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something weird is going on with bats!

 
silvervega
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something weird is going on with bats!
I manage property I got a tenant call today about bats, went there found nothing duh it's day time! no bats! my wife just screamed at me from the bathroom I was sleeping I work for a living (she does too I guess) there is a bat trying to come thru the louvers in our bathroom ceiling fan. You can here it sniffing and shuffling and see it's attempts to get through the louvers. why are bats trying to get in? p.s. my dogs and cats seem fine!
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
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08/14/2012 11:48 PM
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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
why are bats trying to get in?
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to shatter the illusion
silvervega (OP)
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08/14/2012 11:50 PM

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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
I am scared to open my bathroom door what if the bats fall out of the ceiling fan like a damn burst. What if they start squeezing out from under the bathroom door. AND know I have to pee this ain't cool!
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
silvervega (OP)
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08/14/2012 11:52 PM

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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
I think the bats have plan to get in after that they are fucked by TENNIS RACKET!
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
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08/14/2012 11:54 PM
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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
So, are these the maple "Louisville Slugger" bats or your garden variety aluminum ones ?
silvervega (OP)
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08/14/2012 11:56 PM

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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
for fuck sake I left TENNIS RACKET at rental ( those girls like to swing big) Guess I have to lob beer cans at them! I am a pretty good aim!
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
silvervega (OP)
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08/14/2012 11:59 PM

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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
I am opening the door I gotta pee made to many beer can projectiles that wont work!
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
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08/14/2012 11:59 PM

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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
I was laughing at you OP, but the Willies kicked it and I started feeling sorry for you. I don't think I could sleep know those things are coming into the house. Sounds like yours are making themselves at home and won't be leaving anytime soon.

Time to call a professional Bat Control & Removal specialist.


Best of luck to you!

hf

Last Edited by CatBTX on 08/15/2012 12:00 AM
silvervega (OP)
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08/15/2012 12:08 AM

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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
Oh when I turn on the vent he gets sucked around and makes noise then my dogs react. How do I get him out?
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
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08/15/2012 12:10 AM

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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
vent on on or vent off and I have the hiccups!
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
silvervega (OP)
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08/15/2012 12:14 AM

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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
vent on on or vent off and I have the hiccups!
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I am not trying to hurt bat but this is MY house Get out
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
silvervega (OP)
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08/15/2012 12:16 AM

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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
vent on on or vent off and I have the hiccups!
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I am not trying to hurt bat but this is MY house Get out
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I have started to feel psyops controlled fuck this bat VENT ON get lost!
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
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08/15/2012 12:17 AM
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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
Got to love them little critters.
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08/15/2012 12:17 AM

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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
vent on on or vent off and I have the hiccups!
 Quoting: silvervega


I am not trying to hurt bat but this is MY house Get out
 Quoting: silvervega


Now you have me reading and yikes:

"Bats become a nuisance when they roost in large numbers in human dwellings. The rapid and smelly accumulation of guano (droppings) is unsanitary, and serves as a fertile breeding ground for a fungal disease called Histoplasmosis, which is transferable to humans who breathe in the fungal spores. Bats are also known to carry rabies, a viral disease that causes progressive paralysis and death in mammals, including humans."

and this...

"Bats need only a half inch or less of space to crawl through"

[link to www.aaanimalcontrol.com]
Tuff~Kooky

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08/15/2012 12:17 AM
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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
OP, I think that maybe the Bat came in through the chimney on the roof and is only trying to get back out because it got lost. Many animals that depend on magnetism are getting lost these days. Bees are a perfect example.

Maybe if there's any way you can go up on the roof and make sure the vent is open on the top of the chimney, the Bat can get back out...

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silvervega (OP)
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08/15/2012 12:18 AM

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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
OH CRAP HE AIN"T IN THE VENT ANY MORE DOOM ON!
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08/15/2012 12:19 AM
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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
leave the light on.

they no likey.
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08/15/2012 12:20 AM
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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
I think bats just sometimes get into houses.
I am not a anonymous coward.
silvervega (OP)
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08/15/2012 12:22 AM

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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
I do not have a problem with flying things but when they are trying to squish through small spaces I feel like Brief!
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
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08/15/2012 12:25 AM

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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
anyone remember the warning about ebola virus and bats? be careful!
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08/15/2012 12:26 AM

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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
I do not have a problem with flying things but when they are trying to squish through small spaces I feel like Brief!
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I can't say for sure, but have the impression that Brief would probably shoot it. LOL!

BTW: I'm not endorsing the discharge of a firearm in your home. Unless you're in the country, that could cause you some serious problems with the neighbors and the local PD.
silvervega (OP)
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08/15/2012 12:33 AM

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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
I think the bright lights and the Celing fan made the critter move but in the off chance I an ready to stomp a bat to death with my bare feet! Why because that's what feet do in a panic!
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
silvervega (OP)
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08/15/2012 12:34 AM

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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
guns are good too but ya gotta be ready to remove a VEIN!
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
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08/15/2012 12:35 AM

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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
I think the bright lights and the Celing fan made the critter move but in the off chance I an ready to stomp a bat to death with my bare feet! Why because that's what feet do in a panic!
 Quoting: silvervega


Don't you have a baseball bat or a shovel or something? What if you step on it wrong and your skin is penetrated by its teeth?
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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
I think they may want to be oooler, it is very hot out this summer and it seems this is going on in alot of places. They sleep during the day in the heat and probably are seeking a cooler place to sleep yet then find out there is no regular access out.
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bat

brooms work

g'luck
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08/15/2012 12:52 AM
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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
It's a vampire, and he's pissed off now!
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08/15/2012 12:58 AM
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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
I do not have a problem with flying things but when they are trying to squish through small spaces I feel like Brief!
 Quoting: silvervega


I can't say for sure, but have the impression that Brief would probably shoot it. LOL!

BTW: I'm not endorsing the discharge of a firearm in your home. Unless you're in the country, that could cause you some serious problems with the neighbors and the local PD.
 Quoting: CatBTX


I shot a spider in my bedroom about 10 yrs ago...LOL... The thing was huge. I was sleeping and seen this huge shadow move across the room. It was way to big to step on. For this I suggest a stake through the heart.
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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
I manage property I got a tenant call today about bats, went there found nothing duh it's day time! no bats! my wife just screamed at me from the bathroom I was sleeping I work for a living (she does too I guess) there is a bat trying to come thru the louvers in our bathroom ceiling fan. You can here it sniffing and shuffling and see it's attempts to get through the louvers. why are bats trying to get in? p.s. my dogs and cats seem fine!
 Quoting: silvervega


I don't know what area you are in but I have been seeing bats in the daytime. I know they shouldn't be out but they are. There was one on my porch about a week ago. It was about 5pm. I read somewhere that you only see them in the day if they are sick with rabies.

Last Edited by Nostalgic Rain on 08/15/2012 01:02 AM
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Re: something weird is going on with bats!
I do not have a problem with flying things but when they are trying to squish through small spaces I feel like Brief!
 Quoting: silvervega


I can't say for sure, but have the impression that Brief would probably shoot it. LOL!

BTW: I'm not endorsing the discharge of a firearm in your home. Unless you're in the country, that could cause you some serious problems with the neighbors and the local PD.
 Quoting: CatBTX


I shot a spider in my bedroom about 10 yrs ago...LOL... The thing was huge. I was sleeping and seen this huge shadow move across the room. It was way to big to step on. For this I suggest a stake through the heart.
 Quoting: TOMMY B


LOL! I have horror stories with the snakes coming into the house and I really hate snakes. I picked up the shotgun for one incident, but opted for the hoe instead.

I remember my mother walking into the house after working in the yard when I was young. She had a tarantula covering the top of her head. Freaking thing was huge, but all I could do was point and stare. I'm not a big spider fan either, but you should have heard her scream once she figured it out. LMAO!

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