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hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..

 
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
the more i analyze this the more i realize you would have to be insane to join american, you would be a primary target for terrorist attacks for joining, not to mention, you are quietly the safest country on the planet to live in.
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08/14/2012 12:31 AM

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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
Pardon my barging in, OP, but please ask Canada if we at least can have Rush every-other weekend and, say, a month each summer.
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08/14/2012 12:33 AM
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
We'll share rush...but you only get to "borrow" them.

You guys have no idea what a shit storm you would get from Quebec!! We have a hard enough time keeping them with us....
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08/14/2012 12:34 AM
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Pardon my barging in, OP, but please ask Canada if we at least can have Rush every-other weekend and, say, a month each summer.
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your gonna have to clarify bud that made zero sense
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
no.
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
the more i analyze this the more i realize you would have to be insane to join american, you would be a primary target for terrorist attacks for joining, not to mention, you are quietly the safest country on the planet to live in.
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having said that, americas not going anywhere, so at least give it some consideration in the future
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08/14/2012 12:38 AM
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
Um, no thanks.

But glad you like us. We are pretty cool.

I kinda think some of your states are cool but I don't like your fed gov/military. If some of your states wanna join Canada I'd be happy to put in a good word for 'em :)

Canadian F
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08/14/2012 12:39 AM

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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
Pardon my barging in, OP, but please ask Canada if we at least can have Rush every-other weekend and, say, a month each summer.
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your gonna have to clarify bud that made zero sense
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Pardon my barging in, OP, but please ask Canada if we at least can have Rush every-other weekend and, say, a month each summer.
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your gonna have to clarify bud that made zero sense
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Rush, possibly the best band in history, is from Canada. I was negotiating shared custody.
Loving souls, starving trolls
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08/14/2012 12:40 AM
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
the more i analyze this the more i realize you would have to be insane to join american, you would be a primary target for terrorist attacks for joining, not to mention, you are quietly the safest country on the planet to live in.
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having said that, americas not going anywhere, so at least give it some consideration in the future
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neither is China but that doesn't make it a good place to live or to emulate, y'know?

Like I said, lots of you 'mericans are awesome... But the people leading your country... I don't like them and I don't trust where they are taking you.
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08/14/2012 12:42 AM
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
Pardon my barging in, OP, but please ask Canada if we at least can have Rush every-other weekend and, say, a month each summer.
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your gonna have to clarify bud that made zero sense
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Pardon my barging in, OP, but please ask Canada if we at least can have Rush every-other weekend and, say, a month each summer.
 Quoting: SoulWinner


your gonna have to clarify bud that made zero sense
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Rush, possibly the best band in history, is from Canada. I was negotiating shared custody.
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It's fine by me as long as you take Justin Beiber at the same time, package deal eh.
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08/14/2012 12:44 AM
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
We would rather that you would just get out of the way altogether. Then we could make day trips to Mexico.
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
Pardon my barging in, OP, but please ask Canada if we at least can have Rush every-other weekend and, say, a month each summer.
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your gonna have to clarify bud that made zero sense
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596


Pardon my barging in, OP, but please ask Canada if we at least can have Rush every-other weekend and, say, a month each summer.
 Quoting: SoulWinner


your gonna have to clarify bud that made zero sense
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Rush, possibly the best band in history, is from Canada. I was negotiating shared custody.
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it comes with Beiber too though. Gotta share the pride and the shame...
We also have Bachmann turner overdrive and the guess who. And bare naked ladies aren't too bad. Arcade fire if you're into that sorta stuff.
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
Pardon my barging in, OP, but please ask Canada if we at least can have Rush every-other weekend and, say, a month each summer.
 Quoting: SoulWinner


your gonna have to clarify bud that made zero sense
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596


Pardon my barging in, OP, but please ask Canada if we at least can have Rush every-other weekend and, say, a month each summer.
 Quoting: SoulWinner


your gonna have to clarify bud that made zero sense
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596


Rush, possibly the best band in history, is from Canada. I was negotiating shared custody.
 Quoting: SoulWinner


It's fine by me as long as you take Justin Beiber at the same time, package deal eh.
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hah, great Canucks think alike.
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
Aside from the leadership...we are just "different" we are more laid back, humble and polite> or so people say. It'd be like a quiet kid rooming with a boisterous one. The quiet one would constantly be drowned out. Not to say we don't like Americans because we do, but its just sort of different.
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
We would rather that you would just get out of the way altogether. Then we could make day trips to Mexico.
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at least they're nice enough not to crowd up Cuba...
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08/14/2012 12:46 AM
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GTFO !!!!!!!!!!! You can shove your independence up your ass, and gag on your liberty of speech man. Enjoy FEMA camps.
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08/14/2012 12:47 AM
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
We will unify under these conditions

Canadians all get 2nd Amendment rights

Federal Reserve, DHS, ATF, FBI and other alphabet agencies don't apply to Canadians and/or are abolished

Ron Paul is President of all of us

No unnecessary wars

In return for America,

Use of Oil sands & Freshwater

Deal?
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08/14/2012 12:50 AM
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
We will unify under these conditions

Canadians all get 2nd Amendment rights

Federal Reserve, DHS, ATF, FBI and other alphabet agencies don't apply to Canadians and/or are abolished

Ron Paul is President of all of us

No unnecessary wars

In return for America,

Use of Oil sands & Freshwater

Deal?
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fuck it, i'm down. we got enough oil to share lol. canadians are universally loved down here, i hope you guys know that
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08/14/2012 12:52 AM

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OP, please -- no deal without Rush.
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08/14/2012 12:53 AM
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
We will unify under these conditions

Canadians all get 2nd Amendment rights

Federal Reserve, DHS, ATF, FBI and other alphabet agencies don't apply to Canadians and/or are abolished

Ron Paul is President of all of us

No unnecessary wars

In return for America,

Use of Oil sands & Freshwater

Deal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1554318


fuck it, i'm down. we got enough oil to share lol. canadians are universally loved down here, i hope you guys know that
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596


Well then it's settled!

That was easy.

Send some AR's up, we will start the water pipe to Phoenix tomorrow !
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08/14/2012 12:53 AM
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your gonna have to clarify bud that made zero sense
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your gonna have to clarify bud that made zero sense
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Rush, possibly the best band in history, is from Canada. I was negotiating shared custody.
 Quoting: SoulWinner


It's fine by me as long as you take Justin Beiber at the same time, package deal eh.
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hah, great Canucks think alike.
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I like the way you think.
cheers
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08/14/2012 12:55 AM
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
Aside from the leadership...we are just "different" we are more laid back, humble and polite> or so people say. It'd be like a quiet kid rooming with a boisterous one. The quiet one would constantly be drowned out. Not to say we don't like Americans because we do, but its just sort of different.
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No, we could get pretty loud if we had to. We just don't want to, and usually we don't need to, so we'd rather be chill. Looks like ulcer central down there sometimes. Everyones yellong and ringing their hands about something all the freakin time... I mean in the media...not you normies... But still... It seems like it would get tiresome. Your election cycles ate particularly dirty and aggressive. Not like our politicians always play it fair (definitely not) but it doesn't tend to get to quite the same fever pitch of terror-tainted hyperbolic shrieking, yknow?

I realize this might all sound funny coming from a glper but.. I mean c'mon... Anything with the words "Paul Ryan" or "Michelle Obama" in it is just NOT major doom-news worth screaming about... Daily.... Or hourly, more like it. Its just not.
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
MMmmm we would have Coffee Crisp then!
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08/14/2012 12:57 AM
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
073, you hit the nail on the head! Exactly what I meant
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
We will unify under these conditions

Canadians all get 2nd Amendment rights

Federal Reserve, DHS, ATF, FBI and other alphabet agencies don't apply to Canadians and/or are abolished

Ron Paul is President of all of us

No unnecessary wars

In return for America,

Use of Oil sands & Freshwater

Deal?
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No way to Ron Paul nor any of their federal front runners.

Will consider Jill Stein.

Corporations cannot be people, lobbying must be illegal and campaigns must be capped at $10,000 per candidate.
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08/14/2012 01:00 AM
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
We will unify under these conditions

Canadians all get 2nd Amendment rights

Federal Reserve, DHS, ATF, FBI and other alphabet agencies don't apply to Canadians and/or are abolished

Ron Paul is President of all of us

No unnecessary wars

In return for America,

Use of Oil sands & Freshwater

Deal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1554318


fuck it, i'm down. we got enough oil to share lol. canadians are universally loved down here, i hope you guys know that
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we are almost out of oil. That's why we are scraping acres of forest up per barrel of oil. That's why we use 4 gallons of fresh water fit each gallon of oil we make.

We, like the rest of the planet, are running out of outdated sources of energy.
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
seriously, can we at least bring this idea to the public, canada, would your citizens be alright with this or would they reject it
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The thing that I would like about this idea is to buy a cottage type home in the south, like Texas or something and be able to work there too. I keep my home in Canada though. That's about all I see that would benefit me.
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
seriously, can we at least bring this idea to the public, canada, would your citizens be alright with this or would they reject it
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The thing that I would like about this idea is to buy a cottage type home in the south, like Texas or something and be able to work there too. I keep my home in Canada though. That's about all I see that would benefit me.
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you can do that now, as a Canadian.
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MMmmm we would have Coffee Crisp then!
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That's an awesome chocolate bar, Canadian smokes are better too! LOL Malboro's smell like a cigar to me.
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