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I was waterboarded by aliens from outer space! I was forced against my will into their star ship!
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Anonymous Coward |
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While protesting the Evil, I was pulled out of my car and floated up into a UFO last night. Four people in the parking lot of our IHOP saw this and tried to pull me back down with a tree pruning pole. They were almost electrocuted by the force that traveled thru the pruner and knocked them into the ground.
The local rescue squad had to dig them out.
I tried to run away, but ended up in a Demon ship and was water boarded with some alien device that made noises that sounded like a cat meowing.
I THEN WAS TOLD TO LEAVE THIS WORLD OR DIE BY NEXT Tuesday. They also made me listen to their music, which sounds like Satan taking a dump.
They then flew me back to the municipal dump, where I awoke an hour ago.
Someone, please make the sign of the cross for me.....
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19633832 you must have some pretty good weed
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