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hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..

 
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08/14/2012 01:05 AM
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seriously, can we at least bring this idea to the public, canada, would your citizens be alright with this or would they reject it
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The thing that I would like about this idea is to buy a cottage type home in the south, like Texas or something and be able to work there too. I keep my home in Canada though. That's about all I see that would benefit me.
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you can do that now, as a Canadian.
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You can't get a job there for play money though.
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MMmmm we would have Coffee Crisp then!
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That's an awesome chocolate bar, Canadian smokes are better too! LOL Malboro's smell like a cigar to me.
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I think they also don't have mars bars, oh Henry, smarties and aero ...and I KNOW kinder surprises are ILLEGAL there!!!
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
We will unify under these conditions

Canadians all get 2nd Amendment rights

Federal Reserve, DHS, ATF, FBI and other alphabet agencies don't apply to Canadians and/or are abolished

Ron Paul is President of all of us

No unnecessary wars

In return for America,

Use of Oil sands & Freshwater

Deal?
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fuck it, i'm down. we got enough oil to share lol. canadians are universally loved down here, i hope you guys know that
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596


we are almost out of oil. That's why we are scraping acres of forest up per barrel of oil. That's why we use 4 gallons of fresh water fit each gallon of oil we make.

We, like the rest of the planet, are running out of outdated sources of energy.
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its sad but true, were taking everyone elses oil before we start using alaskan and texan oil
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08/14/2012 01:08 AM
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
seriously, can we at least bring this idea to the public, canada, would your citizens be alright with this or would they reject it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596


The thing that I would like about this idea is to buy a cottage type home in the south, like Texas or something and be able to work there too. I keep my home in Canada though. That's about all I see that would benefit me.
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you can do that now, as a Canadian.
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You can't get a job there for play money though.
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Can and have. it's called a TN visa, not hard to get.
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MMmmm we would have Coffee Crisp then!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18266813


That's an awesome chocolate bar, Canadian smokes are better too! LOL Malboro's smell like a cigar to me.
 Quoting: KateSask


I think they also don't have mars bars, oh Henry, smarties and aero ...and I KNOW kinder surprises are ILLEGAL there!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21737073


No way, I didn't know that? Kinder surprises are illegal? Why????
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The thing that I would like about this idea is to buy a cottage type home in the south, like Texas or something and be able to work there too. I keep my home in Canada though. That's about all I see that would benefit me.
 Quoting: KateSask


you can do that now, as a Canadian.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21737073


You can't get a job there for play money though.
 Quoting: KateSask


Can and have. it's called a TN visa, not hard to get.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21737073


hmmm, learn something new everyday, I'd apply at a golf course now after doing it this summer here, it's been a fun job, good tip money too! LOL
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
seriously, can we at least bring this idea to the public, canada, would your citizens be alright with this or would they reject it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596


The thing that I would like about this idea is to buy a cottage type home in the south, like Texas or something and be able to work there too. I keep my home in Canada though. That's about all I see that would benefit me.
 Quoting: KateSask


you can do that now, as a Canadian.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21737073


Yeah, i'M not seeing any benefits here at all.. We'll take Alaska, that makes sense geographically... Aside from that.... Drawing a blank.
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
MMmmm we would have Coffee Crisp then!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18266813


That's an awesome chocolate bar, Canadian smokes are better too! LOL Malboro's smell like a cigar to me.
 Quoting: KateSask


I think they also don't have mars bars, oh Henry, smarties and aero ...and I KNOW kinder surprises are ILLEGAL there!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21737073


No way, I didn't know that? Kinder surprises are illegal? Why????
 Quoting: KateSask


I tried your smarties, I didn't like them much. I think it's because I expected them to taste like m&ms but they didn't.

[link to www.cbc.ca]
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
MMmmm we would have Coffee Crisp then!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18266813


That's an awesome chocolate bar, Canadian smokes are better too! LOL Malboro's smell like a cigar to me.
 Quoting: KateSask


I think they also don't have mars bars, oh Henry, smarties and aero ...and I KNOW kinder surprises are ILLEGAL there!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21737073


No way, I didn't know that? Kinder surprises are illegal? Why????
 Quoting: KateSask


cause they have a toy inside a candy so a kid could choke on the toy and die....


This would make sense... If you believe they've never seen a kinder surprise and didn't see that its in a giant honking plastic egg that your kid would have to dislodge their jaw to cram it in their gullet somehow... But they know exactly what they are and they even arrested some guts for trying to import them across the border about a month ago.
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08/14/2012 01:13 AM
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It would be the biggest mistake they ever made......
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08/14/2012 01:13 AM
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That's an awesome chocolate bar, Canadian smokes are better too! LOL Malboro's smell like a cigar to me.
 Quoting: KateSask


I think they also don't have mars bars, oh Henry, smarties and aero ...and I KNOW kinder surprises are ILLEGAL there!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21737073


No way, I didn't know that? Kinder surprises are illegal? Why????
 Quoting: KateSask


I tried your smarties, I didn't like them much. I think it's because I expected them to taste like m&ms but they didn't.

[link to www.cbc.ca]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18266813


I actually like m&ms (esp. peanut butter) better but all my friends growing up thought I was crazy and saw m&ms as the off-brand or no-name smarties.
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08/14/2012 01:13 AM

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Oh come on now! OP asked so nicely, at least give him Quebec!
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08/14/2012 01:17 AM
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Oh come on now! OP asked so nicely, at least give him Quebec!
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give us quebec and montreal, we will give you... north dakota, and all of the senior resorts in florida
KateSask

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That's an awesome chocolate bar, Canadian smokes are better too! LOL Malboro's smell like a cigar to me.
 Quoting: KateSask


I think they also don't have mars bars, oh Henry, smarties and aero ...and I KNOW kinder surprises are ILLEGAL there!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21737073


No way, I didn't know that? Kinder surprises are illegal? Why????
 Quoting: KateSask


cause they have a toy inside a candy so a kid could choke on the toy and die....


This would make sense... If you believe they've never seen a kinder surprise and didn't see that its in a giant honking plastic egg that your kid would have to dislodge their jaw to cram it in their gullet somehow... But they know exactly what they are and they even arrested some guts for trying to import them across the border about a month ago.
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Oh. Holy sheet! LOL
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I think they also don't have mars bars, oh Henry, smarties and aero ...and I KNOW kinder surprises are ILLEGAL there!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21737073


No way, I didn't know that? Kinder surprises are illegal? Why????
 Quoting: KateSask


I tried your smarties, I didn't like them much. I think it's because I expected them to taste like m&ms but they didn't.

[link to www.cbc.ca]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18266813


I actually like m&ms (esp. peanut butter) better but all my friends growing up thought I was crazy and saw m&ms as the off-brand or no-name smarties.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21737073


Ha ha! I guess it's whatever you grow up on.

My husband is from (and still lives in) Canada and I'm in Texas so when he comes to visit he always tries to bring me something new to try. I am still not sure I want to try ketchup chips.
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08/14/2012 01:21 AM
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No way, I didn't know that? Kinder surprises are illegal? Why????
 Quoting: KateSask


I tried your smarties, I didn't like them much. I think it's because I expected them to taste like m&ms but they didn't.

[link to www.cbc.ca]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18266813


I actually like m&ms (esp. peanut butter) better but all my friends growing up thought I was crazy and saw m&ms as the off-brand or no-name smarties.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21737073


Ha ha! I guess it's whatever you grow up on.

My husband is from (and still lives in) Canada and I'm in Texas so when he comes to visit he always tries to bring me something new to try. I am still not sure I want to try ketchup chips.
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have him bring you some syrup, anything can beat the pislburry bullshit we have down here
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08/14/2012 01:24 AM
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Oh come on now! OP asked so nicely, at least give him Quebec!
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give us quebec and montreal, we will give you... north dakota, and all of the senior resorts in florida
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Can't do it, we'd lose a hockey team,,,,
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No way, I didn't know that? Kinder surprises are illegal? Why????
 Quoting: KateSask


I tried your smarties, I didn't like them much. I think it's because I expected them to taste like m&ms but they didn't.

[link to www.cbc.ca]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18266813


I actually like m&ms (esp. peanut butter) better but all my friends growing up thought I was crazy and saw m&ms as the off-brand or no-name smarties.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21737073


Ha ha! I guess it's whatever you grow up on.

My husband is from (and still lives in) Canada and I'm in Texas so when he comes to visit he always tries to bring me something new to try. I am still not sure I want to try ketchup chips.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18266813


They're great, actually. Try pickle as well... Not everyone likes pickle, but if you like salt and vinegar you will adore it. Ketchup is fairly popular, and similar to spicy chips.. Without the, er, spiciness. Lol!
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I tried your smarties, I didn't like them much. I think it's because I expected them to taste like m&ms but they didn't.

[link to www.cbc.ca]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18266813


I actually like m&ms (esp. peanut butter) better but all my friends growing up thought I was crazy and saw m&ms as the off-brand or no-name smarties.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21737073


Ha ha! I guess it's whatever you grow up on.

My husband is from (and still lives in) Canada and I'm in Texas so when he comes to visit he always tries to bring me something new to try. I am still not sure I want to try ketchup chips.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18266813


They're great, actually. Try pickle as well... Not everyone likes pickle, but if you like salt and vinegar you will adore it. Ketchup is fairly popular, and similar to spicy chips.. Without the, er, spiciness. Lol!
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I love salt and vinegar chips. I will have to tell him to bring me some pickle ones! I still need to go up there and try poutine.
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I actually like m&ms (esp. peanut butter) better but all my friends growing up thought I was crazy and saw m&ms as the off-brand or no-name smarties.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21737073


Ha ha! I guess it's whatever you grow up on.

My husband is from (and still lives in) Canada and I'm in Texas so when he comes to visit he always tries to bring me something new to try. I am still not sure I want to try ketchup chips.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18266813


They're great, actually. Try pickle as well... Not everyone likes pickle, but if you like salt and vinegar you will adore it. Ketchup is fairly popular, and similar to spicy chips.. Without the, er, spiciness. Lol!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21737073



I love salt and vinegar chips. I will have to tell him to bring me some pickle ones! I still need to go up there and try poutine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18266813


BC smoked salmon? That's always on the list of stuff I have to bring to friends overseas.
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
heads up guys, earthquake alert in california
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
Canada choose to remain loyal to the monarchy. Before the war of independence they were one country. I don't see Canada joining the US but a republic would be better than a democracy and the constitution would be better.
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but you wanna know something, the debate started here, and it will slowly gain steam, if the canadian people are up for it
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We're not.
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Ha ha! I guess it's whatever you grow up on.

My husband is from (and still lives in) Canada and I'm in Texas so when he comes to visit he always tries to bring me something new to try. I am still not sure I want to try ketchup chips.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18266813


They're great, actually. Try pickle as well... Not everyone likes pickle, but if you like salt and vinegar you will adore it. Ketchup is fairly popular, and similar to spicy chips.. Without the, er, spiciness. Lol!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21737073



I love salt and vinegar chips. I will have to tell him to bring me some pickle ones! I still need to go up there and try poutine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18266813


BC smoked salmon? That's always on the list of stuff I have to bring to friends overseas.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21419843


we also have great icewine (if you like dessert wines... Note, these are very sweet and not meant to be drunk like normal wines, they are almost like liquors), and of course our beautiful and conflict-free diamonds, if he's really got money to burn.

Also... Homemade maple fudge.
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08/14/2012 01:37 AM
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heads up guys, earthquake alert in california
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well, then maybe you can keep California
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heads up guys, earthquake alert in california
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well, then maybe you can keep California
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no... trust me you guys want california, there really cool and dont destroy nations, trust me
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08/14/2012 01:42 AM
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
I'm glad I came in here, so many foods and now wine to try in Canada. I'll make a list for my husband.

You guys are awesome!

cheers
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08/14/2012 01:43 AM
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heads up guys, earthquake alert in california
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well, then maybe you can keep California
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no... trust me you guys want california, there really cool and dont destroy nations, trust me
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I like their prop 65. Useful. I always dig having the facts.

I think they're megabroke though...also... They caused Hollywood to happen to us all...
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I'll try that again.


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that's a good song eh!

what's it aboot?
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08/14/2012 02:04 AM
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
I think Texas and Alberta should team up...we're the only people who do actual work. The rest of you deviants can do whatever you people do...
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Re: hey canada, i dont know if this will offend you or make you happy but..
the shootin's gonna start pretty soon. come on down and join in.....