four day software update? I mean why wouldn't it have been sent with everything it needed from the start. Has technology advanced that much since they launched it? I guess I've never really paid attention, but I don't recall other rovers and satellites requiring an update so soon. Just trying to wrap my mind around this one.
 Quoting: curious curiosity 18712859


First off, when they sent it there is was only sent with limited software, and because it takes a long time to get there they need to update it to current date..

that's all and because it is so far away it takes time, they send an update wait for it to get there then they send test to see if it made it then they have to wait for the rover to send back the confirmations.
So in short they have to do this with every single 1..

that's why it takes so long..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12774950


So it's like upgrading from windows 95 to windows 98. Why not just send it up there with windows 98 to begin with?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21852500


Because software is REALLY heavy and they didn't have the lifting capability to do so. So, they had to put a small amount of software in there and send the rest by FedEX, cuz you know..."When it Absolutely, Positively has to be there overnight...except Mars, it takes 4 days".
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Maybe the real problem was it was sent USPS! Snail Mail!
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THis is most likely METEORS FROM THE ANNUAL PERSEIDS
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Not even close my friend, the Perseid shower is a remnant of a comet that crossed Earths orbit, not Mars which is 30 million miles away
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
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First off, when they sent it there is was only sent with limited software, and because it takes a long time to get there they need to update it to current date..

that's all and because it is so far away it takes time, they send an update wait for it to get there then they send test to see if it made it then they have to wait for the rover to send back the confirmations.
So in short they have to do this with every single 1..

that's why it takes so long..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12774950


So it's like upgrading from windows 95 to windows 98. Why not just send it up there with windows 98 to begin with?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21852500


Because software is REALLY heavy and they didn't have the lifting capability to do so. So, they had to put a small amount of software in there and send the rest by FedEX, cuz you know..."When it Absolutely, Positively has to be there overnight...except Mars, it takes 4 days".
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Maybe the real problem was it was sent USPS! Snail Mail!
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You got that right!
You know, they probably ran out of money...had to launch during the planned launch window...and when they received more funding, hired a consultant to right the code and that's why they need to send it now. "Hi Mom, send money!"
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
Alien on Mars:

[link to www.jpl.nasa.gov]
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
Excellent find!
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+1
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08/13/2012 09:15 PM
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
its a geese
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No, it's a weather balloon. chuckle
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
There is also evidence that NASA "edited" the photos to make the planet "redder" than it really is. The "mountains" on mars are actually has green spots. Grass? Weed? hmm
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holy shit you're a retard
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08/13/2012 09:31 PM
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
Good find OP! Definately "Unidentified Object(s)" Maybe UMO - (Unidentified Martian Object)

or...


It's "The US Army Golden Knights Parachute Team"

lmao
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
It's a dust cloud caused by the skycrane which was dropped furter from the rover. Again, conspiracy nuts not even informed or educated at least, and make up all the stories.
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
thats just helicopters taking off from area 51 where this is being filmed at
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THIS
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08/13/2012 09:32 PM
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
You fucking freaks! This is doctored!
Now go back to American Idol, and get a life!
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08/13/2012 09:35 PM
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
sOME DUMB motherfuckers in this thread. It is clearly a flare flash on the camera causing a fucktard meltdown on Pluto.

You dumb bitches.
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08/13/2012 09:39 PM
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
Thats a star rising
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
sOME DUMB motherfuckers in this thread. It is clearly a flare flash on the camera causing a fucktard meltdown on Pluto.

You dumb bitches.
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^^^This...I was going to say that but in a much more bitter and pissed off tone. But I also just discovered it COULD NOT be from Pluto because Pluto is behind Uranus at this particular moment. So it must be Uranus. And um...YEAH You dumb bitches!!!
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Thats a star rising
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Just a star people take your meds and go back to sleep.
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Thats a star rising
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Just a star people take your meds and go back to sleep.
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A star taking off from the ground, SMART ASS!
stfu
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
Can someone enlighten me on why the Curiosity rover would need a four day software update? I mean why wouldn't it have been sent with everything it needed from the start. Has technology advanced that much since they launched it? I guess I've never really paid attention, but I don't recall other rovers and satellites requiring an update so soon. Just trying to wrap my mind around this one.
 Quoting: curious curiosity 18712859


They were still on Windows 98 when they launched.
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Thats a star rising
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Just a star people take your meds and go back to sleep.
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A star taking off from the ground, SMART ASS!
stfu
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Wait...it's not from Uranus but it IS a smart ass???

I'm really confused now. I need my medication...and my tin foil hat...
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Re: Mars Rover Spots UFO on Mars
Sheep or Zombies will suck it up.



sheep sheeplebah zombies
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You're so much smarter and enlightened than everybody else! You're so fucking cool!
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You fucking freaks! This is doctored!
Now go back to American Idol, and get a life!
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How can one "get a life" while watching American Idol? Especially when it's not even on TV?

Last Edited by Hitokiri on 08/13/2012 09:50 PM
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