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The Obama administration on Tuesday directed young illegal immigrants to fill out new forms and pay $465 if they want to apply under a new program that would let them avoid deportation and obtain a U.S. work permit.

The paperwork for the program, known as Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, can be downloaded from the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services website, said the agency's director, Alejandro Mayorkas. Applicants must pay a $465 fee and provide proof of identity and eligibility.

A decision on each application could take several months, and immigrants have been warned not to leave the country while their application is pending. If they are allowed to stay in the United States and want to travel internationally, they will need to apply for permission to come back into the country, a request that would cost $360 more.

The document, obtained by The Associated Press, estimated that the program could cost between $467.7 million and $585.4 million.

[link to bigstory.ap.org]
 Quoting: ~Jay~


I spent more than that original fee of $450.00 this past weekend taking my family of 4 to Ringling bros Barnum and Bailey Circus. After $20 parking, 47 per ticket x 4, 2 kids drinks in collectable glasses $24. Spinning whatever you call them light up LED things for the kiddos 2 x $22 . A coke for me at 5.99; no souvenier there as it was a plain jane stars cup!

I only ever went to a circus once before myself, as a child, and it was not B&B. Anyway,I had to get some peanuts..another 4.99 for a bag in plastic(not even hot).. ohhh well, the kids loved them anyway and that wAS what it was all about!

We were at the AA center here in Dallas. Two cotton candy's for the kids ($12:00 ea.),that did have the coolest "Dr Seus" type hats, with the circus details "GREATEST SHOW IN THE WORLD" on them, and I put those away for them to remember another day.

My son wanted to have a boomering..similar to a boomarang, that he had seen th clouns playing with during intermission..(total set-up!,for us parents), and of course they were selling them in the corridors on the way out! haha!

Alright then like $322.00

..and we have season tickets to Six Flags and only used them once!...thats a first, but it was 108 last weekend...hell no!!!!

OH Yes! A stinking (iI mean LIYERALLY stinking iIndian woman around the age of 40 came in that AA center and dat down behind us. This woman's body odor was so horrible that we moved from our $ 47.00 each lower balcony seats. I would have made a comment to her if she did not have tgree children with her, and I did not have minr with me, but I swore that I would post acomment when I got a chance on GLP about the filthy nature of Indians that have the Audicity to come to our country and not bathe, or wear deodorant, then go plop their stinkink, filthy ass in a public place!!!


I fucking care if you yhink it's healthier to bathe rarele. Make sure you get that rare fkn bath before you come and plop your sweatty ass behind me!

DO YOU HEAR ME?

I will not be so nice next time, and it was bad eneough that security had to reseat us, as the security officer took one whiff, look, and was more than empathetic!

Thabks to the security that made our time enjoyable, after I almost vomited because of that nasty, filthy, stinking, disgusting bitch!
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open ur legs america - at this point, you could land the hubble in there and we wouldnt feel it. eyeroll.
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would you please refrain from subjecting us to your personal life!
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Hey Skippy, leave her alone. She's nice
stfu
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Good , immigrants build this nation.
It's quite funny to hear rednecks shrieking hateful slurs, With small exception everybody in US is immigrant- past or present
People threatened by newcomers are good for nothin anyway- fat,lazy and dumb. Could be nice to get rid of that garbage,replenish US population with motivated , hard-working and fertile class of humans
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What would you expect an illegal to do. Of course they will get to vote, just don't let them in on the secret that the electorial college are the only votes that count.
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Another redneck , only citizens vote , this has nothing to do with voting you retard
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OK, you think they just want more people here? Get a clue Dude.
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08/15/2012 07:39 AM
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Obama is desperate for the illegal vote.
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open ur legs america - at this point, you could land the hubble in there and we wouldnt feel it. eyeroll.
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would you please refrain from subjecting us to your personal life!
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I could stand to hear a little moretomato
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Obama is desperate for the illegal vote.
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Not at all, Americans demand to fix the law that is impossible to obey
This minor adjustment still doesn't address the problem of the modern day slavery - people called " illegal"
Some like to have houses clean ,lawn cut, lead paint removed but god forbids that hard workers would have the same rights as them!
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Obama is doing everything in his power to start civil war!
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LOL!!

So how's that 2nd Amendment working out for ya?

You know, the 2nd Amendment that's supposed to prevent gov't tyranny such as this!

Because, this is straight fucking up GOVERNMENT TYRANNY if a president is allowing ILLEGAL, ENEMY INVADERS FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY -- TENS OF MILLIONS OF THEM -- Visa holders.

LOL!! Sooooooo...when are those millions upon millions of guns going to "scare" the gov't?

dumbasses.

The 2nd Amendment does FUCK ALL for preventing tyranny, which is why (and I've said it for fucking years), the gov't will NEVER eliminate the 2nd Amendment -- NEVER! You fuckin fear mongers.
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Funny, when we emigrated to New Zealand, we had to prove we had training, education and skills, spoke English, had no criminal history, had no medical conditions. We had to pay thousands of dollars, too.

I hear that moving to the US legally is even harder and more expensive.

If you do it legally.
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Only if you are white.
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open ur legs america - at this point, you could land the hubble in there and we wouldnt feel it. eyeroll.
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would you please refrain from subjecting us to your personal life!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10691197


That wasnt very nice
 Quoting: BambiGirl


Phennommennonns crude and unlady like talk isn't very nice either.

If we don't hold ourselves to higher standards we are no different than the other animals coming to north america.

Your sentiment is understood Phennommennonn and I agree, however if you could express yourself in a civilized and mature manner it would be appreciated.
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I have an idea for a new immigration program. Arrest all of them, convict them of a felony, and send them home with no chance of ever coming here legally. Then open up work permits for people that want to be here legally. If they over stay their permit, see step 1.
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
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Obama is desperate for the illegal vote.
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Not at all, Americans demand to fix the law that is impossible to obey
This minor adjustment still doesn't address the problem of the modern day slavery - people called " illegal"
Some like to have houses clean ,lawn cut, lead paint removed but god forbids that hard workers would have the same rights as them!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7528810


They are called "illegal" because they are breaking the law. They have committed a felony by entering the United States without a passport or any immigration paper work. They have not tried to meet the requirements to come here legally. To become legal American citizens, they would have to start by being fluent in English. Most illegals don't speak English at all. There should never be a "path to citizenship" for illegals. They should all be convicted and deported. The immigration policy should be loosened up to allow more temporary workers to come in, do a job, and then go home.
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
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Every voting location will have 100% ID check.

Sales for plastic zip ties have skyrocketed.
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Millions of Americans unemployed, losing everything they've got, or living in fear of losing everything, and Traitor Obama lets foreign criminals stay here? And work?

It shows plainly what Traitor Obama thinks of the American people.
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Move you sorry ass where job is , learning some skill beside speaking English may also help.
There is enough job for everybody and nobody will pay more because you are dumb , clean some toilets!
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irony for $1000, alex.
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The Obama administration on Tuesday directed young illegal immigrants to fill out new forms and pay $465 if they want to apply under a new program that would let them avoid deportation and obtain a U.S. work permit.

The paperwork for the program, known as Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, can be downloaded from the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services website, said the agency's director, Alejandro Mayorkas. Applicants must pay a $465 fee and provide proof of identity and eligibility.

A decision on each application could take several months, and immigrants have been warned not to leave the country while their application is pending. If they are allowed to stay in the United States and want to travel internationally, they will need to apply for permission to come back into the country, a request that would cost $360 more.

The document, obtained by The Associated Press, estimated that the program could cost between $467.7 million and $585.4 million.

[link to bigstory.ap.org]
 Quoting: ~Jay~


This is awesome. So if you have a Mexican friend that you want to come to the usa. You just fill out the forms for them, or have them fill them out and mail them to you, then you submit them, with the money. Then if they get approved, you can order the travel waiver. Then mail the waiver to them and they can stroll on in, get a job, and get to work. This is a great idea. People with no violent crimes on record should be able to pay $2,000 USD/year and be able to come here and work. We were all born to this planet, so the peaceful ones, should be able to travel freely and work and explore as they please.5a
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your a fucking nutjob.
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LOL!!

So how's that 2nd Amendment working out for ya?

You know, the 2nd Amendment that's supposed to prevent gov't tyranny such as this!

Because, this is straight fucking up GOVERNMENT TYRANNY if a president is allowing ILLEGAL, ENEMY INVADERS FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY -- TENS OF MILLIONS OF THEM -- Visa holders.

LOL!! Sooooooo...when are those millions upon millions of guns going to "scare" the gov't?

dumbasses.

The 2nd Amendment does FUCK ALL for preventing tyranny, which is why (and I've said it for fucking years), the gov't will NEVER eliminate the 2nd Amendment -- NEVER! You fuckin fear mongers.
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BEST.POST.EVER!

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Good , immigrants build this nation.
It's quite funny to hear rednecks shrieking hateful slurs, With small exception everybody in US is immigrant- past or present
People threatened by newcomers are good for nothin anyway- fat,lazy and dumb. Could be nice to get rid of that garbage,replenish US population with motivated , hard-working and fertile class of humans
 Quoting: real man 7528810


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 Quoting: Yogi2493


you too are spreading the lie that this is good,Americans have since the 50s have had too listen too people like you talking shit and now America is almost collapsing,so beat it dickhead,no one is listening to you liberal retards anymore.
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The Obama administration on Tuesday directed young illegal immigrants to fill out new forms and pay $465 if they want to apply under a new program that would let them avoid deportation and obtain a U.S. work permit.

The paperwork for the program, known as Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, can be downloaded from the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services website, said the agency's director, Alejandro Mayorkas. Applicants must pay a $465 fee and provide proof of identity and eligibility.

A decision on each application could take several months, and immigrants have been warned not to leave the country while their application is pending. If they are allowed to stay in the United States and want to travel internationally, they will need to apply for permission to come back into the country, a request that would cost $360 more.

The document, obtained by The Associated Press, estimated that the program could cost between $467.7 million and $585.4 million.

[link to bigstory.ap.org]
 Quoting: ~Jay~


This is awesome. So if you have a Mexican friend that you want to come to the usa. You just fill out the forms for them, or have them fill them out and mail them to you, then you submit them, with the money. Then if they get approved, you can order the travel waiver. Then mail the waiver to them and they can stroll on in, get a job, and get to work. This is a great idea. People with no violent crimes on record should be able to pay $2,000 USD/year and be able to come here and work. We were all born to this planet, so the peaceful ones, should be able to travel freely and work and explore as they please.5a
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Can I have your address? I'd like to wander into your house as I please. Do remember to leave the door unlocked won't you?
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Barack Obama "has deported more people than any other president in this country's history."
If you instead compare the two presidents’ monthly averages, it works out to 32,886 for Obama and 20,964 for Bush, putting Obama clearly in the lead. Bill Clinton is far behind with 869,676 total and 9,059 per month. All previous occupants of the White House going back to 1892 fell well short of the level of the three most recent presidents.

[link to www.politifact.com]
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The Obama administration on Tuesday directed young illegal immigrants to fill out new forms and pay $465 if they want to apply under a new program that would let them avoid deportation and obtain a U.S. work permit.

The paperwork for the program, known as Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, can be downloaded from the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services website, said the agency's director, Alejandro Mayorkas. Applicants must pay a $465 fee and provide proof of identity and eligibility.

A decision on each application could take several months, and immigrants have been warned not to leave the country while their application is pending. If they are allowed to stay in the United States and want to travel internationally, they will need to apply for permission to come back into the country, a request that would cost $360 more.

The document, obtained by The Associated Press, estimated that the program could cost between $467.7 million and $585.4 million.

[link to bigstory.ap.org]
 Quoting: ~Jay~


This is awesome. So if you have a Mexican friend that you want to come to the usa. You just fill out the forms for them, or have them fill them out and mail them to you, then you submit them, with the money. Then if they get approved, you can order the travel waiver. Then mail the waiver to them and they can stroll on in, get a job, and get to work. This is a great idea. People with no violent crimes on record should be able to pay $2,000 USD/year and be able to come here and work. We were all born to this planet, so the peaceful ones, should be able to travel freely and work and explore as they please.5a
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Fuck you.
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Applicants must pay a $465 fee and provide proof of identity and eligibility.


That is the odd bit isn't it? How the hell does a "illegal" alien get these id cards anyway? Perhaps the zionazis are right and we all need a id that is verifies us as american citizenship.
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LOL!!

So how's that 2nd Amendment working out for ya?

You know, the 2nd Amendment that's supposed to prevent gov't tyranny such as this!

Because, this is straight fucking up GOVERNMENT TYRANNY if a president is allowing ILLEGAL, ENEMY INVADERS FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY -- TENS OF MILLIONS OF THEM -- Visa holders.

LOL!! Sooooooo...when are those millions upon millions of guns going to "scare" the gov't?

dumbasses.

The 2nd Amendment does FUCK ALL for preventing tyranny, which is why (and I've said it for fucking years), the gov't will NEVER eliminate the 2nd Amendment -- NEVER! You fuckin fear mongers.
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Millions of Americans unemployed, losing everything they've got, or living in fear of losing everything, and Traitor Obama lets foreign criminals stay here? And work?

It shows plainly what Traitor Obama thinks of the American people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21866261


Move you sorry ass where job is , learning some skill beside speaking English may also help.
There is enough job for everybody and nobody will pay more because you are dumb , clean some toilets!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7528810


Nice English!!
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If I understand this -
an illegal can "buy" US citizenship and can "buy" right
to international travel?
While an American is subject to gross limitations under abuse of process and abuse of Public Office?
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LOL!!

So how's that 2nd Amendment working out for ya?

You know, the 2nd Amendment that's supposed to prevent gov't tyranny such as this!

Because, this is straight fucking up GOVERNMENT TYRANNY if a president is allowing ILLEGAL, ENEMY INVADERS FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY -- TENS OF MILLIONS OF THEM -- Visa holders.

LOL!! Sooooooo...when are those millions upon millions of guns going to "scare" the gov't?

dumbasses.

The 2nd Amendment does FUCK ALL for preventing tyranny, which is why (and I've said it for fucking years), the gov't will NEVER eliminate the 2nd Amendment -- NEVER! You fuckin fear mongers.
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FUCKING PWNT THE GUNTARDS!!

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Cool, soon everybody can become an American just like that. What are the best states to live in? Florida seems too hot for me.
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I'm actually trying to migrate legally, but I'm on the verge of getting my application rejected. I've already received a lot of tough questions from the USCIS. I spent 6 years in US universities and worked for nearly 3 years paying my taxes, no criminal records, even setup a freelance business aside from my real job. I think fact of the matter is that US is in a whole lot of trouble economically. The current government is not favorable to businesses or creating jobs. They cannot obviously take everyone in when the ones who are already here are having trouble. I was just looking at a chart that indicates the rejections for legal work permits are at an all time high, same happened in 08. So I really understand if I don't make it (although I really, really wanted to stay), its not a right but a privilege to stay in a great country like USA.

But my question is why allow the illegals in if you are rejecting legal immigrants enmasse.
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It's a huge gamble for american people.

Either vote Obama and get the same for the next 4 years or vote Romney and get armageddon via Fedex.

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