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I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/13/2012 09:44 PM
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
They said that there is little time... The conduit is closing. The conduit is closing and our world is being absorbed by evil and deceitful men.
They said there is still good left but that the good are weak and afraid.
They said, "It sucks to be you." than hung up.
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08/13/2012 10:15 PM
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
Tell them NOT to give the US military anymore alien technology as they ARE NOT using it to better the lives of humans or make this planet healthier. Tell them the massive chem-trails with metal-nano particles are being used to interfere with there crafts flying ability. Tell them that they should return Zacharia Sitchin to an earthly form. Tell them that the US invaded Iraq to gain ancient alien technology to use against them, just as we staged the revolt and ouster of Egyptian President Mobarek so the military could loot the alien technology there. Tell we humans are ready for the return of Jesus who was our mentor, our space brother, we are ready for the return of Quetzacoatle, the return of Virachoa, the return of Isis and Osiris so the truth can finally be learned about our human race and the other worldly races...
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
After months of vivid dreams which I were induced by an alien culture living on a distant planet which they describe as being too complicated for me, or other earthlings to pronounce or understand, I have built the communications facility that they have directed. This special constructed facility to me several months to construct according to their requirements an is a glass pyramid 12 ft wide by 24 ft high and with our universe painted on the outside walls in great detail showing all planets and stars as they appear in the night sky at exactly 8:03 on August the 13th. And will be entering it this evening as directed at 8:03 eastern time to attempt my first communication.
I was instructed to sit in the center of the glass pyramid with legs and arms crossed, while surrounded by flash lights pointing upward and forms of organite in many different shapes that I cannot mention at this time.

Does anyone have anything that they would like me to ask or tell the aliens?
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You are treading in high water that is going to sweep you away
Little children I have goodies for you!
lollypops and gingerbread cakes, soda pops for all
Enter in my darlings..Bang he slams them in side and
as the walls fall, they then realize that there are bars for windows. The goodie truck, with all its delights fully advertised is now there prison.
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08/14/2012 04:04 PM

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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
Tell them there is no intelligent life here.
And tell them, just look, the one they are talking to is inside a glass pyramid for godsakes!
Then ask if they have ANY idea how long it took you to paint EVERY star on that pyramid?!!
And didn't your mom tell you never sit inside a glass structure and please don't throw stones even if they ARE from Stonehenge.

BTW - you know, that glass shape you made is really a prism and when the sun hits it at the correct angle, it will burn you to a crisp...like at 8:03pm...oh SHIT! I'm too late...sorry everyone.
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
After months of vivid dreams which I were induced by an alien culture living on a distant planet which they describe as being too complicated for me, or other earthlings to pronounce or understand, I have built the communications facility that they have directed. This special constructed facility to me several months to construct according to their requirements an is a glass pyramid 12 ft wide by 24 ft high and with our universe painted on the outside walls in great detail showing all planets and stars as they appear in the night sky at exactly 8:03 on August the 13th. And will be entering it this evening as directed at 8:03 eastern time to attempt my first communication.
I was instructed to sit in the center of the glass pyramid with legs and arms crossed, while surrounded by flash lights pointing upward and forms of organite in many different shapes that I cannot mention at this time.

Does anyone have anything that they would like me to ask or tell the aliens?
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I am intrigued OP, Please can we see a picture of the glass pyramid communications device :)
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08/14/2012 04:37 PM
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
tell them not to bring back Elvis
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08/14/2012 04:56 PM
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How do I get off this planet and away from all these insane zombie monkeys?
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My mom said i shouldnt let anyone touch me there. And No means NO!!
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08/14/2012 05:46 PM
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
Tell them to fuck off. I'm sick and tired of their anal probes. What is sooo important in my ass?
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08/14/2012 05:48 PM
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Tell them to fuck off. I'm sick and tired of their anal probes. What is sooo important in my ass?
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its how they say hello

ever see rocky horror picture show?
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08/17/2012 02:40 PM
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Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them?
Tell them to hurry up and get their butts down here. We need some real help! We have idiots running the entire planet!
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hopefully,my voice told me angels (aka aliens/daemons)are here for WAR.
church of euthanasia.
[link to www.facebook.com]
have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.

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