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All crop circles are man made, fact

 
6,2&even
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I know who makes them, but you would not believe me if I told you, so I won´t.
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Didn't really expect a barrage of abuse, but what I'm telling you is true I do work for a agricultural insurance underwriters, we did have claims in the early days when people were trespassing and vandalising crops and now we hardly ever do, why, because it is now done with the farmers consent and he is paid.
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YOU FUCKING LIEING PIECE OF SHIT WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOU. THINGS ARE NOT THE SAME AS THEY WERE A FEW YEARS AGO YOUR GOING DOWN.

One day researching the subject and your claim is absolutely stupid to explain the crop circles.

2012 is here. things are turning. your fucking dead. lieing scum.

you under-estimate how awake people are by now.
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5836 you have been reported, no doubt by many posters already. Even in jest, it is well known that GLP attracts borderline personalities and the mentally ill. Unfortunately, your post cannot be taken lightly. We apologize for any inconvenience you may experience in the very near future.
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Snitch.

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Re: All crop circles are man made, fact
Not all crop circles are made by men, some of them are made by stoned wallabies:

Stoned wallabies make crop circles

Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said.

[link to news.bbc.co.uk]
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rofl
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08/14/2012 03:15 AM
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You know the more I think about this thread and the fked up reasoning of the op I feel as if is a bait thread. Do I know this - not at all -very well could be some tard with a theory - however, if not - for arguments sake -what would be the point. More tally marks for believer non- believer in some data base… etc - anywho food for thought I’m sure such a bait and tally- if you will -would not be the first here. Food for z thought. In any case Continuing this particular argument is well circular and tired, but please don’t let that stop you lol I have indulged as well hehe.
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yeah, they just float out into the middle of the field with their ropes and boards. make a circle, then float out. leaving no footprints because theyre just manmade...
rofl
 Quoting: Anon Hero 18960752


Have you ever walked through a field of crops nearly ready to be harvested? I have you can walk through it fine without making to no damage it's easy you would never know anyone would be there. It's surprising how many people say this yet they have never walked through a field of crops. You probably don't know the lower parts of the plant and root are extremely malleable
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Yes, And I also know a few farmers personally thanks to distant family.

Even they are spellbound as to how someone could get into the middle of a crunchy wheat field and not leave a single trace.

You sir, are obviously full of shit, and have nothing better to do with your life?
 Quoting: Anon Hero 18960752


Ok, so you haven't walked through a field of crops? You are also aware there are small gaps running along the individual rows of crops
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1486064


Yes, I have walked through a field of crunchy wheat. And not all crops have the small gaps you are referring to.


Such as this one in Washington.

[link to assets.nydailynews.com]
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08/14/2012 03:20 AM
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So...you say this is a man made circle
[link to img.designswan.com]
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Good luck with that!
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All crop circles are man made, how do we know? Well when crop circles became big news (80's 90's) farmers were reporting it to the police as criminal damage they would get a crime reference number from the police and the insurance company's would pay out they were made by people without the farmers consent. Now there are hardly any reports to the police and hardly any payouts, why? Because the people that create them pay the farmers to use there land and destroy their crops simple everyone wins the farmer doesn't lose out and the people that create these crop circles get to continue to make them which funds what is now a massive busIness, they can also work in peace without the fear of getting caught and have much more time to create these crop circles, simple
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bsflag
"Thou we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven that which we are, we are.
One equal temper of heroic hearts made weak by time and fate but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yield"
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08/14/2012 03:49 AM
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The OP neglected to tell everyone the motivation of the human crop circle makers who pay farmers so they can make crop circles in their fields. Money? How exactly do they get the money they give the farmers back and then make a profit in the massive crop circle industry? Are the book writers, producers and website owners meeting them on the sly and giving them kickbacks so they can continue on making crop circles? Are genius scientists being paid to devise methods of crop circle production that cannot be replicated?

Sounds like quite the conspiracy you've dreamed up there, OP.
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cool2 Exactly!
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All crop circles are man made, how do we know? Well when crop circles became big news (80's 90's) farmers were reporting it to the police as criminal damage they would get a crime reference number from the police and the insurance company's would pay out they were made by people without the farmers consent. Now there are hardly any reports to the police and hardly any payouts, why? Because the people that create them pay the farmers to use there land and destroy their crops simple everyone wins the farmer doesn't lose out and the people that create these crop circles get to continue to make them which funds what is now a massive busIness, they can also work in peace without the fear of getting caught and have much more time to create these crop circles, simple
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2967581


Go out and make a 3-D crop circle that's only visible from 50,000 ft and takes up 9 soccer fields...but keep the plants alive (bend but don't trample).

What ever the message is, encode it in sacred geometry so only 2-3 people on Earth can solve it.

Make sure to do it in about 20 minutes mmmk.
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Although I can't say the "light" objects as seen in this video are what I have been witnessing and documenting are the same, such "light" objects do exist and it is that I can vouch for. It is just whether or not they are the ones seen in the video, that I encounter today.
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I have seen and posted video (however crappy) of these "light orbs" - of course no one really takes any of this seriously. Must be another drunk college student prank.

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08/14/2012 04:04 AM
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I know who makes them, but you would not believe me if I told you, so I won´t.
 Quoting: 6,2&even 21781607


So do I, but they are very believable. They are just some regular Joes living in Wiltshire.

OP is spot on.
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08/14/2012 04:06 AM
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[link to news.asiantown.net] explain this fucktard op
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You have it the wrong way around. there asre no more reports from farmers to the police, because the farmers can not prove that they where manmade. So they stopped bothering the police, knowing that it would not help them in any way.
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08/14/2012 04:29 AM
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if you haven't investigated each crop circle personally then I would revise your supposed statement of fact...
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[link to news.asiantown.net] explain this fucktard op
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 499151


Can't be explain with the "monetary benefit" logic. This particular design would have been expensive to make - team of people, snacks, lighting, drinks, ropes, computers, vehicles, planning, practice, etc... plus pay-off to the farmer for reimbursement. Then of course "hush money" - contracts, lawyers, etc... (You would have to pay off the farmer, his wife & kids, their friends, cousins, grandma and of course Grandpa who wouldn't agree to this nonsense in the first place. The local airport/pilots to ensure no overhead traffic until completion... The nosy neighbors, the local hardware store, local gas station, the mom & pop shop.... and on and on and on...

I, for the life of me, do not see how in the world anyone intelligent enough to complete this task - would consider the possible rewards worth the endeavor/expense. Better to invest in something far more simplistic with bigger rewards.

Also, what agreement/contract is so binding that someone/anyone, throughout the decades, wouldn't feel compelled to make an announcement of their involvement?

I could go on; but, wholly cow... insurance fraud? Ask yourself - just this one single crop circle - how much investment of time, money, cooperation, coordination? Then ask yourself, how much revenue did this one single crop circle actually make in return? I know I didn't spend a penny - did you?
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The detail, with no bruising to the plants, puts it out of ordinary human abilities for me. The orbs are amazing!
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All crop circles are man made, how do we know? Well when crop circles became big news (80's 90's) farmers were reporting it to the police as criminal damage they would get a crime reference number from the police and the insurance company's would pay out they were made by people without the farmers consent. Now there are hardly any reports to the police and hardly any payouts, why? Because the people that create them pay the farmers to use there land and destroy their crops simple everyone wins the farmer doesn't lose out and the people that create these crop circles get to continue to make them which funds what is now a massive busIness, they can also work in peace without the fear of getting caught and have much more time to create these crop circles, simple
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2967581


Go out and make a 3-D crop circle that's only visible from 50,000 ft and takes up 9 soccer fields...but keep the plants alive (bend but don't trample).

What ever the message is, encode it in sacred geometry so only 2-3 people on Earth can solve it.

Make sure to do it in about 20 minutes mmmk.

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Couldn t say it better.hf
Sooooo OP ?
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All crop circles are man made, how do we know? Well when crop circles became big news (80's 90's) farmers were reporting it to the police as criminal damage they would get a crime reference number from the police and the insurance company's would pay out they were made by people without the farmers consent. Now there are hardly any reports to the police and hardly any payouts, why? Because the people that create them pay the farmers to use there land and destroy their crops simple everyone wins the farmer doesn't lose out and the people that create these crop circles get to continue to make them which funds what is now a massive busIness, they can also work in peace without the fear of getting caught and have much more time to create these crop circles, simple
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2967581


Yeah sure, Doug and Dave do all the crop circles all around the S/W & the world

1st they get loaded in the pub, then they stagger into fields and execute these cirles with planks and wellies

Simple - U ARE
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It's like telling a 5 year old Santa isn't real lol
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You're either a dumb cunt or a shill. Which is it winner?
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First:

bsflag

Why ?

Thread: We are offering £100.000 to anyone who can create the replica of a crop circle called “The Galaxy”
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You UK people are fuckin retarded dude for real
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Although I can't say the "light" objects as seen in this video are what I have been witnessing and documenting are the same, such "light" objects do exist and it is that I can vouch for. It is just whether or not they are the ones seen in the video, that I encounter today.
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The testimony of the "expert" guy could be fake. The balls could be holografic projections. And the crop circles could have been made by microwave cannon from a satelite.

But I've seen those orb balls.

Didn't fly in a cool low manouvre over the fild, but it was nice on the sky! Uplifted me immensely.

Though I was near a military base.
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how bout this one op

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First thing I notice about that which I find odd from working in the job that i do is from what I can tell from that grainy image is the crop the Circle is in, it doesn't look like anything a farmer would grow for human consumption or for use in industry, where as the fields next to it does show crops used for that purpose. So it further backs up what I've said in earlier posts. The farmer has allowed this land to be used for this purpose and has been paid. He also owns the land on the fields surrounding it and I bet the field is elevated a bit so the people probably had a good few days day and night to produce it. Think about why would a farmer grow a useless crop on such a large area unless he knew what he was growing was to be used for this purpose he doesn't have to worry about getting the land ready properly and can just through anything down. Thanks for that never seen that one before just backs up what I've been saying
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Op here, still no explanation to this my reply to the YouTube vid
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08/14/2012 01:45 PM
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Not true. Thread: FANTASTIC piece of crop circle research!!! Don't miss!!


STUDY
OBJECTIVES:

To determine through x-ray diffraction examination (XRD) and measurement of the consequent Kubler Index (KI) whether changes in crystalline structure exist in specific clay minerals (illite/smectites) in surface soils inside crop circles, as compared to control soils from outside the flattened-crop perimeters;

To determine the statistical significance of the KI data;

To determine whether changes in crystallinity of the illite/smectites in crop circle soils (as demonstrated by changes in the KI) are correlated with apical node-length changes in crop circle plants sampled at the same sampling locations as the soils;

To determine if the XRD/KI results rule out direct mechanical flattening of the crop circle plants;

To determine if the XRD/KI results offer support for the hypothesis that an atmospheric plasma vortex system, emitting microwave radiation, is involved as a causative agent in the crop-circle formation process.

STUDY
RESULTS: ..........


[link to www.bltresearch.com]
 Quoting: Heretic_333


This is actual proof that crop circles are man made.

1. They're Canadian.
2. They are so stupid they don't weed their fields (Thistle and Barley).
3. They're in Edmonton.

If you can figure out how to type in a blog, you can probably look up Edmonton Alberta. It is a city in the middle of the northwestern prairies of almost 1 million in the middle of a bunch barley fields. There are 81802 young men between the age of 16 and 25 withing easy driving distance of the field. Half of these young men have nothing better to do than carve funny patterns in farmers fields. What part of hoax don't you understand?


How does this fit with the "Intelligent Aliens" did it?
1. Intelligent Aliens would not try to communicate with Canadians.
2. Even if they would try to communicate with people in Toronto or Montreal they sure as hell wouldn't try to deliver their message to Northern Alberta. No one there would understand anyway.


Well, we have eliminated intelligent aliens. What are the alternatives:
1. Stupid aliens barely able to fly their spacecraft with no common sense and lousy judgement.
2. Drunken aliens barely able to fly their spacecraft with no common sense and lousy judgement.
3. Young men with too much time on their hands.
4. The Canadian Air force.

What the CropTards don't acknowledge is that the patterns have gotten more complex as they have gotten more publicity. The really complex patterns didn't start until fractal geometry was well understood. It is like there is a competition for the most complex designs. This again rules out Intelligent Aliens.

The Stupid or Drunken Aliens - although my favorite choice - aren't likely either.

Young men with too much time on their hands is the most likely.

However. If you assume that:
*The US has an aircraft or satellite weapon that can produce crop circles,
*They loan it out to their friends,
*Operators need practice with the weapon to be proficient,
it is possible it is the Canadian Air Force. With airstrips every 100 miles in Alberta there are plenty of places to hide a weapon and there is always the air base. The troops at Edmonton AFB get bored as shit and have way too much time on their hands.

I still think it is a hoax but it is possible it is the Air Force.
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It's like telling a 5 year old Santa isn't real lol
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so are you the 5 year old and are the two supposed, legedary Englishmen with a plank Santa claus?

tdown
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how bout this one op

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First thing I notice about that which I find odd from working in the job that i do is from what I can tell from that grainy image is the crop the Circle is in, it doesn't look like anything a farmer would grow for human consumption or for use in industry, where as the fields next to it does show crops used for that purpose. So it further backs up what I've said in earlier posts. The farmer has allowed this land to be used for this purpose and has been paid. He also owns the land on the fields surrounding it and I bet the field is elevated a bit so the people probably had a good few days day and night to produce it. Think about why would a farmer grow a useless crop on such a large area unless he knew what he was growing was to be used for this purpose he doesn't have to worry about getting the land ready properly and can just through anything down. Thanks for that never seen that one before just backs up what I've been saying
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2017697


Op here, still no explanation to this my reply to the YouTube vid
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Still no one with an explanation to this post? Op here
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This is obviously a DHS thread.

Fuck the DHS, a bunch of TRAITORS.

Dont hesitate.
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It's like telling a 5 year old Santa isn't real lol
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so are you the 5 year old and are the two supposed, legedary Englishmen with a plank Santa claus?

tdown
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You've got me stumped with that question.
So well thought out and coherent.
I'm truly lost for words here.
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It's like telling a 5 year old Santa isn't real lol
 Quoting: Cahill


so are you the 5 year old and are the two supposed, legedary Englishmen with a plank Santa claus?

tdown
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You've got me stumped with that question.
So well thought out and coherent.
I'm truly lost for words here.
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well at least you are consistant

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