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Obama to NASA: I want to know about Martians right away

 
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Obama to NASA: I want to know about Martians right away
In a phone call with the team that brought Curiosity to a successful landing on Mars, President Obama is very clear that Martians, should they exist, would be a top priority.

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In a phone call with the team that brought Curiosity to a successful landing on Mars, President Obama is very clear that Martians, should they exist, would be a top priority.

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Politics at it's finest. I remember when Obama was getting elected there was "disclosure" mentioned. He is just crossing the T's and dotting the I's before the election on easy promises he made just before the election. So he looks as though he at least tried
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He should be more interested in Mooshells Clingons.
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Re: Obama to NASA: I want to know about Martians right away
In a phone call with the team that brought Curiosity to a successful landing on Mars, President Obama is very clear that Martians, should they exist, would be a top priority.

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so much for Barry having Majestic or Cosmic clearance...LOL
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Re: Obama to NASA: I want to know about Martians right away
Presidents know as much about the subject -Aliens- as your neighbor.
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Presidents know as much about the subject -Aliens- as your neighbor.
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They make these to deploy a certain amount of planned ignorance.

The president knows whatsup you fucking sheep. Jesus./
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... depending on Who is your neighbor ...
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FFS, somebody please fax or call Obama and tell him to get Steven Greer to the Whitehouse immediately!

I can't believe Obama is that stupid, all he has to do is Google it and find out what his Government has been up to the last 60+ years, durh!!


wtf
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This comment is even funnier if you consider that a president probably has the clearance to know about these things...

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Presidents know as much about the subject -Aliens- as your neighbor.
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it doesn't even exist, after years on conspiracy sites and seeing things in real life, its all just a big fuck up of people trying to make money over others, that simple and as a result anything goes, there no real collective of bad guys in reality its everyone for themselves.

if the technology was found on this planet that did not originate from it would be snatched up by private enterprise, the government or military couldn't pull it off.
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In a phone call with the team that brought Curiosity to a successful landing on Mars, President Obama is very clear that Martians, should they exist, would be a top priority.

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Those aren't martians.

Those are voters.
Sarah
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Obama must of heard that there are homosexuals on Mars.
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Obama just wants to tax them, take what is theirs and then give it to the less fortunate.

I hope those martians are in a giving mood because Obama is gonna rape for everything they got.

Oh, and tell them anything they built...they didn't do that.

And put them on Food stamps....

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Re: Obama to NASA: I want to know about Martians right away
This comment is even funnier if you consider that a president probably has the clearance to know about these things...

damned
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no, thats wrong
there are over 30 levels above "Top Secret"
the highest is -cosmic-
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Re: Obama to NASA: I want to know about Martians right away
In a phone call with the team that brought Curiosity to a successful landing on Mars, President Obama is very clear that Martians, should they exist, would be a top priority.

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So, can any of you think of a better way to broach the subject to the dumb fucks who don't believe aliens exist, given the fact that successive governments have vehemently denied knowledge of alien existence or contact?

It's not so Obama can save face.

It's so that NASA and all the lying fucks who came before him can save face.
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I, for one, am relieved to hear that the US high command is preparing for the forthcoming Martian retaliatory attack.
We knew this was going to happen and advised against sending "curiosity" to Mars in the fish paste.
Sitting back and saying " dont believe it....aint gonna happen" was just the bleatings of the cowards who are afraid to face the Aliens.
Well I'm a Brit and they ain't getting thro' me.
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38 Levels above TS

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Obama just wants to know what his homies have been up to.

Thread: Obama identified as having visited Mars at least twice.
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Obama just wants to know what his homies have been up to.

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posted at 11/11/11 hiding
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Re: Obama to NASA: I want to know about Martians right away
I, for one, am relieved to hear that the US high command is preparing for the forthcoming Martian retaliatory attack.
We knew this was going to happen and advised against sending "curiosity" to Mars in the fish paste.
Sitting back and saying " dont believe it....aint gonna happen" was just the bleatings of the cowards who are afraid to face the Aliens.
Well I'm a Brit and they ain't getting thro' me.
 Quoting: omar


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Re: Obama to NASA: I want to know about Martians right away
I, for one, am relieved to hear that the US high command is preparing for the forthcoming Martian retaliatory attack.
We knew this was going to happen and advised against sending "curiosity" to Mars in the fish paste.
Sitting back and saying " dont believe it....aint gonna happen" was just the bleatings of the cowards who are afraid to face the Aliens.
Well I'm a Brit and they ain't getting thro' me.
 Quoting: omar



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Rofl. I havent seen that movie in ages.abduct
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You will soon submit to your benevolent alien overlords:

[link to nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov]
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38 Levels above TS

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There is one problem with that theory.

If there are so many levels of clearance, there won't ever be enough people to follow in the footsteps of the "highest" individuals.
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The little turd really thinks that's funny...
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Probably headed towards Mexico...
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