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Cheney grunted mellowly as Kissinger caressed his hairy bitch-tits. The LSD was kicking in.

 
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Cheney grunted mellowly as Kissinger caressed his hairy bitch-tits. The LSD was kicking in.
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Re: Cheney grunted mellowly as Kissinger caressed his hairy bitch-tits. The LSD was kicking in.
In his peripheral vision, he could see Donnie Rumsfeld sitting in the corner, wacking his celery stalk...
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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That was enough for me ! jerkit
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Re: Cheney grunted mellowly as Kissinger caressed his hairy bitch-tits. The LSD was kicking in.
Kissinger slowly moved his finger up and down the scar from Cheney's last heart surgery. He could feel the pulsing of the most recent heart begin to quicken.

Cheney began to see the pattern in the carpet come to life as the LSD took it's hold. After glancing over at Donald, he felt a sudden urge to eat celery.
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Re: Cheney grunted mellowly as Kissinger caressed his hairy bitch-tits. The LSD was kicking in.
Donald swaggered over to where Cheney and Kissinger were sitting and asked "Which one of you boys has some peanut butter for my celery stalk?"

Kissinger glanced up and replied "I'm more of a fan of cheese whiz."

A grin slowly spread out across Rumsfeld's skeletal mouth. "That'll do just nicely."

Just then Cheney startled himself out of a thousand yard stare and said "Hey, Kissinsuck, you go get the cheeze whiz while I watch Donnie shake his money maker to some 90's techno."
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Re: Cheney grunted mellowly as Kissinger caressed his hairy bitch-tits. The LSD was kicking in.
Cheney went to his room to grab his Dance Mix '93 tape and his boom box.

Rumsfeld cleared away the coffee table to make room for a dance floor. Dick came back and set up the music and a small strobe light.

"Hurry up with that cheese whiz Kissypants!" yelled Cheney.

Cheney took up his seat on the couch as Kissinger arrived with the slightly warmed cheese whiz. He pressed play on the boom box and 'Mr. Vain' came pounding through the speakers.

Donald began a robust and enthusiastic dance routine as Kissinger spread cheese whiz on celery and slowly fed it to Cheney.
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OMG, I hope this doesnt turn someone on. I feel sorry for anyone that fantasizes these two togetheryak
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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Re: Cheney grunted mellowly as Kissinger caressed his hairy bitch-tits. The LSD was kicking in.
Kissinger reached down and outlined the curve of cheney's buttock with his finger. As the acid took full affect his finger found a morsel of fecal matter dried on one of cheney's ass hairs.

Kissinger plucked it off and as his arm moved upward through the air he noticed the tracers left behind. Suddenly there was an echo. He imagined he though. Holding the dingle berry in front of his dilated pupils he salivated then popped it in his mouth.
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Re: Cheney grunted mellowly as Kissinger caressed his hairy bitch-tits. The LSD was kicking in.
"Poppers, boys, we need to find us some poppers...", muttered Donald absentmindedly as the acid-induced swirling colors and kaleidoscopic patterns on the walls distracted him.
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And finally the moment everyone has been waiting for, Barack crawls in on all fours beckoning everyone to dump their load on his creamy chocolate face. They oblige in kind...
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I couldn't get through the first post. Too many pent up homosexual fantasies about dominant older men. LSD is too cool to even be in this post.
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Re: Cheney grunted mellowly as Kissinger caressed his hairy bitch-tits. The LSD was kicking in.
There no respect in the world...you people should be ashamed of yourselves

...anyway, here's my contribution.
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‘I have a little something for you Dick,’ said Kissinger removing a silver 10” cylinder from his pocket.

“O Kissy-Babe!” gasped Cheney, “That’s not what I think it is?”

‘Yes Dicky,’ said Kissinger with a low evil Chuckle, ‘it’s the Alien Anal Probe that Nixon stole from area 51.'

Cheney groaned as the room lit-up, the buzzing barely audible over the driving beat of the Village Peoples’ ‘In the Navy’ blearing from Kissinger’s Mobile.
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Meanwhile Donald was fumbling through a cabinet drawer. "Where the hell are they? I know you've got a stash somewhere, Dick. Where are the poppers?"

"What do you need them for?", Cheney replied while gently caressing the incredibly smooth surface of the alien anal probe. "Don, I know you're already loose enough down there for a fist or two, and even a puckered-up choirboy with an extra-virgin sphincter could take this baby without KY or poppers.", he chuckled.

"Found them!", Donald exclaimed cheerfully and dangled out a velvety string pouch.

He worked frantically to open the purple pouch and pulled out a handful of glass vials.

"Now we're cookin' with gas! Pop'em up, boys, and let's get the party going!"
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Re: Cheney grunted mellowly as Kissinger caressed his hairy bitch-tits. The LSD was kicking in.
The infant stuffed with carrots and celery that was roasting in the oven was almost done.
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what is the ziofascist obsession with "sphincters" anyway?
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This is not so far off the truth.
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Re: Cheney grunted mellowly as Kissinger caressed his hairy bitch-tits. The LSD was kicking in.
The doorbell rang and Rumsfeld (dressed in a gimp suit) answered. It was a delivery of boys from their friends at penn state.

Suddenly, "The Kiss" aka Kissinger, began to focus on the terrorized and victimized boys more than Cheney.

Cheney, with the lipstick Kissinger made him wear and the lace teddy with a hole torn at the anus, began to cry. He grabbed a shotgun and pointed it at "the kiss". Cheney, broken hearted and with KY dripping from his anus was inconsolable. He asked the "the kiss" how he could have done this too him. "the kiss" had seen Dick like this during other party and play , "stuff the dick in the Cheney" scenarios, but he was cautious every time. Cheney was half machine and did kill over 3000 people in one day once.

"the kiss" calmly said to dick...
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The infant stuffed with carrots and celery that was roasting in the oven was almost done.
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