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my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch

 
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my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
the fuck?
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
thats a gift belive it or not
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08/15/2012 03:46 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
its trying to show you its been a good kitty.. at least its killing them unless you want mice running around everywhere??
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
thats a gift belive it or not
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show kitty you appreciate it... scramble it up in a few eggs and chow down where the cat can watch
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
its trying to show you its been a good kitty.. at least its killing them unless you want mice running around everywhere??
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I'm fine with him killing mice, but killing a mouse and just laying it there outside my front door, that i stepped on btw
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
thats a gift belive it or not
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THIS /\
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
So you own a cat and yet you know nothing about them.
Great.
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08/15/2012 03:50 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
nice that he butchered it for you.
I had a tiny coarse haired little cat that was an incredible hunter.
I lived up the bush in a big shed and one morning she had lined up 6 bush rats all in a row at the foot of the stairs.

she was all smiling and purring when I came down
Judethz
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
thats a gift belive it or not
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kitkats Show some appreciation.
Anonymous Coward
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08/15/2012 03:53 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
We are all animals- what differentiates us is our sensory apparatus and other meatware with all the consequent programming.

Intelligence and awareness are not confined to our species.

This statement is readily observed by a study of cats.
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
Consider yourself lucky that he hasn't brought live birds and chipmunks into the house the way ours has done.
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08/15/2012 03:55 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
I'm fine with him killing mice, but killing a mouse and just laying it there outside my front door, that i stepped on btw
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The sky is blue, the grass is green, and cats hunt and kill mice. Matter of fact, that's why they were domesticated for cohabitation with humans in the first place, to protect the food supply from vermin.


Welcome to the planet Earth, OP. I take it you're new here.
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08/15/2012 03:56 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
Now that's real love!
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08/15/2012 03:57 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
At least you didn't find your cat laying there with IT'S organs out, on the side of the road, as I did mine.
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
They domesticated themselves by charm as well as usefulness.
Wildness is a heartbeat away.
They belong to themselves.
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
So you own a cat and yet you know nothing about them.
Great.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16578368


not mine, my moms, my mom and dad went to the ozarks for the week so i stayed over here to watch there house at night, and this cat keeps putting dead animals on the doorstep
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08/15/2012 03:59 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
The only member of family Felidae that has prospered in our changing world.
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
i did some google searches on this, and it says that cats do this as a sign of respect, and a sacrament to the person taking care of them
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08/15/2012 04:01 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
chuckle

Better than the half-eaten squirrels Octo's big black cat Mossad
used to leave halfway down the stairs.
Just lovely to step in, barefoot summer mornings.
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
See OP, that is waht they do.
Shows he likes you- feeding you.

Following his program like we do.
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
thats a gift belive it or not
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21697596


show kitty you appreciate it... scramble it up in a few eggs and chow down where the cat can watch
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7444227


This^

Your cat loves you and is just looking out for your well being by supplying you with a tasty snack.

:)
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08/15/2012 04:03 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
So you own a cat and yet you know nothing about them.
Great.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16578368


not mine, my moms, my mom and dad went to the ozarks for the week so i stayed over here to watch there house at night, and this cat keeps putting dead animals on the doorstep
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19037596


That cat must really like you. Make sure you treat him/her well.

Here's some info: [link to www.wayofcats.com]
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08/15/2012 04:03 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
Well we are partially carnivores too.
Th BBQ is a pefect example
" Men's Business"
Wildness is a heartbeat away.

fishin, huntin, drankin'
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08/15/2012 04:04 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
thats a gift belive it or not
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THIS /\
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19723926


The Cat expects you to Cook it and turn it into Wet Food.
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08/15/2012 04:05 AM

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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
Sad for the mouse (hopefully dead now) and Bravo! to your cat.

This is what cats do...

Get used to it.

or

Get rid of the cat.
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
According to the Marxists its ok if Cats do this to mice but its not ok if we kill a chicken and eat it lmao
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08/15/2012 04:06 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
Actually, your little landmonster is telling you that you suck as a hunter... and this is how it's done. He's using his kill as a teachable moment. :)

Last Edited by Bea Nameless on 08/15/2012 04:06 AM
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08/15/2012 04:10 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
Actually, your little landmonster is telling you that you suck as a hunter... and this is how it's done. He's using his kill as a teachable moment. :)
 Quoting: Bea Nameless


your obviously a genious
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
thats a gift belive it or not
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21697596


show kitty you appreciate it... scramble it up in a few eggs and chow down where the cat can watch
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7444227


Awesomeness. But do share, it's polite.
Anonymous Coward
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08/15/2012 04:16 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
fuckin cat...teach it a lesson...put it in a burlap bag (with big rock) and throw it into a river....come back in a hour and get the cat...pet it on the head after a good scolding and give it a treat....i'm sure it wont do it again....you're welcome...just trying to help...byekitty
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08/15/2012 04:17 AM
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Re: my cat just left a dead mouse with its organs out, on my porch
Look at it this way, domestic cats are fed they do not need to hunt to survive, when they hunt it is out of instinct and for sport. A cat will catch the prey and play with it and last of the activity will usually involve biting the head off the catch, that is when you will be left a little surprise at the door, the cat is simply showing you what it has done, you should be pleased, the cat is keeping control of what would otherwise be pest activity around your home.

I have had rats mice and rabbits, all without heads left outside the back door. Nice!

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