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I was waterboarded by aliens from outer space! I was forced against my will into their star ship!

 
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I was waterboarded by aliens from outer space! I was forced against my will into their star ship!
While protesting the Evil, I was pulled out of my car and floated up into a UFO last night. Four people in the parking lot of our IHOP saw this and tried to pull me back down with a tree pruning pole. They were almost electrocuted by the force that traveled thru the pruner and knocked them into the ground.

The local rescue squad had to dig them out.

I tried to run away, but ended up in a Demon ship and was water boarded with some alien device that made noises that sounded like a cat meowing.

I THEN WAS TOLD TO LEAVE THIS WORLD OR DIE BY NEXT Tuesday. They also made me listen to their music, which sounds like Satan taking a dump.

They then flew me back to the municipal dump, where I awoke an hour ago.

Someone, please make the sign of the cross for me.....
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08/14/2012 01:00 AM
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"I THEN WAS TOLD TO LEAVE THIS WORLD OR DIE BY NEXT Tuesday"


And nothing of value will be lost.
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08/26/2013 12:46 AM

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Re: I was waterboarded by aliens from outer space! I was forced against my will into their star ship!
Probably a good idea to not use whatever drug combination that you used this weekend. For your health, just stick to pot and alcohol.
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Re: I was waterboarded by aliens from outer space! I was forced against my will into their star ship!
Them aliens are sick waterboarders. They catch ALL the fattest t00bz...

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listen --> [link to nextgenfm.com]
Get your weather forecast without all the bullshit! --> [link to nextgenfm.com]

We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
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Re: I was waterboarded by aliens from outer space! I was forced against my will into their star ship!
While protesting the Evil, I was pulled out of my car and floated up into a UFO last night. Four people in the parking lot of our IHOP saw this and tried to pull me back down with a tree pruning pole. They were almost electrocuted by the force that traveled thru the pruner and knocked them into the ground.

The local rescue squad had to dig them out.

I tried to run away, but ended up in a Demon ship and was water boarded with some alien device that made noises that sounded like a cat meowing.

I THEN WAS TOLD TO LEAVE THIS WORLD OR DIE BY NEXT Tuesday. They also made me listen to their music, which sounds like Satan taking a dump.

They then flew me back to the municipal dump, where I awoke an hour ago.

Someone, please make the sign of the cross for me.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19633832


you must have some pretty good weed
Astral Goat
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Re: I was waterboarded by aliens from outer space! I was forced against my will into their star ship!
MMMmmm

I love iHOP

I also like abduction stories
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We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
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Re: I was waterboarded by aliens from outer space! I was forced against my will into their star ship!
Did they also enter your star ship?
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01/10/2015 02:15 AM
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Some of the best abductions take place at IHOP
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01/10/2015 02:18 AM
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Re: I was waterboarded by aliens from outer space! I was forced against my will into their star ship!
Did they also enter your star ship?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66570921


With their probe?

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People don't carry around tree pruning poles in IHOP parking lots. I call...

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