I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21872225 Brazil 08/13/2012 06:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12814585 United States 08/13/2012 06:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21872225 Brazil 08/13/2012 06:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18304550 United States 08/13/2012 07:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21419843 Canada 08/13/2012 07:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them? Times square will get them shot. Post script. It's a small landing pad so,,,, send a small ship. |
12 Days User ID: 13891428 United States 08/13/2012 07:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
InCogNeatOh User ID: 19986792 Australia 08/13/2012 07:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them? After months of vivid dreams which I were induced by an alien culture living on a distant planet which they describe as being too complicated for me, or other earthlings to pronounce or understand, I have built the communications facility that they have directed. This special constructed facility to me several months to construct according to their requirements an is a glass pyramid 12 ft wide by 24 ft high and with our universe painted on the outside walls in great detail showing all planets and stars as they appear in the night sky at exactly 8:03 on August the 13th. And will be entering it this evening as directed at 8:03 eastern time to attempt my first communication. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1444339 I was instructed to sit in the center of the glass pyramid with legs and arms crossed, while surrounded by flash lights pointing upward and forms of organite in many different shapes that I cannot mention at this time. Does anyone have anything that they would like me to ask or tell the aliens? Please tell them to take ALL the christians, muslims, hindus and you-know-whos to another planet, and leave them there with some bullshit god to worship, and no way to get back here. Oh, wait on, did that already happen and I am on the wrong planet? Fuck! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21908205 New Zealand 08/13/2012 07:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Esoteric Morgan ...in awe of many things User ID: 3539589 United States 08/13/2012 07:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them? Ask them if EARTH is in peril from anything out there in space, if there's any planetary body or other heading our way, then come back here to fill us in. Make certain to ask all the important questions that we'll liked ask you. Tell them the entity also known as Morgan says hello, and ask if they have any message for me. Stay cool! Good luck! -- TRUST THE PLAN -- .......WWG1WGA...... ____________________________ still in awe of many things |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17515059 Chile 08/13/2012 07:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1554617 United States 08/13/2012 07:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them? Yeah... You really need to check yourself before you wreck yourself. Or better yet... Just let Mephadon the Mooncalf subsume the entirety of your being and say hello for me. [link to video.adultswim.com] |
kcdub0184 User ID: 15549823 United States 08/13/2012 08:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them? Ask them what there purpose is for communicating with you or the "humans".... there "agenda" if u will..... Ask them if our (humans) conjoined consciousness can literally alter the physical foundation or reality we reside in.... Ask them if there will be a fake/real invasion prior to dec 22,2012.....and if so then which of the two will it be.... Ask them if obumer/any of the elites are reptilian shifters or other "negative e.t entity"..... Ask them how we can take control from the evil.... Ask them how can we become more spiritually "connected" to who/what we truelly are.... Any of the above will do just fine. P.s ask them if its ok if u give kcdub the same technology so he can too communicate with them.... ~the secret to life is to AwakeN before death~(realizing there is no death)~ ~How would you approach life if you knew your every thought/emotion dictated every aspect of your projected physical reality?~ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8473155 United States 08/13/2012 08:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21892964 Thailand 08/13/2012 08:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1046467 Canada 08/13/2012 08:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1634447 United States 08/13/2012 08:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
JerryGemmie User ID: 21911753 United States 08/13/2012 08:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1203078 United States 08/13/2012 08:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3571320 United States 08/13/2012 08:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21897857 United States 08/13/2012 08:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16673400 United States 08/13/2012 08:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them? After months of vivid dreams which I were induced by an alien culture living on a distant planet which they describe as being too complicated for me, or other earthlings to pronounce or understand, I have built the communications facility that they have directed. This special constructed facility to me several months to construct according to their requirements an is a glass pyramid 12 ft wide by 24 ft high and with our universe painted on the outside walls in great detail showing all planets and stars as they appear in the night sky at exactly 8:03 on August the 13th. And will be entering it this evening as directed at 8:03 eastern time to attempt my first communication. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1444339 I was instructed to sit in the center of the glass pyramid with legs and arms crossed, while surrounded by flash lights pointing upward and forms of organite in many different shapes that I cannot mention at this time. Does anyone have anything that they would like me to ask or tell the aliens? Please tell them to take ALL the christians, muslims, hindus and you-know-whos to another planet, and leave them there with some bullshit god to worship, and no way to get back here. Oh, wait on, did that already happen and I am on the wrong planet? Fuck! Does the fact that you cannot even type the name of the "you know whos" tell you what is really occurring in the world and who is doing it? The other groups belong here. The synagogue of Satan does not. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21897857 United States 08/13/2012 08:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9464375 United States 08/13/2012 08:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them? Tell them there is no intelligent life here. And tell them, just look, the one they are talking to is inside a glass pyramid for godsakes! Then ask if they have ANY idea how long it took you to paint EVERY star on that pyramid?!! And didn't your mom tell you never sit inside a glass structure and please don't throw stones even if they ARE from Stonehenge. BTW - you know, that glass shape you made is really a prism and when the sun hits it at the correct angle, it will burn you to a crisp...like at 8:03pm...oh SHIT! I'm too late...sorry everyone. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13317624 United States 08/13/2012 08:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21641902 Canada 08/13/2012 08:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
joey User ID: 21913157 United States 08/13/2012 09:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16542544 United States 08/13/2012 09:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1634447 United States 08/13/2012 09:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1444339 United States 08/13/2012 09:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I am preparing to contact the aliens according to their instructions. Does anyone have anything to tell them? They said that there is little time... The conduit is closing. The conduit is closing and our world is being absorbed by evil and deceitful men. They said there is still good left but that the good are weak and afraid. They said, "It sucks to be you." than hung up. |
domains User ID: 21914901 Canada 08/13/2012 09:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |