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All crop circles are man made, fact

 
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All crop circles are man made, fact
All crop circles are man made, how do we know? Well when crop circles became big news (80's 90's) farmers were reporting it to the police as criminal damage they would get a crime reference number from the police and the insurance company's would pay out they were made by people without the farmers consent. Now there are hardly any reports to the police and hardly any payouts, why? Because the people that create them pay the farmers to use there land and destroy their crops simple everyone wins the farmer doesn't lose out and the people that create these crop circles get to continue to make them which funds what is now a massive busIness, they can also work in peace without the fear of getting caught and have much more time to create these crop circles, simple
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All crop circles are man made, how do we know? Well when crop circles became big news (80's 90's) farmers were reporting it to the police as criminal damage they would get a crime reference number from the police and the insurance company's would pay out they were made by people without the farmers consent. Now there are hardly any reports to the police and hardly any payouts, why? Because the people that create them pay the farmers to use there land and destroy their crops simple everyone wins the farmer doesn't lose out and the people that create these crop circles get to continue to make them which funds what is now a massive busIness, they can also work in peace without the fear of getting caught and have much more time to create these crop circles, simple
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Good, so everyone agrees
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All crop circles are man made, how do we know? Well when crop circles became big news (80's 90's) farmers were reporting it to the police as criminal damage they would get a crime reference number from the police and the insurance company's would pay out they were made by people without the farmers consent. Now there are hardly any reports to the police and hardly any payouts, why? Because the people that create them pay the farmers to use there land and destroy their crops simple everyone wins the farmer doesn't lose out and the people that create these crop circles get to continue to make them which funds what is now a massive busIness, they can also work in peace without the fear of getting caught and have much more time to create these crop circles, simple
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Good, so everyone agrees
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Re: All crop circles are man made, fact
All crop circles are man made, how do we know? Well when crop circles became big news (80's 90's) farmers were reporting it to the police as criminal damage they would get a crime reference number from the police and the insurance company's would pay out they were made by people without the farmers consent. Now there are hardly any reports to the police and hardly any payouts, why? Because the people that create them pay the farmers to use there land and destroy their crops simple everyone wins the farmer doesn't lose out and the people that create these crop circles get to continue to make them which funds what is now a massive busIness, they can also work in peace without the fear of getting caught and have much more time to create these crop circles, simple
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bsflag
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Re: All crop circles are man made, fact
Magnetic anomalies, bent crops, microspheres of iron, genetic mutations.


K 3 brits and a plank. I'm sure.
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Re: All crop circles are man made, fact
Thought it was pretty common (and old!) knowledge.
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All crop circles are man made, how do we know? Well when crop circles became big news (80's 90's) farmers were reporting it to the police as criminal damage they would get a crime reference number from the police and the insurance company's would pay out they were made by people without the farmers consent. Now there are hardly any reports to the police and hardly any payouts, why? Because the people that create them pay the farmers to use there land and destroy their crops simple everyone wins the farmer doesn't lose out and the people that create these crop circles get to continue to make them which funds what is now a massive busIness, they can also work in peace without the fear of getting caught and have much more time to create these crop circles, simple
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bsflag
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Explain bs flag?
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Good, so everyone agrees
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I don't... bsflag
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Re: All crop circles are man made, fact
well OP, how do you explain these students from MIT who were using not everyday run of the mill technology and failed to actually reproduce what happens at crop circles? The amount of energy that lays these plants down is very very strong, and the precision is amazing.

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Explain bs flag?
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Most of them are way too detailled for Johnny Anorack...
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Re: All crop circles are man made, fact
All crop circles are man made, how do we know? Well when crop circles became big news (80's 90's) farmers were reporting it to the police as criminal damage they would get a crime reference number from the police and the insurance company's would pay out they were made by people without the farmers consent. Now there are hardly any reports to the police and hardly any payouts, why? Because the people that create them pay the farmers to use there land and destroy their crops simple everyone wins the farmer doesn't lose out and the people that create these crop circles get to continue to make them which funds what is now a massive busIness, they can also work in peace without the fear of getting caught and have much more time to create these crop circles, simple
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And your credentials are ? as I suspected, head firmly wedged between ass cheeks!!!!!!!

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Re: All crop circles are man made, fact
Just as likely as the alternative theories.
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Re: All crop circles are man made, fact
All crop circles are man made, how do we know? Well when crop circles became big news (80's 90's) farmers were reporting it to the police as criminal damage they would get a crime reference number from the police and the insurance company's would pay out they were made by people without the farmers consent. Now there are hardly any reports to the police and hardly any payouts, why? Because the people that create them pay the farmers to use there land and destroy their crops simple everyone wins the farmer doesn't lose out and the people that create these crop circles get to continue to make them which funds what is now a massive busIness, they can also work in peace without the fear of getting caught and have much more time to create these crop circles, simple
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I can tell you I know this for fact, further more next time you look at new "crop circle" take the time not to look at the circle but the fields around it. 9 times out of 10 you will see its not over looked by any surrounding fields, why? Crop circle makers choose these spots purposely allows them to work also in the day some of them can take days to create, so they contact the farmers who owns these specific fields. (I know this is true in the uk where most of them are made)
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Re: All crop circles are man made, fact
The famous amateur video where the small glowing ball heads out over a field in England and the crop circle forms underneath is a hoax??
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The famous amateur video where the small glowing ball heads out over a field in England and the crop circle forms underneath is a hoax??
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A spinning plasma ball....maybe...that sounds crazy, but they do exist.
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Re: All crop circles are man made, fact
All crop circles are man made, how do we know? Well when crop circles became big news (80's 90's) farmers were reporting it to the police as criminal damage they would get a crime reference number from the police and the insurance company's would pay out they were made by people without the farmers consent. Now there are hardly any reports to the police and hardly any payouts, why? Because the people that create them pay the farmers to use there land and destroy their crops simple everyone wins the farmer doesn't lose out and the people that create these crop circles get to continue to make them which funds what is now a massive busIness, they can also work in peace without the fear of getting caught and have much more time to create these crop circles, simple
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And your credentials are ? as I suspected, head firmly wedged between ass cheeks!!!!!!!

grinning
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I genuinely work for an insurance underwriters here in the uk specialising in agriculture farming industrial vehicles etc
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Re: All crop circles are man made, fact
well OP, how do you explain these students from MIT who were using not everyday run of the mill technology and failed to actually reproduce what happens at crop circles? The amount of energy that lays these plants down is very very strong, and the precision is amazing.

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Can't explain that I just know what I know from our historical insurance claim records and from certain farmers themselves
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Re: All crop circles are man made, fact
Magnetic anomalies, bent crops, microspheres of iron, genetic mutations.


K 3 brits and a plank. I'm sure.
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OP simply skipped over this one, LOL
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Re: All crop circles are man made, fact
Magnetic anomalies, bent crops, microspheres of iron, genetic mutations.


K 3 brits and a plank. I'm sure.
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OP simply skipped over this one, LOL
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No I didn't as I just said I don't know about that I just know what I know from our historical insurance claim records and from some farmers themselves
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08/13/2012 06:08 PM
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Re: All crop circles are man made, fact
Certain farmers committed insurance fraud; therefore all farmers commit insurance fraud.

By that logic:

Some humans rape, murder and steal; therefore all humans commit rape, murder and steal.
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Certain farmers committed insurance fraud; therefore all farmers commit insurance fraud.

By that logic:

Some humans rape, murder and steal; therefore all humans commit rape, murder and steal.
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Not the same. Not all farmers report crop circles.
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08/13/2012 06:12 PM
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Certain farmers committed insurance fraud; therefore all farmers commit insurance fraud.

By that logic:

Some humans rape, murder and steal; therefore all humans commit rape, murder and steal.
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It wasnt fraud my company would have to go out and visit these farms to see the damage the circles were there so the company would pay out. I've spoken to a few farmers who I've got to know over the years in doing this job some actually now grow crops just for this purpose alone, they get good money sometimes more than 2 yeids per year would pay, if they rent out the land for 2 circles per year
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Re: All crop circles are man made, fact
Jim Keith wrote all about it in his book "Alternative 3 " I loaned that book to someone and never got it back huffy
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All crop circles are man made, how do we know? Well when crop circles became big news (80's 90's) farmers were reporting it to the police as criminal damage they would get a crime reference number from the police and the insurance company's would pay out they were made by people without the farmers consent. Now there are hardly any reports to the police and hardly any payouts, why? Because the people that create them pay the farmers to use there land and destroy their crops simple everyone wins the farmer doesn't lose out and the people that create these crop circles get to continue to make them which funds what is now a massive busIness, they can also work in peace without the fear of getting caught and have much more time to create these crop circles, simple
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this is incorrect. they get no compensation for crop circles. fail.

also no-one has been caught making a crop circle before dickhead. I wonder why.


Have you even seen the crop circles. If you think they can be made overnight with boards on feet, you are totally retarded in your perceptions.


Even for a normal person they realize it cant be mad made. let alone a researcher who has looked into it further.

Ofcourse you have no evidence for your crazy crop circle funding conspiracy theory. Which is what it is. You claim collusion with farmers accusing them of basically fraud, all over the world.
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Ah hell naw. Crop circles are alien made. How do they get those perfect shapes.abduct

But lets pretend they are human made. How can these crop circles appear daily. you just cant hide such grand project.

Do they have drones in the air whit a video camera?
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08/13/2012 06:16 PM
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I'm not trying to prove or disprove anything, I'm just saying this based on what I know is fact, so in my opinion they are all fake.
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Re: All crop circles are man made, fact
All crop circles are man made, how do we know? Well when crop circles became big news (80's 90's) farmers were reporting it to the police as criminal damage they would get a crime reference number from the police and the insurance company's would pay out they were made by people without the farmers consent. Now there are hardly any reports to the police and hardly any payouts, why? Because the people that create them pay the farmers to use there land and destroy their crops simple everyone wins the farmer doesn't lose out and the people that create these crop circles get to continue to make them which funds what is now a massive busIness, they can also work in peace without the fear of getting caught and have much more time to create these crop circles, simple
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2967581


I can tell you I know this for fact, further more next time you look at new "crop circle" take the time not to look at the circle but the fields around it. 9 times out of 10 you will see its not over looked by any surrounding fields, why? Crop circle makers choose these spots purposely allows them to work also in the day some of them can take days to create, so they contact the farmers who owns these specific fields. (I know this is true in the uk where most of them are made)
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Well wanker i have a number of things to blow your stupid theory apart.

One of thing is the meaningful deep geometetrical shapes that actually contain messages in them.

Why would a bunch of idiots bother perfeting such a thing if they just wanting to mess the crops. Why not just stomp over it all.

Your theories ofcourse make no sense at all and go against what we know of crop circles to begin with.

FAIL
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All crop circles are man made, how do we know? Well when crop circles became big news (80's 90's) farmers were reporting it to the police as criminal damage they would get a crime reference number from the police and the insurance company's would pay out they were made by people without the farmers consent. Now there are hardly any reports to the police and hardly any payouts, why? Because the people that create them pay the farmers to use there land and destroy their crops simple everyone wins the farmer doesn't lose out and the people that create these crop circles get to continue to make them which funds what is now a massive busIness, they can also work in peace without the fear of getting caught and have much more time to create these crop circles, simple
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this is incorrect. they get no compensation for crop circles. fail.

also no-one has been caught making a crop circle before dickhead. I wonder why.


Have you even seen the crop circles. If you think they can be made overnight with boards on feet, you are totally retarded in your perceptions.


Even for a normal person they realize it cant be mad made. let alone a researcher who has looked into it further.

Ofcourse you have no evidence for your crazy crop circle funding conspiracy theory. Which is what it is. You claim collusion with farmers accusing them of basically fraud, all over the world.
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Simply not true, the crops are insured for criminal damage in the uk , it's true not for drought or water damage but criminal damage they are you can check and we do pay out for criminal damage. I'm not trying to be clever I'm just telling you what I know
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All crop circles are man made, how do we know? Well when crop circles became big news (80's 90's) farmers were reporting it to the police as criminal damage they would get a crime reference number from the police and the insurance company's would pay out they were made by people without the farmers consent. Now there are hardly any reports to the police and hardly any payouts, why? Because the people that create them pay the farmers to use there land and destroy their crops simple everyone wins the farmer doesn't lose out and the people that create these crop circles get to continue to make them which funds what is now a massive busIness, they can also work in peace without the fear of getting caught and have much more time to create these crop circles, simple
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2967581


this is incorrect. they get no compensation for crop circles. fail.

also no-one has been caught making a crop circle before dickhead. I wonder why.


Have you even seen the crop circles. If you think they can be made overnight with boards on feet, you are totally retarded in your perceptions.


Even for a normal person they realize it cant be mad made. let alone a researcher who has looked into it further.

Ofcourse you have no evidence for your crazy crop circle funding conspiracy theory. Which is what it is. You claim collusion with farmers accusing them of basically fraud, all over the world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21895836


Simply not true, the crops are insured for criminal damage in the uk , it's true not for drought or water damage but criminal damage they are you can check and we do pay out for criminal damage. I'm not trying to be clever I'm just telling you what I know
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Because crooks are going to do fucking complex fractal math and not just set the fucking thing on fire.

You're full of shite.
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Re: All crop circles are man made, fact
Magnetic anomalies, bent crops, microspheres of iron, genetic mutations.


K 3 brits and a plank. I'm sure.
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and thats merely the beginning of things that make it obvious its not people with woodern boards on feet. (how dumb)

his theory is outragous and is calling basically all the farmers that had crop circles criminals for commiting insurance fraud through bribery.

that's if there even was a compensation for crop circles at all.

theres no crop circle insurance. ffs.

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