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I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?

 
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I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
After months of vivid dreams which I were induced by an alien culture living on a distant planet which they describe as being too complicated for me, or other earthlings to pronounce or understand, I have built the communications facility that they have directed. This special constructed facility to me several months to construct according to their requirements an is a glass pyramid 12 ft wide by 24 ft high and with our universe painted on the outside walls in great detail showing all planets and stars as they appear in the night sky at exactly 8:03 on August the 13th. And will be entering it this evening as directed at 8:03 eastern time to attempt my first communication.
I was instructed to sit in the center of the glass pyramid with legs and arms crossed, while surrounded by flash lights pointing upward and forms of organite in many different shapes that I cannot mention at this time.

Does anyone have anything that they would like me to ask or tell the aliens?
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08/13/2012 06:55 PM
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
Tell them to land in the middle of Time Square, or STFU and GTFO.
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08/13/2012 06:56 PM
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ONE LOVE!
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Times Square
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08/13/2012 07:00 PM
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Ask them to please get there asses down here and arrest all of these corrupt people that are destroying the world.
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08/13/2012 07:01 PM
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
Tell them that friendly Canadians built them a landing pad.... And that it's safe to land there.... And always has been. [link to en.wikipedia.org]

Times square will get them shot.


Post script.

It's a small landing pad so,,,, send a small ship.
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08/13/2012 07:02 PM
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
Tell them to bring Coca Cola Classic back, the kind made with real sugar.

And some nibbles...they know the kind I like.
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
After months of vivid dreams which I were induced by an alien culture living on a distant planet which they describe as being too complicated for me, or other earthlings to pronounce or understand, I have built the communications facility that they have directed. This special constructed facility to me several months to construct according to their requirements an is a glass pyramid 12 ft wide by 24 ft high and with our universe painted on the outside walls in great detail showing all planets and stars as they appear in the night sky at exactly 8:03 on August the 13th. And will be entering it this evening as directed at 8:03 eastern time to attempt my first communication.
I was instructed to sit in the center of the glass pyramid with legs and arms crossed, while surrounded by flash lights pointing upward and forms of organite in many different shapes that I cannot mention at this time.

Does anyone have anything that they would like me to ask or tell the aliens?
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Please tell them to take ALL the christians, muslims, hindus and you-know-whos to another planet, and leave them there with some bullshit god to worship, and no way to get back here.

Oh, wait on, did that already happen and I am on the wrong planet?

Fuck!
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08/13/2012 07:16 PM
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
Tell them many are now ready to recieve them, to hover over all of the worlds cities for all to see during daylight, and protect themselves im case of rogue elements here on earth
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
Ask them if EARTH is in peril from anything out there in space, if there's any planetary body or other heading our way, then come back here to fill us in. Make certain to ask all the important questions that we'll liked ask you.

Tell them the entity also known as Morgan says hello, and ask if they have any message for me.

Stay cool! Good luck!



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If they like human race whit salt or much ?
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08/13/2012 07:50 PM
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
Yeah... You really need to check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Or better yet... Just let Mephadon the Mooncalf subsume the entirety of your being and say hello for me.

[link to video.adultswim.com]
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08/13/2012 08:05 PM
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
Ask them what there purpose is for communicating with you or the "humans".... there "agenda" if u will.....

Ask them if our (humans) conjoined consciousness can literally alter the physical foundation or reality we reside in....

Ask them if there will be a fake/real invasion prior to dec 22,2012.....and if so then which of the two will it be....

Ask them if obumer/any of the elites are reptilian shifters or other "negative e.t entity".....

Ask them how we can take control from the evil....

Ask them how can we become more spiritually "connected" to who/what we truelly are....

Any of the above will do just fine.

P.s ask them if its ok if u give kcdub the same technology so he can too communicate with them....
~the secret to life is to AwakeN before death~(realizing there is no death)~

~How would you approach life if you knew your every thought/emotion dictated every aspect of your projected physical reality?~
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08/13/2012 08:06 PM
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Where's the beef?
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08/13/2012 08:13 PM
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
Tell them about the dude on GLP whos ass smells like thousand island dressing.
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
Tell them to hurry up and get their butts down here. We need some real help! We have idiots running the entire planet!
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08/13/2012 08:19 PM
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ask them what their Cypher Source Verification is
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08/13/2012 08:22 PM
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
I wonder how long the contact is scheduled to take. OP must have been in his pyramid about 20 minutes by now....
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08/13/2012 08:24 PM
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Hurry up with the mass reveal. We are ready as we will ever be...ufo56
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Get me the hell outta here! These people on this planet are for the most part frickin idiots.
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
Ask them if some numans will make the shift from 3d to 5d and what the requirements are!
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
After months of vivid dreams which I were induced by an alien culture living on a distant planet which they describe as being too complicated for me, or other earthlings to pronounce or understand, I have built the communications facility that they have directed. This special constructed facility to me several months to construct according to their requirements an is a glass pyramid 12 ft wide by 24 ft high and with our universe painted on the outside walls in great detail showing all planets and stars as they appear in the night sky at exactly 8:03 on August the 13th. And will be entering it this evening as directed at 8:03 eastern time to attempt my first communication.
I was instructed to sit in the center of the glass pyramid with legs and arms crossed, while surrounded by flash lights pointing upward and forms of organite in many different shapes that I cannot mention at this time.

Does anyone have anything that they would like me to ask or tell the aliens?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1444339



Please tell them to take ALL the christians, muslims, hindus and you-know-whos to another planet, and leave them there with some bullshit god to worship, and no way to get back here.

Oh, wait on, did that already happen and I am on the wrong planet?

Fuck!
 Quoting: InCogNeatOh


Does the fact that you cannot even type the name of the "you know whos" tell you what is really occurring in the world and who is doing it? The other groups belong here. The synagogue of Satan does not.
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Ask them if some numans will make the shift from 3d to 5d and what the requirements are!
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*humans
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
Tell them there is no intelligent life here.
And tell them, just look, the one they are talking to is inside a glass pyramid for godsakes!
Then ask if they have ANY idea how long it took you to paint EVERY star on that pyramid?!!
And didn't your mom tell you never sit inside a glass structure and please don't throw stones even if they ARE from Stonehenge.

BTW - you know, that glass shape you made is really a prism and when the sun hits it at the correct angle, it will burn you to a crisp...like at 8:03pm...oh SHIT! I'm too late...sorry everyone.
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08/13/2012 08:49 PM
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Ask them to please get there asses down here and arrest all of these corrupt people that are destroying the world.
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08/13/2012 08:52 PM
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
Ask them how much they charge for Alien hookers, beer, and weed.
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08/13/2012 09:14 PM
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
So did you contact them yet? What did they say? Oh and if you really did build a glass pyramid and none of this happens, bravo on your vivid imagination lol
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GLP ftw cool2

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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08/13/2012 09:28 PM
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08/13/2012 09:35 PM
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
They said that there is little time... The conduit is closing. The conduit is closing and our world is being absorbed by evil and deceitful men.
They said there is still good left but that the good are weak and afraid.
They said, "It sucks to be you." than hung up.
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
knowing more does not mean smarter... if you lived 500 years you would know alot

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